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Old 03-25-2004, 01:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The 'List of 5'; ever come close?

I was reading the Ladies Lounge - List of 5 thread, and wanted to open it up to a larger audience (i.e., including men), but with a specific question:

Have you ever met someone on your list?

I was on vacation in Jamaica, and met a couple who were joking about their "free pass" celebrity choices. The woman had picked Steven Seagal as the man she could cheat with.

Halfway through the week, Steven Seagal arrives at the resort (I think he was performing in a reggae concert; he showed up with Beenie Man). She completely freaked out, and couldn't even get herself together enough to walk up and say 'hi'. He was only there that one evening, so, opportunity lost.

Anyone else?
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Old 03-25-2004, 03:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nope. Maybe it's because I don't really know who would be on my list.

Am I to think of one?
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Old 03-25-2004, 03:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I could never cheat on my left hand !!
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Old 03-25-2004, 03:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Never thought about it like that. It really doesn't go beyond, yeah, I'd like to knock the bottom out of her.
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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let me think who'd be on my list...
britney spears
keira knightly
nataly portman
jennifer aniston
jennifer lopez

no particular order
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Old 03-25-2004, 06:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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MY gf jsut asked me to make this exact list (2-3 days ago..) it's wierd how it's posted her now!
MY top 5 for the minute are:
Rachel Stevens, Emma Bunton, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, Kirsten Kreuk... and possily keira knightly
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Old 03-25-2004, 08:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2004, 08:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Jessica Alba
Angelina Jolie
Keira Knightley
Christina Aguilera
Scarlett Johansson

As to coming close, I picked up Jessica Alba's pen once, and as I did I brushed up against her leg, then I touched her hand when I gave it back. Needless to say, my hand is now in a glass case on the wall to preserve it
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Old 03-25-2004, 09:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Here is the list of people I could sleep with an it would not be considered cheating

1) nobody
2) nobody
3) nobody
4) nobody
5) nobody

Strange, but my wife has the same list.
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Here is the list of people I could sleep with an it would not be considered cheating

1) nobody
2) nobody
3) nobody
4) nobody
5) nobody

Strange, but my wife has the same list.

Best. List. Evar.


But it's fun to think about what if's sometimes... and I'm perfectly happy with my boyfriend... he's the bestest ever
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Old 03-26-2004, 07:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I have know some people who rewrite their list every New Years. They take it a step further. They have to come up with a list of 10 women and 10 men they would sleep with.
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Old 03-26-2004, 07:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I had to make up a list of ten for my girlfriend. I honestly don't even remember who's on it. I'll try to come up with 5...

In no particular order:

Jennifer Aniston
Vanessa Williams
Tiffani Amber Thiesen
Nikki Cox
Josie Davis

Never came close. Never saw them in person, and even if I did, I doubt the line "Come on, you're on my list. I'm allowed to sleep with you." will work.
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Never came close. Never saw them in person, and even if I did, I doubt the line "Come on, you're on my list. I'm allowed to sleep with you." will work.
Wouldn't it be so cool if it did though?


/thinks about the possibilities
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't care most celeb's so a list would be more of a 'who do you want to hate fuck' for the few I don't like.

I don't see the attraction people have to celebs.
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I met one of the men (Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional - yes, I'm obsessed) who would be on my list. Then again, I don't have a boyfriend so I'm free to sleep with anyone I'd like

Anyway, I could barely talk to the guy without stumbling all over my words. I would most likely explode should I ever have the opportunity to sleep with him. Hell of a way to go though..
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:29 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I don't see the attraction people have to celebs.
I guess being really hot would do it for me
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Old 03-26-2004, 08:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Here is the list of people I could sleep with an it would not be considered cheating

1) nobody
2) nobody
3) nobody
4) nobody
5) nobody

Strange, but my wife has the same list.
I think they call that a "marriage".

Being single, any such list from me would be pointless. The closest I can come would be a list of women I want back, and women I could have but didn't. Regrets suck.

