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Old 02-28-2004, 05:10 PM   #41 (permalink)
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My ex HUSBAND...nothing...the thought of him sickens me, he is a sick person with ill intended sexual desires that should have his ass in jail...nuff said there.

Now my ex-BOYFRIEND...there is another story.
I miss his tongue...oh God that tongue! He works magic with it at both ends. His kiss alone sent me reeling.
I miss the way he would light candles to enhance the mood and put on music.
I miss the sound that would come from him when I would take him in my mouth.
I miss....him.
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Old 02-28-2004, 07:06 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Hmmmm, the sex!!!!!!

Well there are so many other things too. I really miss her ass, and tits, and tummy, her legs, her soft hair, cute smile, her dirty mind.......

This is really a good and sort of sad topic.
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Old 02-28-2004, 07:28 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i miss that fire she had in her eyes...
when she got fired up in arguments it was incredibly sexy.
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Old 02-29-2004, 11:58 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Uhm....everything.

Sigh.
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:04 PM   #45 (permalink)
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She tasted good. Oh God I could eat that pussy for hours and hours.

So Fresh and So Clean.
My ex ex... if i gave her a glance- a TINY glance to indicate i wanted it, INSTANT wetness. I'm talking seconds and the pussy was ready for anything. I could put on a dry condom and have sex just based on her own wetness, and with no prep- just say "i'm going to fuck you" and pull the pants down, that's how quick... it was crazy. And the taste... damn... every time I ate her out was like the last time i'd ever get to- long-lasting, furious... that girl made me CRAZY, sexually. I was her first, and after all the time I was with her, she was still as tight as tight can be.

Now i'm going to go cry a bit.
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:05 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I don't miss anything sexual about my ex, I just miss the way that he would look over to me and smile. I would do almost anything to see that smile just one more time.
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Old 03-03-2004, 11:42 AM   #47 (permalink)
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i miss how a kiss can feel so sexual.....even if nothing else sexual is going on....
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Old 03-03-2004, 08:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I miss showering with her as she'd go down on me in the shower, and then Me almost fuckin' falling because of it.

I miss the 2 days make out session we had. Intense, great oral, and her whimpers were the shit...

Walking around naked, God she was so beautiful, and simply sitting naked with each other watching a movie...good times

Talking for hours on the phone with nothing to say, but just being there for each other

Kidnapping her was from, Drove from TN to go kidnap her in Michigan...she was so turned on! The whole drive to TN she couldn't keep her hands off me
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:07 PM   #49 (permalink)
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my ex? Nothing. I live in the now and plan for later. Life is good.
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Old 03-05-2004, 09:50 AM   #50 (permalink)
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A long time ago... she would say "Oh my goodness" before she climaxed. I don't know why, but I still smile when I think about it.
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:06 AM   #51 (permalink)
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This thread makes me sad. I don't want to type anything because it will bring back memories I don't want to have.
*hugs*

We don't want you to be sad, sweety

....In response to the thread...nothing really. I've had some good, I've had some bad..but my current (and forever) bf does everything I want him to
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:52 AM   #52 (permalink)
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It's funny, I was just thinking about an ex this morning...

Sex with her was incredible. She was adventerous, sexy as hell... pushed my buttons like no one else ever has.

We just didn't mesh so perfectly out of bed (or wherever we happened to be having sex).
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Old 03-05-2004, 12:01 PM   #53 (permalink)
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How forward he was. Didn't matter time or place - even if it couldn't happen at that moment, it would certainly help make it a priority. He'd take my hand, show me how "excited" he was and we'd start trying to find ways to get away - be it from dinner with friends, parties, etc. to go home and have fun was great - all about anticipation. Made the sex that much better.
That's the only thing I miss though
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:17 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Among other things, her constant sex drive and attention to detail...

*sigh*

Making me wish for a new relationship...
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:31 PM   #55 (permalink)
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MY ex is my ex for good reasons. He sucked at everything and my current boyfriend definitely does not.
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:20 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I miss his penis. It was beautiful, in a penis kind of way. It fit me perfectly. God I miss him.
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:41 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Hmm, recent one was a bit of a flop, but my first (and last) long term girlfriend was just, hmmm, wow. We were eachother's firsts, which is an experience all to itself.
She loved public places (cars, bathrooms, changerooms). At sixteen, we had dessicrated (sic) every changeroom in the mall.
Licking my ear as she whispered to me when we were out with friends/family.
The sounds she would make (and the ones she made me make).

Sigh
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:58 PM   #58 (permalink)
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waking up, and kissing for hours. lazy sexy mornings are the best.

but i'm trying to smile as i write...
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:06 PM   #59 (permalink)
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She sucked cock like a human vacuum cleaner and loved to be fisted. She liked to
wear a collar while all this was going on. She was great.
The one before her was a real anal slut, but apart from that she was a dud fuck.
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:26 PM   #60 (permalink)
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The ability to be sexually adventurous...if I asked him for anything he was up for it.
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:11 AM   #61 (permalink)
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one of my ex's from high school was an amazing kisser.

her kisses could make you melt...
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:35 PM   #62 (permalink)
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honestly, sex is the ONLY thing i miss about my ex's. to me, sex is only REALLY good when i'm in love. so the best sex i've ever had was with my ex's. i won't get really good sex again until i fall in love again.
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:39 PM   #63 (permalink)
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If I put a lot of thought into this answer I'd get really depressed... the things that I miss aren't sexual in nature... His smile... His laugh... His voice...
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:16 PM   #64 (permalink)
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The fact that she was a pretty girl and she would touch my penis . Haven't had that in years. Oh well...

