Heard: I'm coming, dont' stop

Heard (after the coming): If you want to have sex you better do it now because I'm falling asleep.

(Thanks Scarletletter!)

lol

Me: Getting the best blowjob ever.
She: (usual sounds)
Me (seconds before I'm coming): Yessss! Yeeeesss! Ohhhh Tina TINA TIIINAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! (awful pain!)
She: I'm Lisa. And now get the fuck out of here.

Me: Dress. Leave. Going to the next doctor who sents me to a hospital.

Once bitten, twice shy...

I'm recieving a blowjob from my gf and right as I cum she takes a breath and I bust all over her lips and a little in her mouth. She always swallows but was caught a little offguard at this time and she freaks out. She lifts up grabs my dick, and places her thumb over the opening, looks at me and says "Oops..." I Love her so much, it was so funny/ cute.

Granted, I have no idea where all the cum came from, I still sware to this day that I have never cum more than I did that evening.

Heard: Um, wrong hole. Exit only, baby.

Said: Oh, (other girls name), that feels so good.

Just out of curiosity, as someone who has (knock on wood) never said one girl's name while with another:

How do you confuse the names? Are you thinking of the other girl during sex, or does it just accidentally slip out?

pragma..I've never said another girl's name out loud during sex, but i've noticed that when i'm about to say a girl's name, someone else's name comes to mind first. I don't know why, i'm not thinking of anyone else, but other names just pop in the mind. I think it's just that i don't really think of names while i'm in hte throws of passion. It's more of just whatever name pops up first, then i have to looka nd doublecheck...

That's why I find it's best not to ask her name first.
At least then I can't shout out the wrong name, right?

Said: Where do you want me to go, baby?
Heard: Back Down...
Said:Mmfmfmfmffffmmfmm
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Said: holy shit, we've been going at it for an hour
Heard: yeah. and we both still have our socks on
*********************
Said: how many times did you just come?
Heard: like three or four
Said: cool, wanna go get some chinese food
Heard: Yeah!!

Oh, one more:

Said: oh my god, that was the best blowjob i have ever had
Heard: baby, you need to eat more fruit

Me: That feels good.
Her: Wrong hole baby.
Me: No it's not.
Her: Good boy.
She looks back at me and smiles.

This girl and I were in a position where we were both sitting up, but she was kind of on top of me. We were really goin' at it, and I dunno why, but I looked at the whole situation and thought of her riding me like a horse, so I said, "Ride 'em cowgirl!" She stopped and started laughing HYSTERICALLY. She then looked at me and said, "Haha, you killed it!" I looked her in the eyes with a deep passion and said, "No, I didn't. We're just getting started......Cowgirl!" and I guess that second reference to my little in-sex joke was enough for her to kiss me passionately and the rest of our hump-session was WILD. From then on, my nickname for her was always "Cowgirl." It was cool, 'cause I could call her that in front of her friends and family and they didn't have the slightest idea what I was referring to. :)