04-22-2004, 07:44 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Is In Love
Location: I'm workin' on it
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Things you've said after sex...
To go along with this gem...Things you love hearing after sex
What are some of the things you've said after sex? "I don't think I could move if I tried" "I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!" "I never want to leave this place"
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04-22-2004, 09:53 AM | #7 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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"I want to kill myself"
But I only said that one time.
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04-22-2004, 10:14 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: the western part of new york
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hello *knocks head* you awake?!
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04-22-2004, 11:48 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
Addict
Location: P-Town, WA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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04-22-2004, 02:36 PM | #15 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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lets see.
out out out out please?!? mmmm i smell like sex and candy lakwjheorahwierne (jibberish) MORNING! thought you'd liek to be woken up like that FooD! mmmm shells and cheese im a goon when i get off
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04-22-2004, 02:54 PM | #16 (permalink) |
soaring
Location: near the water
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"Feels like a truck has been driven through me..."
"Oh My God" "I love you" " *silence* " "whooooooooooo" "How did we end up in that position???" "Gah, i'm late for work!" Or, "now you've missed one of your classes ya nut"
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all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you |
04-22-2004, 03:23 PM | #17 (permalink) |
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
Location: Calgary
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"I love surprises"
"*points* the door is that way" "your too crazy for me" *sigh* it was all over those sayings Edit" thats what people have said to me I can't remember what I've said Last edited by streak_56; 04-22-2004 at 05:36 PM.. |
04-22-2004, 04:06 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
Location: College Station, TX
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guess i should get my clothes and go...i have work in 4 hours (said at 2 am)
i can't believe i just wasted a perfectly good orgasm on you.... :ass out:: ::wake up 4 hours later:: I had this really horrible dream where we slept together after i got drunk last night...oh...we did? umm... I'll be getting my pants and going now...
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04-22-2004, 04:24 PM | #21 (permalink) | ||
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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And What?! Oh, What are we doing honey? (speaking to a pint sized person who happened to discovered the forgotten unlocked bedroom door) Mommy and Daddy were just um, just, having some Mommy, Daddy time. Do you want something to eat? Lets go get something to eat. (As I hastily wrap a robe around and hubby dives under the sheets.) And then this is me most of the time Quote:
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04-22-2004, 06:57 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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"I'm hungry"
"I want to go running" "Wake up!" And I've always wanted to kick a guy out of bed like Miranda on Sex and the City when she first sleeps with Steve. "Bye. Great sex!"
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04-23-2004, 08:20 AM | #30 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Native America
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"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one" "NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration) "I'm hungry- let's eat"
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04-27-2004, 10:51 AM | #31 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: northern california
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said after sex would have to be based on how good it was...
Great sex: Oh, Dont you dare take that out of me... That was incredible... Now lets get on with the main event... You are not getting out of here without me getting more of you... I feel like there is so much of you in me its changed my DNA.. Okay sex... That was good... I think we can get to great... No, its okay... really... (not) Bad sex... Thats it..? Did it die..? No No.. We can try again later maybe... (not)
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04-27-2004, 12:09 PM | #32 (permalink) |
Too Awesome for Aardvarks
Location: Angloland
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Right, did we just have sex, because i can't really remember, so we better do it again just to make sure (it was a corny line, but it worked)
*inane babble* get the fuck out of here you dirty bastards! (my mates don't understand the concept of privacy) How do i delete this tape? |
04-27-2004, 06:13 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Can we go a second time? (yes, changed condoms and went at it)
My bad lol Jesus Christ I am fucking wet (drip drip drip) Look at the couch I had came five times, I didn't know that was possible Uh, I can go again (no, its ok)
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04-28-2004, 10:56 AM | #37 (permalink) |
Here
Location: Denver City Denver
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"What do you mean $250... the lady on the phone said that head was included."
"You think my mom heard us?" "And now to find my boxers." "I've never fucked a girl in the ass without lube before. You must do it a lot."
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04-28-2004, 11:38 AM | #38 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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"You want me to just leave the money on the dresser?"
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04-28-2004, 12:18 PM | #39 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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recent
Me- "Holy fuck!" Him - "yes that was"
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