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I wouldn't. I'm semi-disgusted when I have semen on my hand from masturbating. If it was in my mouth, I'd puke farther than I can see.

sillygirl

Wow. I learn more about you all every day than I ever want to know about my friends IRL.

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MSD

This sounds like it would only make my back problems worse.

Golgothas

Where's the 'already given self a blowjob' option?

Funnel

I had a dream about that the other night and it was very satisfying in my dream.

SixEdxMia

You would if you could,
I would if I could,
The people that say that they wouldn't
are the people who claim not to masturbate.
mmmhhmmm..the truth as I see it.

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mattevil

I used to be able to do it when i was just hitting puberty but one growth spurt later and I couldn't any more. Wasn't that great because it put alot of strain on my neck and restricted breathing.Don't think it's gay either because you give yourself handjobs all the time. Surprised nobody's mentioned the whole Bill Hicks "that one vetrebrae" bit.

BigDonkey2

fuck ya i would suck my own dick

sixate

I laughed my ass off for five minutes after I read that.

Just because you would do it that doesn't mean everyone would. I jerk off... So what. Everyone does, but I have no desire to have a dick anywhere near my face, even if it's my own.

Redlemon

With a tongue that long, you must be very popular with the ladies...

telekinetic

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Charlatan

The real question is would you spit or swallow?

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Prince

I'd definitely give it a try. I don't get head often enough.

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Sleepyjack

I don't mean to overly hype my own threads, but If it's a little dodgy, i've probably already posted it

Tasted own cum?

Also, a more broader question for both guys and girls, cause would girl's eat themselves out?

If you could blow/suck yourself?




As for myself, if i was any good (the position would make it awkward to get any good rythym etc) i would

sillygirl

Not. A. Chance. In. Hell.

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rmarshall

I would try it. I don't really get off with a BJ but I enjoy it. It happens rarely and for such a short duration before doing other things that I never really come that way. Doing myself would give me some practice!

sillygirl

Can someone add a NSFW tag to this thread now please? 0_o that doesn't look very um.... fun...

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rmarshall

Sorry, Sillygirl. I always assume that if people were surfing Tilted Sexuality or even Tilted Forum at work, they would know it's likely not safe for work.

If one was worried about it, they would turn off avatars and the display of all images.

Maybe it's just me.

sillygirl

No, I can see it at work. No problem... it's at home....... yeah.....

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Sleepyjack

oh shit


"A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. "

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fhampus

I've done it once, and haven't tried it since then.
It wasn't very pleasant as you may have guessed. First of all, it's not very comfortable as a lot of other people have already said. But its not very enjoyable even if you do get in a comfortable position. For some reason it just doesn't feel as good as when a girl gives it to you. I don't know who said it, but yeah, it's a bit like trying to tickle yourself.

tisonlyi

I can do it, but it's not comfortable.

I'm pretty sure if i went in for some serious yoga training i'd get myself supple enough to do it comfortably.

...And I haven't ever blown man-fatfrom blowjobs.

Maybe one day.

It's a great party trick, though.

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tkkfan

The real question is after u gave yrself a beej, would you swallow?

What if u turned out to be REALLY good and you came quicker than you expected? Would you just grit your, uh, well, teeth and bear it, or what?

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Jim Kata

That statement would still be valid no matter how much head you are getting. There is no such thing as too much head!

mr sticky

Plus the best fun of getting head is the fact that your being treated to fun. You get to lay back and enjoy it (all the while planning how your going to lick a blister on hers the next time you get the oppurtunity!!!!)

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Would you do down on yourself if you could? Whould this make you a lesbian?

I think Manard James Keenan has removed his ribs to preform oral sex on his silly self.

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sillygirl

Maybe you missed that post.

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ariekitten

gross you guys.....to pleasure yourself with your hand is one thing, but i couldn't imagine anyone sucking themselves off....i think our bodies are this way for a reason...

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sillygirl

thanks for the backup, arie!

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tisonlyi

What about contorsionists?

Just because YOU can't/won't do it, that doesn't make it gross.

I don't r_H_ythmically bleed in time with the lunar calendar, that doesn't make it gross.

edit: I do apologise for the spilleng mastike.

edit2: *jumps off high horse*

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sillygirl

I also don't rhythmically bleed.

It's gross. That's our opinion. If you're fine being a guy with a dick in his mouth, go for it.

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Rush

I think I can quite confidently say..'no'

Yes. Definitely no to that one.

*shudders*

Halx

sillygirl, we're adults here. Things should have stopped being 'gross' at about 15 years of age. It's time for you to publicly state your opinion, to put it up for debate, instead of luring people into your own damn thread and then calling them gross. You've got 69% of the males here givng the thumbs up, what are you trying to prove?

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John Henry

No way. I get waaay too much back, neck and shoulder pain as it is. Not worth the reward.

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sillygirl

Not trying to prove anything, Hal. I wanted guy's opinions on this. Figured an open board would be a decent place to get these opinions. My apologies.

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CheeseButtons

I'm gonna have to say NO

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god
why does anyone have to post that sickening picture

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Jack Ruby

Of course. Wouldn't swallow, though.

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Tophat665

As with Hal, I would never leave my house. 'Course, he's just a couple weeks of stretching excercises away from being able to do it. I can only dream.

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omid

hahaha. that was good.