Asta!!
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:47 PM   #65 (permalink)
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his huge penis...and how he used to flop his head on the pillow while still on top of me and just grin
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:03 PM   #66 (permalink)
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The blowjobs anywhere, anytime. And the anal.

Yeah, definitely the anal.
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:26 PM   #67 (permalink)
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i miss that frantic feeling we had once in awhile. it was almost selfish but in being that way it provided the other with amazing stimulation.

i miss dancing in parking lots and making out on side streets.

i miss getting tied up.

i miss using toys on each other.
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:26 PM   #68 (permalink)
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This thread makes me sad. I don't want to type anything because it will bring back memories I don't want to have.

you and me both kid
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:30 PM   #69 (permalink)
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nothing. about any of them.

Martel is God... he's so fucking amazing he just blows all the old memories away like sandblasting a soup cracker!

This is a sad thread tho... MASSIVE GROUP THEARAPY HUG!!!!

I am sending my good love vibes to all y'all sad people
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:00 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Ex No. 1 - University Days

She was the love of my life, my first love. I have never known such intensity since then. To be so in love, that there was never even a doubt about it.

She was 6' tall, slim, blonde and of Croatian background.

We learned all about sex together.

I miss her phenominal body, her firm tits, the CRAZY places we had sex, the newness of it all, the excitment of it all. I miss sneaking back to my parents place and being with her. I loved going down on her, she loved anal, I loved her body, she loved rough sex, I loved exposing her in public briefly, she loved it rough.

I still lover her.

We still keep in touch, but she is far away, and it was 20 years ago. We ended up falling into bed on two different occasions after we broke up. I miss her very much.

Ex. No. 2 (just emailed me - literally as I am writing this) We keep in touch.

She was one of the most sexual women I had ever met in my life. (We went for a walk down memory lane this past summer for the first time since the early 90's.)

She never said no. She was great at oral, no, fantastic at oral.

We would have sex for hours, and she never said no. I have the all time orgasm record with her - 6 times in one session. She was into 3-somes.

She was a 5' tall slim blond, seven years older than me. We still get along, but we can not be together and get along.

Ex. No. 3 - 6 years ending in 99. We don't keep in touch whatsoever.

I loved her too, but now I have no feelings for her. She was a very NASTY person, but good in the sack. She was GREAT at giving oral, which would surprise the hell out of you if you ever met her - Phd in Engineering to boot. She never said no to giving a blow job.

Scottish, right off the boat, red hair, 5-6, slim, no tits to speak of, great pussy. She had strong bi fantasies that we never really lived out. One of her favourite things was to have me cum on her face. Cool.

Even after we broke up, we continued to have sex. For about a year in fact. She was with another guy, but I didn't care because the reason we broke up was because she was cheating on me with him. It's complicated, but we weren't getting along, she wanted to get married, I didn't because she was such a nasty woman, so she started seeing this goofy guy behind my back. She wanted a husband, and when I wouldn't give that to her unless we could get along, she figured, ok, plan B then. Only I suspected something was up and I bugged the phone and found out the deal.

We agreed to break up, she ended up marrrying the other guy, but kept coming over to my place to have sex about once a week.

The sex was never better between us actually. This went on for about a year after we split.

I never felt guilty in the least about it.

Ex. No. 4 - 1 year ago.

About 5-5, German decent, about 15 pounds overweight, but she wore it well. HUGE, and I mean HUGE mamaries, like 34F's, and firm to boot. A bit overwhelming to be honest.

I miss her kinkiness, and open mindedness. We had occassion to pair up with another couple and she was right into it. There was NOTHING she wouldn't do really. She allowed me to have sex with other women, as long as she was present. (Only happened the once though.) She was good at oral, but Ex. No. 2 was better, and Ex. No. 3 was the best. She loves to be tied up and spanked, and totally dominated. The more intense the better. She NEEDS D and S in her life.

She never said no either.

We continued to have sex after we broke up also.

Ah, the memories.

The best, well, that honour belongs to a woman I dated for about 2 weeks. She was without a doubt the best, but she's not really an ex now is she. I miss her too.

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Old 03-16-2005, 10:16 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I don't have an ex per se, but I do have a bf that I am not currently talking to and I do miss his lips, too bad he is so stubborn.
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:40 AM   #72 (permalink)
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the only thing i really miss about my ex sexually are his fingers! he was really really good at fingering. unfortunately, that's about all he was good for--in bed and out! but, that's why he's now an ex.
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Old 03-17-2005, 06:18 AM   #73 (permalink)
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I think a lot of the reasons why my exes are my exes is because they were too afraid to touch me.

I still love them though! Two of my best friends.

We were only 15 then. I can't blame them.
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Old 03-18-2005, 12:13 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:38 PM   #75 (permalink)
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james t kirk, let me be the first to say: wow, what a life! great post ...
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:44 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:02 PM   #77 (permalink)
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This thread makes me sad. I don't want to type anything because it will bring back memories I don't want to have.
we're on the same page bub .
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:08 PM   #78 (permalink)
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My exes go back waaaay too far for me to miss anything, really. I've been with my husband for over 18 years. He's the best lover anyway!
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Old 03-24-2005, 11:44 AM   #79 (permalink)
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I miss my ex's breasts. I also miss her smell ...

*sob*
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Old 03-24-2005, 04:30 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Been married a while now, but one ex-gf of mine, wow...

I miss how she could instantly get my (sexual) attention when she'd kiss my neck and suck on my earlobes... and after a long french kiss she'd finish it off by sucking on my lower lip.. she had a way with that, I tell ya.

Non sexually, the smell of her hair was amazing... her hair had this smell that just reminded you of fresh cut wildflowers.

After all that, I'd still never trade my wife for it. My wife does just about all of those things to me and more.
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