Strange Famous

I have to say no (and indeed I have voted so)

The idea of sucking dick is much worse to me than the pleasure I would get from having my dick sucked.

And yes, I do sometimes masturbate... its different... it just is!

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gorilla

I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right

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toiletraccoon

i wouldn't do it....when i'm masturbating my mind is off in dream world and i don't think i could fantasize while sucking myself off

tisonlyi

I guess you couldn't do it then, right?

I'm convinced that the vast majority of men either can, or have tried and failed.

Don't argue. This is true. All males know this.

Come on, you look at the dog, he's smilin'. You look at the cat, she's smilin'.

You go to your room, lock the door and get some stretching exercises in.

FACT.

From the dalai llama to charly manson.

Come on, 'fess up.

You'll feel better.

Also, the idea that 'it means you're gay' will disappear just as fast as those lovely little pieces of playground wisdom around masturbation.

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iamtheone

my thoughts have already been posted. Curious on the ladies thoughts on this. Would you if you could, paint the fence yourself?

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LpClint

uhm yeah same here

hossified

i wouldn't....no way in hell....that would be just gross (go figure...cause I love it when chicks give me bj's??)...does that make me a hypocrit...i dunno......

livingitup101

Nah, no desire to suck my own dick.

Blackthorn

Unreal...and along with this, my own pair of boobs, and a pipeline to fresh pizza I'd totally never leave the house.

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tekaweni

i can reach, but wouldnt do it... and no Im only average sized - just have a flexible back. As <b>LiquidSquid</b> notes, its hellish uncomfortable

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Eugeni

Yes, that felt great, I swear. I could get there when I was a teenager and did it, but now I am not that flexible. Btw, I never went off that way due to the tension of my back, it just felt good for a little while and then I would finish with my hand.

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illesturban

i'm not even going to lie... IF i could reach it, I am pretty positive I would at LEAST try it once. Now I'd probably break my neck or throw out my back or something and have to be hospitalized but yeah I'd try it. It's mine...

zxello

i sure as hell would and im sure as hell gonna try!

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skysooner

In the same way that my wife can't imagine why I enjoy giving her oral, I have the same feeling about my own genitalia. I don't think I could do it. Never say never, but my initial answer was no.

bermuDa

too much work for too the satisfaction of blowing yourself, of which there is little.

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Redgirl

Hmmm... since I have gone down on a chick, I feel it would be hypocritical of me to say that I wouldn't go down on myself.

Plus, I have tasted myself on my husbands lips and dick before during various sex acts. So I guess I'd have to say that if I could I would.

But I can't.

So there.

PS- I would think about every woman who has been given the lickey-lickey treatment has kissed her SO after, thereby tasting themselves. What else about licking yourself would be gross?

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pocon1

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

I would not come in my own mouth, though.

But I am afraid I would get hair on my tongue.

platypus

Yes, but I would have to bring home flowers first.

And I'd expect a very nice expensive dinner afterwards.

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i8one2

If its good enough for my subby galaxygirl to suck, its good enough for me. I love my dick, its a good freind of mine and after a good bondage workout by me, why not releive the pain with a good hard killer suck job my me. I only wish! subby and I could fight over the privilege of sucking...the games we could play, wow...Maybe I'll start losing some weight and give it a try, what do I have to loose, and the gains!

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Tuffy_McGee

So you wouldn't suck yourself off becuase that's gay; but would you fuck your own mouth?

Haha

GeneralKruge

I'd definitely give it a >try<, just to see what it was like. We all like a little variety when "relaxing with our thoughts," but we also all have a definite favorite technique. Having my own crotch in my face might not be as fun as looking at porn whilst getting myself off.

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Captain Canada

I dont think I would if I could.

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la petite moi

Heheh...Nwlinkvxd has done it. He doesn't like the taste of himself.

Arsenic7

Er, I'd try it. I don't see how you could say that giving yourself oral sex would be any worse than giving yourself a handjob, which is what masturbation is. I mean, seriously, are you saying that getting a handjob from another guy wouldn't make you gay but getting a blow job would? That's just loony.

And as for being made this way for a reason...well, if we COULD give ourselves a blow job, wouldn't that mean that we were made that way? Not to mention the fact that people use plenty of non sexual organs in the sex act. What's so special about your lips, anyhow? Why kiss people with them? Your mouth is the dirtiest 'organ' on your body, dirtier than your anus or anything else. The answer is: it just feels good.

If I could give myself a blowjob, and it felt good, I don't see why I wouldn't do it.

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Tuffy_McGee

Realistically though; masturbation is all about sexual pleasure and release.

How comfortable are you going to be if you're bent over as far as you can go and you're working on yourself?

That sounds stressfull hard and crappy.

Guy Spenzz

I can kiss my thigh so I know I could but im never going to, besides I already have someone to do it for me.

Met22

Use to but can't anymore.
Getting old is rough

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Xsas

Would you give a guy a handjob?

No, so why do you give yourself one?

blindawg

IS there any question about this..

Can you say... Hell Yeah!

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saltfish

If there is ANYONE here who has the 'equipment' to pull this off, it's this guy. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if he could.



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MageB420666

I would definitly do it, but I would have to finish off with my hand.

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EVIDENT

You sure about that man? He's a pretty big guy. I doubt he could get anywhere close.

I could just as I was startin' puberty. It hurt my back and neck like hell and simply wasn't as good as plain old jerkin'.

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singledeuce

That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!

herostar

fuck ya, I've tried, but it's a long ways down there...

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ZenkiChica

yea but guys dick + another guy's hand = gay, and i'm assuming you masturbate??

146519

No way, that's nasty. I guess going down on a girl is logically worse, but I actually enjoy that because of the repsonse.

kpizz13

one of my friends said he could and i didn't believe him, he demonstrated (not really, he was clothed) and he certainly can twist that way. i asked and he said that he only swallowed once, but it's not htat pleasant, but worth it.

RubberSouls

Hell fucking yes.

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livingfossil

I've too damn many ribs, alas.

Conclamo Ludus

Special occasions only. Like my anniversary with myself, Valentine's Day, and Sweetest Day, but only if I at least buy myself some flowers.

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