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Originally posted by Seer666
I got one kind of like that. You all know what a "snork" is, right? Laugh and shoot milk out of your noise. Well, one of my old girlfriends was going down on me, and well, let's say she had the angles wrong. Shot right down her through and out her noise. I got the crap smacked out of me I was laughing so hard. The funniest part, 2 weeks later she did it AGAIN!! That was another ass kicking I got.
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ROFL that is hilarious!
My wife hates being sticky, I would be in deep crap if I shot it up her nose or anywhere else...
Before we were married and while we were dating my mom came home early and "heard noises" coming from my room. She later told me that I wasn't allowed to have girls in my room with the door shut anymore.