I don't remember the first time. I remember the first time getting caught and the lecture I received. It was in when I was 7 or so. It feels as if I've always known how to pleasure myself. I know at first I didn't know what I was doing was called and had no idea of the "sexual" reason for the pleasure. It just felt good.

I can still remember it like it was yesterday. I stared at the goo on the carpet for quite some time wondering what in the hell I just did. I thought I had broken myself somehow. I didn't know anything other than pee was supposed to come out of there. Ah, innocence...

What a thread resurrection!

I was 17, closer to 18 actually. Don't laugh... I didn't start wanting to fuck until then also. :P

Apparently, there is a guy on the face of the planet that wasn't sexually abused in anyway, wasn't raised by parents that thought it was wrong or shameful, and didn't do it until 17. I simply didn't have a desire to until then. Obviously, being so old, I knew how everything worked and what had happened.

I like to think I am making up for lost time in my own way, lol.

I was 11 or 12, in bed, and rubbed on the glans for a few minutes until it felt really good. Then I kept doing it for two or three more times.

I didn't know what it was called or if anybody else had done this.

Yes. Got really arroused, couldn't sleep, had a strange desire to be naked. I didn't really know what was going on. I thought I had wet the bed.

Not really lol, my girlfriend asked me the same thing a little while ago and I couldn't give her an answer.

Taking a guess, i'd say about 9 or so, my friend had introduced me to what i now know as porn on the internet (oh blessed, blessed discovery), and then sometime after that, I was home alone. Browsed to a site, got a rather nice sensation down there, and naturally let my hands to the walking.

Became a bit of a habit for a while, but it felt so good. I never ejaculated though. I felt a little guilty i think, so i stopped. Started again when I was 12 or 13, possibly 14, at which point i did ejaculate, but it wasn't a suprise, i had figured that bit out already :P Remember feeling rather proud.

hahahahaha :thumbsup:

I remember playing with it when I was about 8 years old or so, but I never came. I cant remember every actually having an orgasm until I was around 12 or so, I have no idea what my first reaction to "squirting all over the place" was though, but I imagine it was probably pretty funny.

Ummm.......had to be around 8 or 9....ehem, pool jets. Anyone?

Oh shit pool jets!! I forgot all about those bad boys! When I was like 7 or so we had a hottub and I used to stick my wang in front of those all the time. I remember now I used to call it "dictation" (I don't know if that is spelled right). Then when I got older and we talked about that in class I used to get real embarrased cause I thought it was a little something else! Ahhh the memories

I remember. I was in my bedroom, was supposed to be putting on my bathing suit to join my brothers and sisters in the pool. I don't know how old but it was pretty young. I must have had an erection when I got undressed and I laid on my back and just started rolling it around with one hand. I used to call it "logging it." No idea why. (later I think I found out that rolling it around against your sheets was quicker!) Then it happened, I had no idea what it was. No ejaculate, but is sure did feel good! I think my brother and sister actually caught me in the act too.

I didn't orgasm until I was with Simon, so I guess when I was fifteen.

I do remember finding my vagina when I was very very little though. I thought I was broken, and I was so scared but I didn't want to tell my mum. Poor little me. :)

I don't remember the first time I started masturbating. I have always known how to pleasure myself in a sexual way, so I obviously started a long time ago, before I was 5 or so. For the longest time, I would masturbate by shaping my blanket in a peculiar way and screwing it.

I do remember the first time I ever ejaculated. When I was in the seventh grade (around '87 or so), I had, coincidentally, snuck a Club magazine from my father's room to look at. I was masturbating while looking at the pictures and was surprised to see that, in this magazine, there were (occasionally) men posing with the women. Before then, I was used to magazines like Playboy or Penthouse, which featured only women in various forms of undress (only much later did I learn that Penthouse also had male models but they were occasional back then). It really turned me on to see a man having sex with a sultry (and well endowed) woman. The accompanying text even detailed how they couldn't photograph the actual penetration but that the models were so hot that they really wanted to have sex and did right after the shoot was over. I was vicariously fucking the girl through the photographs and ejaculated into my blanket. Oh, how I was so jealous of that male model!
I was surprised to find semen in my blanket but it was obvious what it was, having taken sex-ed many years earlier. Strangely (or, perhaps not so strangely, I don't really know), it was my first sign of puberty. I had no body hair, no cracking voice, and no growth spurts, that I can recall. I did have some severe chapping in my groin area but it went away after I started growing pubic hair (does anyone remember that?!).

I now have a copy of that issue of Club, out of nostalgia. I found it in a used book store quite some while ago. Here's a picture of the front cover...

heh, i remember. i was seven years old, in the bathtub. i turned over onto my stomach for some reason and my dick rubbed against the smooth bottom of the tub. of course, it felt really good, so i just kept going, eventually had an orgasm and was hooked :D I didn't realize until a few years later that i could just grab it. that's when things got really fun, cause I didn't have to be in the bathtub to get off :o

i was way too young to remember. i blame mother. whenever my penis was sore, for whatever reason, she told me to rub it. that was bad medicine. but i remember falling in 'love' with different girls throughout grade school by rubbing my hands on my inner thighs before falling asleep. which in trun caused the expected

I must've been somewhere around 14 or so. Happened in the shower. I just started rubbing it up and down like I saw the guys do in my dad's porn videos. I remember very clearly that it didn't take me long at all...< 3 mins. I went all weak at the knees and almost fell through the shower door :p I can remember thinking that it felt amazing...amazing enough to want to do it again.

