A question of size and situation
 

Does anyone else find that when you're with yourself your dick is a bit smaller than with yr SO.

I feel betrayed. he clearly loves her more than me. :confused: :(

lol hehe

oohh yeahhh... I've often wondered about that :hmm:

try switching hands, mine little fella has a strange aversion to lefty:hmm:

but, i know the feeling, betrayed by my own body!

it's called an erection

hey, try beating off while in a sitting up/reclined position instead of lying down, and it'll definatly get bigger for you. might be the extra boost he needs to show you his love. :)

Don't touch it for a week. Then stock up on about six gigs of porn and let the good times roll. After that long you shouldn't have any problems with getting it to it's maximum size. The only problem is the willpower to not touch it for an entire week.

I wish my penis didnt hate me...

SO = significant other

he's saying his wang swells up when he's with his wife

Traitor!!!!

It's obvious your wang is in cahoots with your SO.

This sort of disloyalty is not to be tolerated. It should be cut off immediately!!!!!!

:D

No....wait a minute....

i dont have that problem, mine is always huge

It's because when you're with your SO its more exciting and thrilling, thus your lil man reaches its full size.

Maybe your SO should hang out with me for a while so that I can test out your theory! :D ...j/k

Sometimes the head of my willie gets a lot fuller than others but when I'm with a woman of the girlie variety it's usually always firmer and more MASSIVE :lol:

I've noticed that too

Its probably that your SO gives off pheromones that you pick up on...

Hence the little General feels the need to salute to his fullest extent.

this made me laugh

:D

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your dick size is fine, dont post about it!

^from the top of the forum

Indeed- Your dick size is fine.

Very little discussion here, and the arguments have remained flaccid. I'd let this thread droop to the bottom on its own, but it's so small and limp, I feel it won't ever rise to the occasion again.

I don't think there's anything that could firm it up, either. *shrug* You can't save them all.

:)