Tip of the Day: BJs can lead to sinus problems! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

insidious_machinae · 03-27-2004, 05:29 PM

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qtpye4u84 · 03-27-2004, 05:54 PM

Lol, I am sure cum in her nose would be to bad for her, you werent shy on to doing that humm I think my man might like
some thing like that i am just a little to shy but thanks for sharing lol I think i am going to try that some time so was she hidden under the blanket to were some one could not tell she was there
or did it look like she was sleeping? do you think the old man kinda knew lol? I gave head to my boy friend when he was driving but i made sure it was really dark and there was not
many cars out. I did have some thing funny kinda to me it was
funny i was giving him head on the sofa when one of my friends came over she sat down at the computer and started
a conversation with myboy firend and then she said is she a sleep i had to hold in my giggles of course i had a blanket over
me so my friend was there not knowing nothing was going on lol

Nancy · 03-28-2004, 03:37 AM

that was very confusing qtpye4u84 - it took me like 10 minutes to read that post of yours

I don't have any accidents of my own but I do know a friend of mine who's boyfriend was lying down and jerked off while she was licking his balls. When he came the sperm hit himself in the eye... hehe pretty funny

analog · 03-28-2004, 12:52 PM

You went... to an elementary school... to snuggle and get head?

Very weird. lol

Great story, can't say i've ever had a similar problem... except getting in the girl's navel sucks... depending on the navel, it's really hard to clean all the way out. *shakes head*

insidious_machinae · 03-28-2004, 06:19 PM

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Ace_O_Spades · 03-28-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nancy
that was very confusing qtpye4u84 - it took me like 10 minutes to read that post of yours

k good, someone else thought so too... i thought it was just me

Anyway, my ex girlfriend hated cum... hated the taste, hated having it on her... especially hated it when it accidentally got in her hair once or twice

insidious_machinae · 03-28-2004, 06:26 PM

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Ace_O_Spades · 03-28-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by nwlinkvxd
Man, that's too bad.

eh, you get over it

she was AMAZING in bed, it more than made up for it

significantly more than made up for it

Seer666 · 03-28-2004, 07:28 PM

I got one kind of like that. You all know what a "snork" is, right? Laugh and shoot milk out of your noise. Well, one of my old girlfriends was going down on me, and well, let's say she had the angles wrong. Shot right down her through and out her noise. I got the crap smacked out of me I was laughing so hard. The funniest part, 2 weeks later she did it AGAIN!! That was another ass kicking I got.

Buk · 03-28-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Seer666
I got one kind of like that. You all know what a "snork" is, right? Laugh and shoot milk out of your noise. Well, one of my old girlfriends was going down on me, and well, let's say she had the angles wrong. Shot right down her through and out her noise. I got the crap smacked out of me I was laughing so hard. The funniest part, 2 weeks later she did it AGAIN!! That was another ass kicking I got.

ROFL that is hilarious!

My wife hates being sticky, I would be in deep crap if I shot it up her nose or anywhere else...

Before we were married and while we were dating my mom came home early and "heard noises" coming from my room. She later told me that I wasn't allowed to have girls in my room with the door shut anymore.

Nancy · 03-29-2004, 03:11 AM

oh wait i just rememebered! A few weeks back I had just given my loverboy head and suddenly, with his cum in my mouth, I sneezed. The floor and the walls.... what a mess!

fallenangel · 03-29-2004, 09:20 AM

hahaha ^^^

i was never a huge fan of the taste, i didn't have a problem giving head at all though, was more fun to see the reaction of my ex. It just didn't feel right to me if i didn't end up 'finishing' it off which was then the deterrant for me.

My biggest cum mishaps always occured when it just went somewhere on me that was a pain to get it out, like my belly button...

which was quite the inny and i could never get it completely out... so there would always be an extra treat or two in the morning for me hahah.

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qtpye4u84 Flavor+noodles Location: oregon	Lol, I am sure cum in her nose would be to bad for her, you werent shy on to doing that humm I think my man might like some thing like that i am just a little to shy but thanks for sharing lol I think i am going to try that some time so was she hidden under the blanket to were some one could not tell she was there or did it look like she was sleeping? do you think the old man kinda knew lol? I gave head to my boy friend when he was driving but i made sure it was really dark and there was not many cars out. I did have some thing funny kinda to me it was funny i was giving him head on the sofa when one of my friends came over she sat down at the computer and started a conversation with myboy firend and then she said is she a sleep i had to hold in my giggles of course i had a blanket over me so my friend was there not knowing nothing was going on lol __________________ The QTpie

03-28-2004, 03:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	that was very confusing qtpye4u84 - it took me like 10 minutes to read that post of yours I don't have any accidents of my own but I do know a friend of mine who's boyfriend was lying down and jerked off while she was licking his balls. When he came the sperm hit himself in the eye... hehe pretty funny __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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analog Banned	You went... to an elementary school... to snuggle and get head? Very weird. lol Great story, can't say i've ever had a similar problem... except getting in the girl's navel sucks... depending on the navel, it's really hard to clean all the way out. shakes head

03-28-2004, 07:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Seer666 Oh dear God he breeded Location: Arizona	I got one kind of like that. You all know what a "snork" is, right? Laugh and shoot milk out of your noise. Well, one of my old girlfriends was going down on me, and well, let's say she had the angles wrong. Shot right down her through and out her noise. I got the crap smacked out of me I was laughing so hard. The funniest part, 2 weeks later she did it AGAIN!! That was another ass kicking I got. __________________ Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

03-29-2004, 03:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	oh wait i just rememebered! A few weeks back I had just given my loverboy head and suddenly, with his cum in my mouth, I sneezed. The floor and the walls.... what a mess! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-29-2004, 09:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
fallenangel soaring Location: near the water	hahaha ^^^ i was never a huge fan of the taste, i didn't have a problem giving head at all though, was more fun to see the reaction of my ex. It just didn't feel right to me if i didn't end up 'finishing' it off which was then the deterrant for me. My biggest cum mishaps always occured when it just went somewhere on me that was a pain to get it out, like my belly button... which was quite the inny and i could never get it completely out... so there would always be an extra treat or two in the morning for me hahah. __________________ all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you