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Masturbation Techniques
Just wondering what you guys do to make it a better experience?
Thanks PMF21 |
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um... I guess watching a porno while you do it might make it better?
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how many of these threads is there going to be.. its not overly complicated of a task
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Some people don't just have what it takes, I suppose...
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Well thanks for your hel... Oh wait, I think this is the first time I can't complete the sentence :lol:. This has nothing to do with me not being able to, I have already seen those and I am not up to buying a toy. I want to know of any special techniques or homemade devices that I could use.
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Meow
Spit,slap,and tickle?
Wtf?! Homemade devices...? I heard about a guy and a belt sander,but I uh,You shouldn't,and if you are a girl,theres a faucet,You should. : ) and either way... perhaps... kitchen untesils? but... i'm not eating at your house anymore.... |
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Back hand that sucker with a reverse grip. The pressure change is great. If you want to simulate fudgepacking, put it in a vise. Now give that handle a crank. Now some more. Now tighten up to you feel you are going to explode. then give it one more good crank. Awesome! Now remember to yell "cleanup on aisle 5" as you leave the hardware store.
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LOL I'm a guy, I'm not into weird stuff, lol I think that everyone should give up on this thread, no one seems to want to help hahaha
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There's the good ole fake vagina made out of a latex glove and a towel... Theres an instructional video out on the web somewhere =P Takes practice to make a solid one and to not break the glove.
In the spirit of helping... 1. fold towel longwise and lay it out on a solid surface for a tight roll 2. place the latex glove with wrist hanging out about 1.5 inches on the folded edge, 3 inches from the end of the towel. 3. roll up the glove in the towel making tight, solid rolls 4. stretch the glove over the rolls... 5. lube the opening with whatever you have... lotion etc. 6. work away, can also roll up the the towelgina(lol) into something like a sleeping bag to make a more humpable object ;) |
Something new NSFW but then, if you're in this forum...
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Okay.. so you get an orange... and make a cut in it.. figure out the rest.
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the stranger is a popular one, as is the reverse grip. Try using just three fingers. Dunno, experiment.
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http://www.jackinworld.com/ is a great resource, particularly http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
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I head that you leave a watermellon out in the sun all day so it gets hot and mushy inside then cut a hole in it and go to town. I've never tried it and neither has my friend who told me about it, but I guess it couldn't hurt if you're really interested.
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