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Old 05-12-2004, 09:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you remember..?

..the first time you masturbated and had an orgasm?

I was discussing this with my loverboy yesterday and thought it was really weird that he didn't remember the first time he had an orgasm from masturbating. How could one forget?! I sure as hell remember because it was such a special, new and intense feeling + I came twice the first time I tried it...

have you forgotten or do you remember?
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nope, the only one I remember is the last time I masturbated.
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I remember...place, time, choice of lube...

At the time, I'd never heard of jerkin' off, so I was just sitting there when all of the sudden "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" It took me a couple of days to realize that I'd had my first orgasm.
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah, I was 9 and had never heard of masterbation. I was being a young scientist and trying to figure out exactly what caused me to get erections. I knew that seeing naked women on HBO caused it, but I had started to get them at other times as well.

So I started touching it and discovered what felt good. I remember thinking that I couldn't believe how good it felt and as I got close to orgasm I was scared because I could tell that something was going to happen but I didn't know what. All I knew was that I couldn't stop touching it. Then right when I thought I was going to pass out, it happened. I must have been a pretty frustrated kid because there was a lot of cum that first time ( it could also be because if took me half a night to figure out how to get off).

I ended up running to the bathroom in a panic to get towels to wipe it off my sheets. I had wet the towels too much and ended up spreading it around all over the place. So I poured pepsi on my sheets and took them to the hamper. After that I would wrap my member in a towel when I got close.
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Six times a day...somedays for eleven years... I need more hand sanitizer..I remember it exactly.. to the day.


*nostalgic*
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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..the first time you masturbated and had an orgasm?

I was discussing this with my loverboy yesterday and thought it was really weird that he didn't remember the first time he had an orgasm from masturbating. How could one forget?! I sure as hell remember because it was such a special, new and intense feeling + I came twice the first time I tried it...

have you forgotten or do you remember?
well...... we need details! details Nancy......

ok, sorry i will behave.
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Can't really remember the exact moment as I was only about 11 or 12 at the time... I do remember that while I did orgasm I didn't ejaculate...
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Old 05-12-2004, 12:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I can't remeber, but I did start really early. I might hazard I was around 7 or so. Is that possible?

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Old 05-12-2004, 12:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I vividly remember the first time that I jerked off. A friend of mine told me that you could only do it 50 times, and then you'd actually hurt yourself. I still remember how scared I was the 50th time...later that afternoon...

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Old 05-12-2004, 01:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I can't remember exactly, but I was 12 and had found all my brother's old playboys and what not. I tried and tried until I finally came. I think I tried it for a month before I finally made it, and man what a feeling that was.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't remember the exact age, but it was about when I was 10 or 11. I finally figured out how to make those awkward erections go away. It sure felt good figuring it out.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh hell no, that would be like asking me to remember the first time I ate pizza.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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No idea, I was way too young (4 or 5). However, I remember the first time I inserted my own fingers into my vagina -- that was amazing and I waited way too long to discover it!
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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nope, strangely enough i cant
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I cannot remember my first masturbation experience, but I can remember the first time I actually ejaculated..........

topless tennis, Cinemax late night.

Swear that's true, but I've always had an incredible memory, so that's not really that astounding a fact if you know me.
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Think more like everyone elses...sitting in the bathtub relaxin around age 12 or so...start scrubbing concentraate in one area next thig I know I just see flashing lights and incredible feeling
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I vividly remember the first time that I jerked off. A friend of mine told me that you could only do it 50 times, and then you'd actually hurt yourself. I still remember how scared I was the 50th time...later that afternoon...

/billy connely paraphrase
wow! hahaha kids can be so cruel! Good thing that it really doesn't hurt one to jerk off after 50 times! *phew*
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yes.

I came so hard I thought I had done myself permanent damage.

It took a week before I had the courage to try again.
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't think I'd even realized that I'd had an orgasm. I think I was just laying on the couch playing with it when I had started to come. All I remember thinking was "Holy shit! I've never had to pee like THAT before!"
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yea I remember
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I remember when I was like 10-11 I would be in bed and rub my penishead-TM :P against my blanket until I had an orgasm but I don't remember the first time I did that.

I do remember the first time I ejaculated it was kinda freaky, One day I'm jacking it all up and then the next day wham... I cum on myself. I thought I had something wrong with me but it was all good now
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I remember the first time I came and i remember what i was watching. I was 13 at the time and watching some dahm triplets video. I never had an orgasm before that though, and it freaked the shit out of me when I first did
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Absolutely.

Water bed, no sheets. 12 and thinking about a girl I was pretty friendly with. Lost my shorts, started rubbing (for purposes of heat....it was kind of chilly.)

