Menoman

Straight to the point!

I have never had a wet dream, in my life. I'm also 20 years old. I read something about if you learn to masturbate before you are supposed to have your wet dreams then you won't have them.

I also read in the same thing I read that in, that if you do this and don't have wet dreams, when your older, say around your 20s then you could have them.

I donno :P

Anyone else not have wet dreams due to learning to masturbate early or for some other reasons?

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MageB420666

I started masturbating when I was nine and I have never had a wet dream.

Unless you count waking up from a dream about sex and then masturbating.

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Xepidemic

i think maybe u jack off to much. you have wet dreams when u have to much juice in your nuts. try not jacking off for a week or longer... then get a boner right before u go to sleep. then WHAM! there you go...

thats how it is for me anyways

WarWagon

A lot of people don't have wet dreams. For many people, the extra semen is released gradually when you pee.

MageB420666

I'm wondering why you'd want to have a wet dream. I'd prefer to be awake when I orgasm so that I can enjoy the experience.

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MageB420666

Oh, Yeah

Warwagon is right but there is a third way that the body gets rid of excess semen when you don't have sex or masturbate. Sometimes it just dribbles out.

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Menoman

Well I don't really want to :P To save any possibly awkward situations of course lol.

I did not know that some people never had them due to excess semen coming out during wizz taking!

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hossified

yeah..if you are a regular wanker...try holding out for say two weeks......and think sexy thoughts before going to bed. That should be enough to get your sheets sticky. And for those who haven't had one.....the reason it's 'wet' is because you think it's real....that's how good the dream is!!!!!! The only downside is cleanup

absorbentishe

I've only had a few in all my years. Each time I woke up right at the moment I came, so it was great. I have regular sex and take care of it when not, so I don't any more. If you try not to wank for a long time, the chances of having one would improve, but I'm no doctor.

Charlatan

I am 36 and have never had a wet dream...

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tooth

I'm 31, and I've never had one either. I started masturbating when I was probably 12 or so. I have definitely had my share of sex dreams, just never 'wet'.

Slauncha Man

18 and never had one. Maybe I started too soon? Either way, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Would you like to have to clean up cummy sheets all the time and not have had sex to justify it?

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doncalypso

I've never had the condition of not having wet dreams... However, it is possible that although you have no recollection of it you still do have wet dreams. Remember, most people don't remember their dreams when they wake up---so you could have one of the steamiest and raunchiest dreams and wake up without remembering anything.

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impulse03

i never used to have wet dreams due to regular wanking. so i stopped for like a week, and then bam.

if you really want one, dont wank for at least a week and it will happen for sure. everybody above said it, but i figured id contribute also haha.

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Sparhawk

hehehe...

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Holo

31 here and never had one either...started beating the bishop about 13.

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Xsas

I have vivid dreams, so my first and only wet dream was awesome.... And it was after I hadn't jerked off for a couple weeks.

punx1325

I am 19 and I have never had one, I have tried waiting 2 weeks, still nothing. It's no biggie to me, I'd rather beat off...

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Empty_One

31, never had one. Started jackin it before stuff came out, so it never had the chance to build up on me. Now, my wife needs sex to much to worry about it.

Suave

Considering the mess it would make, I'd know for DAMN SURE whether or not I've had a wet dream, which I haven't. BTW, this thread is amusingly starting to look like a support group for guys who haven't had wet dreams.

"Hi, my name is Bob, and I've never had a wet dream."
Group in unison: "Hi Bob!"

fuhrerhat

I've only had one once and the clean up was not worth it.

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Hite Reporter

I never had one of thoes either..... I used to think there was something wrong with me, bu now I just think everyone is wired differently. Don't worry about it

rockford1004

First ejaculation was a wet dream, haven't had one since and that was 27 years ago. I can still remember the dream though...

jamessh1

I think i've had two or three, and i am 23 years old. I remember the shock of the first one because i woke up just as i started soiling my boxers. the next two times it occured, i again woke up just as my member started throbbing and was able to grip it to hold off ejaculation till i grabbed a penis. If you really want one, take the advice of not jerking off for 1-2weeks and maybe try looking at some porn before bed. BTW they are nothing special nor a fond memory.

nomorensx

I have never had a wet dream, regardless of the lenght of time since my last "release." And it's NOT because I don't have vivid dreams -- most of them are very very "real" feeling.

ncgti

I've never had one - I always seem to wake up right at the "good part"

Gatorade Frost

Only had one. Very vivid dream, I remember it to this day. Now I don't go long enough without choking the chicken or having sex to even think about having a wet dream.

brinkn1

I think they're by far the best dreams one can have! If you're any good at steering your dreams they can be AMAZING. And cleanup isn't that bad if you wear underwear to bed.

Wish I had them more often...

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ninja_mechanic

It was a little disturbing. I have been working shift work for the first time and haven't had much time to masturbate. However, I had sex with my wife last night and I woke up this morning to a wet dream. The first of my life.

I wen't looking online to see if this has happened to anyone else and all I can find is younger men talking about them and people seeking to experience one. I hope I'm not alone!

Jagtstein

The first ejaculation is not so spontaneously.
Initially, masturbating together with friends (I was 9 years old) each separately called for in that time we Lullerpflege. Until about 12-13 years of my course I had no ejaculation, but even then was an orgasm possible, we called it then elation. I can still remember that with the slow start of the first seed production during orgasm some mucus from the urethra (urethral meatus) flowed. And gradually came sperm. A nocturnal emissions I had not until today because I have masturbated regularly to this day. I am now 65.

Strange Famous

Ive never had a wet dream in my life

I have sexy dreams sometimes (although not that often) but never one thats reached fruition as it was.

From my own experience and other comments it seems this isnt so unusual.

I wouldnt mind having one I suppose, I'll have to try and concentrate my mind on it while Im falling asleep.

Lindy

Sort of related...
When I was married (about ten years ago) and I would see my husband (a very sound sleeper) with a stiffie while asleep I would sometimes try to see if I could make him cum without waking him up.
Worked every now and then. Of course, if he woke up, that was fun too...

Lindy

Ultrabum

I'm thirty five and I've never had a wet dream. Can't complain. I wouldn't like to have to clean myself up.

I have had some pretty raunchy dreams. I had a dream last week in which I was screwing a really attractive brunette. When I woke up I was lying on my side but it took me a few seconds to realise I was still thrusting like no tomorrow with a stonking boner.


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