Averett

To go along with this gem...Things you love hearing after sex

What are some of the things you've said after sex?

"I don't think I could move if I tried"
"I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!"
"I never want to leave this place"

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Mango

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hossified

...that one got away from me
....oopps....a little early
...sorry
.....that's all i got

..haha....(I've honestly said all these)...hey it happens everyonce in awhile! haha

Jim Kata

"I swear I can do it better the next time."

"Yeah, I seriously finished."

"I couldn't help it, you are just so hot that I couldn't hold out any longer."

"Go make me a sammich."

"Where's the remote?"

"Sorry"

kittenpie

would you kindly get out of me now?

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She had diamonds on the inside.

~Ben Harper

bparker805

.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Strange Famous

"I want to kill myself"

But I only said that one time.

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Bobaphat

Yeah...that was nice. Now why don't you lock the door on your way out.

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--size matters not-- yoda

emmdubbs

hello *knocks head* you awake?!

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LiquidSquid

After first-thing-in-the-morning sex:

"Please don't tell me you're having a beer and a smoke for breakfast."

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"There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin

zxello

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

WarWagon

I'm hungry.

SmileyG3

Sleepy Time

la petite moi

'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'

As he takes his precious time....

minyn

lets see.

out out out out please?!?
mmmm i smell like sex and candy
lakwjheorahwierne (jibberish)
MORNING! thought you'd liek to be woken up like that
FooD! mmmm shells and cheese

im a goon when i get off

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"Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye"
~A3 "woke up this morning"

"Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

fallenangel

"Feels like a truck has been driven through me..."

"Oh My God"

"I love you"

" *silence* "

"whooooooooooo"

"How did we end up in that position???"

"Gah, i'm late for work!" Or, "now you've missed one of your classes ya nut"

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all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you

streak_56

"I love surprises"
"*points* the door is that way"
"your too crazy for me"



*sigh* it was all over those sayings

Edit" thats what people have said to me I can't remember what I've said

Rubyee

Talking to myself:

Squeeze! Squeeze! Just a few more steps to the bathroom!
-or-
Too late

Talking in general:

Ouch.
Geeze.
Again?
More please?
That was so deep, you gave me a headache.

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You don't know from fun.

jay-g

rat

guess i should get my clothes and go...i have work in 4 hours (said at 2 am)

i can't believe i just wasted a perfectly good orgasm on you....

:ass out:: ::wake up 4 hours later:: I had this really horrible dream where we slept together after i got drunk last night...oh...we did? umm... I'll be getting my pants and going now...

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raeanna74

EVERY TIME! LMAO

And

What?!
Oh, What are we doing honey?
(speaking to a pint sized person who happened to discovered the forgotten unlocked bedroom door)
Mommy and Daddy were just um, just, having some Mommy, Daddy time.
Do you want something to eat?
Lets go get something to eat.
(As I hastily wrap a robe around and hubby dives under the sheets.)

And then this is me most of the time

Though he usually hurries as well cause he hates the wet spot ending up on his side.

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"Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

Wazer

"I need grapes. Now."

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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells

SabrinaFair

"I'm hungry"
"I want to go running"
"Wake up!"

And I've always wanted to kick a guy out of bed like Miranda on Sex and the City when she first sleeps with Steve. "Bye. Great sex!"

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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata

HLP

I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago...

Never have been uttered from my mouth! I do like all the apoligies you guys have been saying after sex!!

sillygirl

"huminahuminahumina"
" I can't move a muscle"
*wide eyes* "That didn't just.... break..... did it?"

Buk

"Why don't we do that more often, again?"
"Wow, I think I shot a gallon in ya tonite! Let me get you a towel."
"How long do you need before round two?"

jazzwyld

That's better than coffee (said)
Yeah it WAS that good (heard)

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You keep searching, but what you're looking for is inside.

Forget about who you thought you were, and accept who you are.

la petite moi

:Silence:

-or-

Did you cum?

-or-

That felt good.

denim

Y'know, you wouldn't smoke like that if you used more lube.

Redgirl

"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one"
"NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration)
"I'm hungry- let's eat"

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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

vveronica

said after sex would have to be based on how good it was...

Great sex:
Oh, Dont you dare take that out of me...
That was incredible... Now lets get on with the main event...
You are not getting out of here without me getting more of you...
I feel like there is so much of you in me its changed my DNA..

Okay sex...
That was good... I think we can get to great...
No, its okay... really... (not)

Bad sex...
Thats it..?
Did it die..?
No No.. We can try again later maybe... (not)

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...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

stevie667

Right, did we just have sex, because i can't really remember, so we better do it again just to make sure (it was a corny line, but it worked)

*inane babble*

get the fuck out of here you dirty bastards! (my mates don't understand the concept of privacy)

How do i delete this tape?

punkass_hippie

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

another round??? are you ready yet??? how much longer???

where's my battery powered penis?

*wow* (inbetween gasps)

food, NOW!!!

ruggerp11

Can we go a second time? (yes, changed condoms and went at it)
My bad lol
Jesus Christ I am fucking wet (drip drip drip)
Look at the couch
I had came five times, I didn't know that was possible
Uh, I can go again (no, its ok)

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Wolph

will you untie me now?

ngdawg

Him(after two sweaty hours): I never realized your boobs were so big.....

World's King

"What do you mean $250... the lady on the phone said that head was included."

"You think my mom heard us?"

"And now to find my boxers."

"I've never fucked a girl in the ass without lube before. You must do it a lot."

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

Bill O'Rights

"You want me to just leave the money on the dresser?"

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

minyn

recent
Me- "Holy fuck!"
Him - "yes that was"

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"Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye"
~A3 "woke up this morning"

"Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

SAM821

.... "I've had better"

not really, but its my favorite line from liar liar.

I usually say, "give me a few minutes, and i'll be ready for more"