Freaked me out at first, but then I put it all together.
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Old 05-13-2004, 05:36 AM   #24 (permalink)
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wow! hahaha kids can be so cruel! Good thing that it really doesn't hurt one to jerk off after 50 times! *phew*
Oh yeah, I would be in deep misery by now then
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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yes.... mmm.... i even remember my fantasty thought process that got me to that point, classic.

I mean, i've masturbated before i ever could get to climax, just because it felt great at the time, but once i was able to just come, my hormones kicked into overdrive...
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Old 05-13-2004, 03:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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First time I had an orgasm was while being forced down into a pillow by a horny fourth grade girl. It was a scary experience.
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Old 05-13-2004, 03:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I stared playing with myself at about 10 or so but didn't ejaculate, I don't really remember when I started to come properly.
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Old 05-13-2004, 05:22 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Just discovered my first pubic hair.

Just discovered Kylie Minogue on Neighbours.

It was so good, i did it couple more times... just to make sure it wasnt a fluke.

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Old 05-13-2004, 05:24 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Nope can't remember. I'm sure I've repressed that memory already.
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Old 05-13-2004, 05:47 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I was on the front side of 6. We had gone to the doctors and they where showing me how to clean my foreskin area by pulling it back. I just thought wow, and so within a week or so, there I was after the lights went out and kept going back and forth. Before I knew it something happen inside and it felt real good, except something came out of my penis too! And from then on, I have never looked back and to this day, it still feels great! Almost 40 years of self pleasuring, and I'm not blind, I must be doing something right
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Old 05-13-2004, 06:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I have a funny story. I was like 11, and I didn't quite know what jerking off was. So I was watching late-nite softcore porn on Showtime, and I felt something coming… and proceeded to piss all over myself. I grabbed a towel and blamed it on a cat.
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Old 05-14-2004, 02:34 AM   #32 (permalink)
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well...... we need details! details Nancy......

ok, sorry i will behave.
haha there's nothing to tell really. I knew that this thing called an orgasm could only be achived through masturbation so I gave it a shot and I came. And..I was so stoked about the sensation that I tried again only 5 minutes later and had yet an orgasm
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Old 05-14-2004, 04:55 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Hmmm...I was about thirteen I believe. Maybe 12. Anyhow, my mom had gotten me these books about puberty and growing up and stuff. I remember reading in one of the books about how some people masturbated and that it was ok and I remember thinking that I wanted to try it too.

So the next time I got in the shower I did some experimenting and had my first real sexual experience and orgasm. It was really odd the first time, since I didn't know what I was doing and I was really sore by that point. I remember a while later I locked myself in my bedroom and did it again there and it was a LOT better.
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:31 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Re: Do you remember..?

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[B]..the first time you masturbated and had an orgasm?
Yes. Why do you ask?
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Old 05-14-2004, 08:12 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I was about 12 or 13. No one was home and I was drawing a map for some class. The next thing I know, I'm wankin away. No Ejaculation though.
The first time I ejaculated was like a year later. I walked tall the next day at school because of my accomplishment. Job well done.
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Old 05-14-2004, 08:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I definitely remember the first time I masturbated....I was lying in bed one night and couldn't sleep. I started thinking about some hard-core make out sesh's I'd had with my bf and went I started to feel really randy, my hands found their own way to my pleasure area. I couldn't believe the sensations I was feeling! That was the first and last time I have ever cum during orgasim. I thought I'd peed myself (tee hee), but nothing that felt that good could be simply pissing yourself
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Old 05-15-2004, 08:52 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I remember my first time. I don't remember the age, but i was watching the "lady chatterly's lover" series on showtime. For some reason, i had saran wrap around my penis and i didn't stroke, but rubbed the head, and i stopped bc i thought i had to pee and i took the saran wrap off and it suddenly felt like i'd been kicked in the nuts.

not a pleasant first time.

about 10 times later after a few months, i found out that if you didn't stop before you came, then it wouldn't hurt..

life was never the same after that...
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Old 05-15-2004, 01:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I've been whackin away since I was 4. All I remember was that it felt really good and it always got to a point where my dick became really sensitive and I couldn't continue. Flash forward 9 years or so later, ejaculation
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Old 05-15-2004, 03:58 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I remember the first time I masturbated to the point of ejaculation.... I was standing up in the shower, and I came so hard that the cum flew above my head.

I don't think I've ever had an orgasm as strong as that first time.
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Old 05-15-2004, 04:39 PM   #40 (permalink)
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i cant rememebr the first time, but i know that it was when i was in seventh grade, so i must have been 13.
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