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Old 03-26-2004, 11:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I guess I have just gotten to the point in my life now where sex with any one person isn't much different than sex I could have with someone else. I had lots of experience when I was in college, and since I was so open-minded back then much of it was pretty edgy. I had done the threesomes and stuff well before I graduated from college. I couldn't ever figure any correlation between how a woman was outside the bedroom and inside (in terms of looks, dress, etc.). The one correlation I did find is that women who are giving in their relationships are also pretty good in bed as great sex comes from two people committed to making each other feel good. Since most celebrities come off as extremeley narcissistic, I would think they might be good for a "I fucked a hot chick" sex, but in terms of quality they wouldn't be all the great. Just a few years ago, I would see a hot girl and I could definitely feel a physical stirring. Now that I'm 38, it is more mental but with the realization that sex is sex (nothing really mystical about it).
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Old 03-26-2004, 11:49 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't have a list to begin with, and I wouldn't cheat anyways, given the opportunity.
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Old 03-29-2004, 03:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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hell yeah i'd cheat if i met Scarlett Johannson and she showed any interest.

but i guess i'd have to get a girlfriend to cheat on first, huh.
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Old 03-29-2004, 10:05 PM   #21 (permalink)
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1. The babysitter
2. Her sister
3. The neighbor
4. My secratary
5. Her friend

I think I will win.

No but really I don't need a list, I am happy as a clam

how could you narrow it down to just 5 anyway?
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Old 03-30-2004, 02:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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lol, thats gota be the best list

-Denise Richards
-Lexa Doig
-Jeri Ryan
-Heather Christensen
-Christina (the before christina, what can i say, the skin tight white outfits where hot )

bit of a sci-fi list at the beginning, but hey...
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Old 03-30-2004, 12:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I dont have anyone I could even cheat on, so I dont know. If its just the top 5 famous people I'd like to have sex with, then:

Eliza Dushku
Jessica Alba
Katie Holmes
Christina Ricci
Anna Faris
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:41 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2004, 04:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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1. Heather Graham
2. Katie Holmes
3. Natalie Portman
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Liv Tyler

I've never seen any of these ladies in real life, and if given the chance I wouldn't take it anyway. I'm personally not down with sex outside of a relationship. Regardless of whether my girlfriend would say if it was ok or not, I still wouldn't do that to her.
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Old 04-04-2004, 06:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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My list would be considerably longer, seeing as how I'm single. That, and my list grows as I meet more celebrities. It's more of a "I met them once and if I ever meet them again and have a chance then rock on!" list.

Here's the part of the list that comes to mind right now, in no particular order:

Heather Graham
Carly Pope
Katie Holmes
Linda Cardellini
Allison Hannigan
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Old 04-05-2004, 10:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My girlfriend is the jealous type... she wont let me have a 'list'

FORTUNATLY she sucks my dick whenever Im around her! I dont need any other woman!!
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Old 04-05-2004, 11:32 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I would've met Anthony Stewart Head this summer...but...sigh. The convention in Houston was cancelled, and my plans for Tampa fell through.
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Old 04-05-2004, 07:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm planning to remain a virgin until marriage (not like I have a choice, but I would have made that decision even if I did). However, if I didn't subscribe to that rule, this would be my list.

Halle Berry
Masuimi Max
Akira Fubuki
One girl from real life.
Another one from real life.
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Old 04-05-2004, 09:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Anniston
Olsen Twins (yes, they count as one, haha)
Kristen Kruek
Shakira

Odd that I was having trouble thinking of celebrities...

I'm single as well, so it doesnt matter to me.
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:58 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Since two of then men on my List of 5 are Belgian (as am i); i've made it myself a bit easier (Belgium is a ridiculous small country)... And I have seen the two belgian guys on the list in real life, not just while performing (they are both musicians) but also, while just sitting in a bar!

I've even kissed Mauro Pawlowski (go see the thread, i pasted a picture of him) after he gave a concert, and i've even yelled at him -while he was playing- that he should take of his pants... (but he didn't do that, unfortunately)
More than that never happened, and i don't think i would really really want it to; it's just a fun fantasy for me... that's all!
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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just to be fair, how about:

1. Russell Crowe (with or with out his wife included)
2. Tobey McGuire (in his Spiderman suit for the first 20 minutes))
3. Keanu Reeves (in Neo garb and with toys included)
4. Jade Hsu (anytime, anywhere and with my pal assisting)
5. Brendan Frasier - as long as he doesn't try to make conversation.

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Old 04-11-2004, 07:50 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Here is the list of people I could sleep with an it would not be considered cheating

1) nobody
2) nobody
3) nobody
4) nobody
5) nobody

Strange, but my wife has the same list.
I am 100% the same way with my girlfriend, we don't even joke about that.
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