A question of size and situation - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Doos · 03-18-2004, 03:06 AM

Does anyone else find that when you're with yourself your dick is a bit smaller than with yr SO.

I feel betrayed. he clearly loves her more than me.

Xothan · 03-18-2004, 03:18 AM

lol hehe

Nancy · 03-18-2004, 06:38 AM

oohh yeahhh... I've often wondered about that

stevie667 · 03-18-2004, 06:48 AM

try switching hands, mine little fella has a strange aversion to lefty

but, i know the feeling, betrayed by my own body!

wubbawubba · 03-18-2004, 08:32 AM

it's called an erection

hannukah harry · 03-18-2004, 09:31 AM

hey, try beating off while in a sitting up/reclined position instead of lying down, and it'll definatly get bigger for you. might be the extra boost he needs to show you his love.

ickma · 03-18-2004, 03:57 PM

Don't touch it for a week. Then stock up on about six gigs of porn and let the good times roll. After that long you shouldn't have any problems with getting it to it's maximum size. The only problem is the willpower to not touch it for an entire week.

dragonboyneo · 03-18-2004, 10:07 PM

I wish my penis didnt hate me...

Fenton-J-Cool · 03-19-2004, 01:23 AM

SO = significant other

he's saying his wang swells up when he's with his wife

guthmund · 03-19-2004, 11:25 AM

Traitor!!!!

It's obvious your wang is in cahoots with your SO.

This sort of disloyalty is not to be tolerated. It should be cut off immediately!!!!!!

No....wait a minute....

toiletraccoon · 03-19-2004, 04:33 PM

i dont have that problem, mine is always huge

slimshaydee · 03-19-2004, 09:05 PM

It's because when you're with your SO its more exciting and thrilling, thus your lil man reaches its full size.

Blackthorn · 03-20-2004, 12:59 PM

Maybe your SO should hang out with me for a while so that I can test out your theory!

...j/k

Sometimes the head of my willie gets a lot fuller than others but when I'm with a woman of the girlie variety it's usually always firmer and more MASSIVE

NeverBorn · 03-20-2004, 03:04 PM

I've noticed that too

Homey_V · 03-20-2004, 03:32 PM

Its probably that your SO gives off pheromones that you pick up on...

Hence the little General feels the need to salute to his fullest extent.

Ace_O_Spades · 03-20-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toiletraccoon
i dont have that problem, mine is always huge

this made me laugh

[edit]

your dick size is fine, dont post about it!

^from the top of the forum

analog · 03-20-2004, 11:58 PM

Indeed- Your dick size is fine.

Very little discussion here, and the arguments have remained flaccid. I'd let this thread droop to the bottom on its own, but it's so small and limp, I feel it won't ever rise to the occasion again.

I don't think there's anything that could firm it up, either. *shrug* You can't save them all.

03-18-2004, 03:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doos Crazy Location: South Africa	A question of size and situation Does anyone else find that when you're with yourself your dick is a bit smaller than with yr SO. I feel betrayed. he clearly loves her more than me. __________________ Don't be alarmed, I'm an African. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

03-18-2004, 06:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	oohh yeahhh... I've often wondered about that __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-18-2004, 09:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
hannukah harry Junkie	hey, try beating off while in a sitting up/reclined position instead of lying down, and it'll definatly get bigger for you. might be the extra boost he needs to show you his love. __________________ shabbat shalom, mother fucker! - the hebrew hammer

03-19-2004, 01:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fenton-J-Cool Insane Location: Toronto	SO = significant other he's saying his wang swells up when he's with his wife __________________ wra

03-19-2004, 11:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Traitor!!!! It's obvious your wang is in cahoots with your SO. This sort of disloyalty is not to be tolerated. It should be cut off immediately!!!!!! No....wait a minute.... __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

03-18-2004, 03:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Xothan Tilted Location: Athens, GA	lol hehe

03-18-2004, 06:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	try switching hands, mine little fella has a strange aversion to lefty but, i know the feeling, betrayed by my own body!

03-18-2004, 08:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
wubbawubba Tilted Location: Lexington	it's called an erection

03-18-2004, 03:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
ickma Insane Location: Toronto	Don't touch it for a week. Then stock up on about six gigs of porn and let the good times roll. After that long you shouldn't have any problems with getting it to it's maximum size. The only problem is the willpower to not touch it for an entire week.

03-18-2004, 10:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
dragonboyneo Upright	I wish my penis didnt hate me...

03-19-2004, 04:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
toiletraccoon Upright Location: beautiful NJ	i dont have that problem, mine is always huge

03-19-2004, 09:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	It's because when you're with your SO its more exciting and thrilling, thus your lil man reaches its full size.

03-20-2004, 12:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Maybe your SO should hang out with me for a while so that I can test out your theory! ...j/k Sometimes the head of my willie gets a lot fuller than others but when I'm with a woman of the girlie variety it's usually always firmer and more MASSIVE __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

03-20-2004, 03:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	I've noticed that too

03-20-2004, 03:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Its probably that your SO gives off pheromones that you pick up on... Hence the little General feels the need to salute to his fullest extent.

03-20-2004, 11:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
analog Banned	Indeed- Your dick size is fine. Very little discussion here, and the arguments have remained flaccid. I'd let this thread droop to the bottom on its own, but it's so small and limp, I feel it won't ever rise to the occasion again. I don't think there's anything that could firm it up, either. shrug You can't save them all.