I must've done it everyday for about 2 weeks after that. Things haven't really changed since then :D

I don't remeber the actual experience, but I do know that I was around 12 years old when it happened. It was when I started getting playboys and such from my older brother (who was only 14 or so). Since then, rare is the day that I don't get my self off at least once.

I also happen to have one of the largest pornography collections at my university. (Meaning that I haven't found any that are larger being shared on the University Network)

I dont remember, just that it was in either 7th or 8th grade.

Not many people remember the first time masturbating June 1st, 1984, but ya know...?... :thumbsup:

I can't remember the first time, however I remember some of the experimenting I did beforehand. I knew I wasn't getting the full thing, it never felt complete, but I just couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong.

No problems now ^_^

I was Fourteen, and locked in the bathroom with my mothers romance novel, i felt dirty, but then i paid a friend to buy me a playboy and it got better... i still have that playboy

Ahh this thread takes me back :) Must have been around 11. One night when i couldnt sleep I started to read one of the first danish editions of Euroman in which they had a series of photos showing woman doing everyday activities wearing very little. All of a sudden I started jerking off, and that magazine never quite recovered :)

Weird thing is that there was a perfume sample in the magazine and that smell always reminds me of that first time. A friend of mine owns that particular perfume and I have told him about what I think of when I smell it.... So he puts it on from time to time just to freak me out... Cant really think of anything except that wonderful discovery :rolleyes:

My first time was in the end of seventh grade. All the kids in school were talking about it, and my interest was piqued, so I walked into the bathroom and started there. I stopped before it came 'cause I was scared, and it looked so -weird-. The middle of my dick swelled up so it looked like I had a golf ball in it (no idea why, stopped right before cuming). I swore I would never do -that- again.

>_> next week...

I remember my first time masturbating. My family and I were at a second-hand store so that my step-mother could get her packrat fix for the day. It was a place called the "Pastor's Attic" since it was created by a local pastor. Looking through stuff while we were waiting for her, I found a recordable VHS tape (not something one would usually find here) with a line of a TV guide taped to it showing a couple of innocuous sounding movie titles like "Double Cross." Got home, popped it in and it turned out to be late-night Showtime. I started feeling very weird and stopped the tape, but later than night...

Yeah, I was about 33.

Uh huh. A late bloomer, indeed. I'd tried a couple times before, but without managing to orgasm. It was great though when it did happen (and it was unintentional!), and I haven't looked back.

I was 15 and reading Penthouse Letters I stole from the corner store rack. It was a boy meets girl next door and they fuck story. This got me thinking about the hot, gorgeous blonde bombshell down the street who I’ve been having so much fun with the entire summer. So I started touching myself…and it felt sooooo good. I came.

Incidentally I dated that hot blonde for seven years. Not sure if I ever told her she was my first orgasmic fantasy. Hmmmmm...

I was round 4 or 5 and I was humping a couch. I felt a pretty strange sensation in my stomach. That was the first time.

I didn't actually start masturbating traditionally until I was 7.

EDIT: compared to me, damn, you guys are all late bloomers. :eek:

I think this makes you either a masturbation god or some kind of über-pervert.

Either way, congrats! :D

I think it just makes me a really horny person. In fact, I am. My sex drive is through the roof. Maybe masturbating from such a young age had something to do with it.

I definitely remember the first time. I was probably 13 or so, I got one of those random, involuntary erections one late night in bed while watching TV, and just started rubbing it. I kept reaching the edge of climax and then stopping (the feeling was overwhelming), then one time I went too far....I think about half-a-gallon came out, all over my chest and stomach. I was so freaked....I didn't expect that to happen. Life had never been the same, since.

Logansnake, im right there with you.

I think i was around 6. i dont remember. but i know i figured it out and got the hang of it and was doing it as often as teenage boys do it.

rockstar.

First time. Nope dont remeber at all. Boy am I insensitive...
I will have to buy my hand some flowers

It was a pretty odd experience, now that I think of it. My cousin and I were in the bathroom and he masturbated me and told me that stuff will come out. It took a while and eventually it did and it was yellow goo. I don't remember that it felt good but I do remember that I was pretty curious about it because the only stuff that's come out before that was pee. We did it again when he was around the following weekend and then we masturbated together (ie we watched each other).

Before you guys throw up in disgust, we were both 10 then and he was taught by his other cousin who was 12. Both our parents were downstairs at that time and it was in the afternoon. It didnt seem at all wierd too because we've bathed together since we were young. I don't remember when we stopped doing it together though... :) probably 1-2 months after the first time.

Goodness, did i just write that?