Keeping the mess out
 

of the good sheets and matress...
My girlfriend and I make a big mess..., especially when she is on her period. I have a cheap pair of sheets that I would like to put over my regular sheets, but that's not enough. It leaked through last night and made a big funky stain. :hmm: I've been looking for rubber sheets that fit a queen size bed, but I can't find any. Any ideas?

I checked froogle and bed bath and beyond and I couldn't find anything related to beds.

Try Target. I think they have waterproof mattress pads.

Also, hit some of the adult toy sites, like www.blowfish.com or www.babesintoyland.com. They have rubber sheets

Yeah, I guess if you're looking for actual rubber sheets, Target probably won't have those! Didn't read that quite right..

Blowfish doesn't have sheets as far as I can tell, and babesintoyland does work, It doesn't show up on google.

Thanks for the waterproof matress pad idea, it's a bit harder to clean then rubber sheets because it has a cloth layer on top, but those will work nicely.

Blah, 30$!

sorry for that, it should be www.toysinbabeland.com

that was a great flub. confuse an adult site for a kids movie.

doh

babes in toyland is a good rock band

You might check out a medical supply store or a store specializing in products for the differently abled. They may not have the sheets you are looking for, but they may have a good idea of where you can get them.

Absolutely. Sometimes these are pharmacies also, sometimes not. If you can't find what you need under Medical Equipment or Medical Supplies in the yellow pages, for a big pharmacy that is _not_ a chain store and that advertises sickroom supplies, orthopedic supports, wheelchairs, the works. Stores like that have a lot of supplies for coping with incontinence, including bedding. And while your girlfriend may not strictly be incontinent, the problems are similar. If they don't have what you need, like monkeysugar says, they'll know where you should go.

Humm..... lol i was thinking about the plastic my mom buys to put over all her windows cause she gets cold, cause shes so skinny. You can make it your self Duc tape. Or when i bought my matress it was still wrapped in plastic I took it off. At least you will have sex with your girl when shes on her period shes lucky!!!!!
White sheets are the best because if theres a stain(blood or what not) you can bleach the hell out of them and it will come out.

Rubber sheets, now that's comfort.

Ever tried shower sex when she's on her period?

The mess just washes away, and it's more fun to have sex standing up.

I almost hate to ask this but what are you doin' that would leave suck a huge mess?

I'v left my fair share of stains from a good night of fuckin' but nothing to ever make need rubber sheets.

Sex on her period obviously. Also, I don't know about you, but sex is hard work. I sweat quite a bit when I'm on top, but that is because I keep up a consistent fairly quick rhythm for 10 - 20 min stretches at a time. The joy's of being young and in incredible aerobic shape :-) Years of conditioning in Karate helped too.

what about blowjobs on her period? Maybe anal? Just watch the Santorum. ;)

She won't do anal. She says never, and I'm not going to push it right now since I don't care much. Blowjobs are nice for me, but she wants to have sex to yah know? Can't let her down now can I? I ended up spending about 100 dollars on 3 cheap fitted sheets, and two mattress pads (cotton on top, rubber on bottom) that we can mess up as much as we like. And we'll put the good sheets back on when we are ready to sleep.

My sweetie and I don't move around too much while love-making. Perhaps it's because the antique bed squeaks too much and the kids might hear us. Also, the bed might break!

Her period never stops us from love-making. If anything, she is hornier!

Anyhow, we use a big maroon beach towel that stretches from the middle of her back to the middle of her calves. We rarely mess the pink sheets and if we did, it isn't a big deal. Keep a moist washcloth handy to wipe your fingers.

With kids, we seem to be doing laundry every day anyway.

Ditto on the towel method... if you move around a lot use more towels or move the towel as you go...

Towel isn't enough for us, we sweat through it if not cum through it.