Biggest line you've used to get in someone's pants
 

This girl I was doing off and on was really mad at me because she accused me of doing her best friend. I on the other hand, was more concerneed with getting some. We were sitting downstairs at my house, and my friend was over. That led to this exchange.

Me: Hey...look, I don't want to talk about this in front of other people. Let's go upstairs to my room so I can hear about your problems and why you are mad
Her: Er, no, we can talk about this here
Me: Nah, I don't want to make this public. It's not like I'm going to try anything, I just want to hear why you are mad and make you feel better about it
Her: Okay, fine, let's go.

You all know how it is. Once they are in the room, it's game, set, and match.

Biggest line I've had used on me is when a girl told me she couldn't take me home from a party cause her car was broken.

She gets me in the room...game set and match in her favor.

You win some you lose some I suppose.

Fun thread :p

Was visiting a friend and we were at his friends apartment for the night. The couch was taken by my friends roommate, and I had this little pullout sofa. My friend was going to sleep on the floor, so I pulled my line:

Me: Don't be silly, there's plenty of room on the pullout, and besides, you don't have a blanket - you'll freeze.
Him: Hey thanks!
Me: Besides, it's not like we're going to do anything with Tim sleeping right over there.
Him: True...

Game, set, match :D

Then again, a few hours later he used a line on me which worked... Game set match for him! That was a good night...

Aaggghhhh....what fun...

Don't remember how I got her in the bedroom, but I remember how the conversation went be4 she gave me head...

She said: Are you going to remember my name?
I said: Are you going to suck my dick?
She said: slurp, slurp

College chicks r 2 easy.

AHAHAHAHA

fell off my goddamn chair

that's awesome!

Thats comedy gold right there :)

and did you remember her name? heh.

Never used a line, I let my actions speak for me :)

Good policy.
Actions speak louder than words...and are much more likely to end in orgasm. :-P

Sitting in the hot tub

Me: Try this one over here. *postions girl between my legs on top of a jet*

Didn't even have time to call game, set and match.

"I brought my digital camera over, wanna see if it works?"

*Devious laughter*

It is definetely not game set and match when you get them into your room...*grumbles*.....

But one thing I've said thats worked is, "Hey, I've been wanted to tell you something for a while." And kissed. Well, I haven't done this yet, but I plan to soon. haha.

Other times I've hooked up there really was no conversation leading up to it, and I just went in for the kiss.

"I love you!"

Aaahh, High School. Good times!

So wrong and yet so very, very true...

Ok this is not mine but it's so hilarious that I just had to share it with you guys.

I was at this huge party 6 years ago where I overheard my class mate Bjarke trying to pick up a hot little lady.

he (so incredibly drunk) takes her hand, looks her into the eyes and says: "You smell just like my grandmother!"

No he did not get the girl and boy do I wish I had a camera to snap the look on her face when he told her that!

Now wait just a minute, Averett...you didn't tell us what worked on you! What did he ask?

Will you marry me? Well the rest is history from there.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're right, I didn't say :cool:

If I tell it, all the boys will know what will work on me.. Can't let that out!

Me? Usually I never use lines, thats what drives them crazy. I let them initiate everything.

Usually how it goes:

Me: (lay her in bed, and lay next to her not even touching)
Her: <Insert random comment here>
Me: <Insert random reply>
..pause..
Her: You're not like most guys are you?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Well most guys would be trying to grope me at this point.
Me: <kiss> I'm sorry, I've been wanting to do that all night.
Her: <slurp>

game, set, match..

The thing is these are the most sexually conservative girls that this works on. They're so used to being groped and chased after they're caught completely off guard by someone who acts completely apathetic.

"If I were just interested in getting laid, I'd go hook up with some random party ho. That's not why I'm with you. I'm with you because...(insert romantic stuff here)...not because I'm just out to get some. If you decide you want to have sex with me at some point, that's great. If not, that's not going to change how I feel about you."

Here's mine:

me: "I'm really drunk and need someone to help take care of me"

Her: "Oh my buddy needs help"

me: "help me into bed"

Had this happen to me, and yes, it worked quite well. :) :)

Look, I know you are thinking that this is wrong. But I also know that you haven't been laid in a long time. We both know that I am younger better looking, and in better shape than your husband. But what you don't know is that I have a tongue like an electric eel on speed, and I can hold my breath for a loooooong time. C'mon, Grandma. Grandpa won't be back for hours. Why deny yourself this?

Me: Umm, Hi.
Female: *Walks away*

As you can see, I've been very unsuccessful.

Er. Drop the "Umm"? ;)

Okay, okay, I'll leave...

Want to go to Tim Hortons? I'll let you eat the bowl. :rolleyes:

The best line used on me follows: Im sitting in a chair, proofreading this hot girls paper.

Her: Why don't you sit on my bed? Its more comfortable. It's not like Im gonna rape you or anything.
Me: Alright.

Hummmmm.......can I be your naughty naughty matress monkey.
Or Can I give you a back rub!?!? but for me its easy I'm a girl so I have an advantage lol.

My name may not be Wilma, but I can make your bed rock

Used a few on this girl who was my girlfriend at the time, we just used to seduce each other. As you can see, we did it in quite a jokey way:

Me: You have lovely legs *stroking thighs* what time do they open? *leaning over to start...*

Me: Hey, does this cloth smell of chloroform to you? *put cloth over her mouth, she pretends to slump over in my arms, I lay her down and we start mucking around*

Me: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Her: Yeah, I am.
Me: Oh! Wait, it's 5 minutes fast.

The time after that
Me: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Her: I'm not.
*guess*

And the final one...
Me: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

"I'm Rick James, bitch"

Best line used on me:
*I was leaving a bar*
Her: Do you need a ride? Because I can ride you all night long.

(I'm dating her now.)

i had this 15 year old tell me he was hung like a horse and would eat me out for 3 hours straight... needless to say it didn't work on me...
i don't have any funny lines, but one time i told this guy i just felt like crashing on his bed... he got the picture and i got to get me some ;-)

I remember just telling this girl that I wanted to kiss her... ^_^

honestly I know I can say things to make it work but I am usually so drunk I don't remember what I say. That has backfired on me though. Once I am drunk and I get them on my couch in my apt my average is pretty fucking good.

Ah yes, a spinoff of the age-old Goth people pickup line:

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?"

lol

"hey... you gonna eat that?"

She was my ex of just a few days when I said this to her. She had just come over to my house to chill and I was about to go take my history exam:

Me: I know why you have been stressed out lately.
She: Oh, and why is that?
Me: You really need to get laid.

I did pretty well on that exam ;)

"honey, you make me want to get a job."

its funny because i probably wont get a job.

Him: (taking out guitar) want to hear some guster?
Me: only if you can play that while i'm on top of you

Back in college I was talking to a female friend of mine on the phone...we were both flirting back and forth and such. We were talking about crazy things we'd done, and she mentioned something about a friend who showed up at her boyfriend's door only wearing an overcoat...nothing underneath. I made a comment on how sexy I thought something like that was.

About 30 minutes after I hang up the phone, I hear a knock on my dorm room door....

:)