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What are your favorite unexpected things that happen during sex sometimes? My favorite is when your gf has a coughing fit or sneezes while you're inside her. Tightest squeeze ever, but you really can't move when it happens.


Any surprises or "accidents" you like during sex?

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rsl12

I like being asleep and then realizing that I'm being molested by my gf.

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Charlatan

Having sex itself is always a surprise to me...

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Mephex

I like it when I do something that turns her into an animal.

I like it when she bites.

I like it when she decides to 'take control'.

iamnormal

I would be surprised to have a partner during sex.

doncalypso

I love it when I wake up from a deep sleep finding my girlfriend on top of me riding my dick like there was no tomorrow.

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World's King

I like when about 9 of her friends come out of the closet naked... oh yeah... that's fun.

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Strange Famous

Well, Its been a while...

I dont know really, without wanting to sound gay, just being that close to someone is the thing I like the most. As for sexy surprises... handcuffs are good. Or just the little things people do, saying your name without looking up, reaching out to touch you without thinking, stuff like that, which I guess isnt really sexy at all.

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Elegant Holmes

The partner taking control, so you can sit back and enjoy the ride.

Elegant Holmes

Oh, and vomiting is a real turn-off for me. I am surprised there is no website like "vomitingchicks.com" though.

Arsenic7

When she has an orgasm ;P

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sexymama

My ex hated it when we said "I love you" during sex. I was thrilled beyond belief the first time Lebell told me, as he gazed into my eyes and we made love, that he loves me. I still get excited every time he does it -- he touches me deeply.

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WarWagon

I guess mine would be the opposite of what sexymama said. My ex was fairly conservative, and one night as we were having sex she yelled "Don't make love to me, just fuck me!" First time she'd every made any sort of raunchy animalistic comment, was a pleasant change of pace

analog

My ex NEVER did this during sex... except once in a LONG time she'd mutter, "oh, [real name]..." and it drove me nuts. Usually she'd just be yelling and saying fuck me and stuff... that made me wild.

iceburn

For some reason for the last week I've had this vision stuck in my head of my gf and I. She was on top and there was this "bad hop" or whatever you want to call it and my dick came halfway up and out & then she cam back down on it and nearly broke it in half it felt like. It freaked me out, and it hurt, and for like 2 seconds I thought my dick broke off. Turns out it didn't but it's happened twice now, and every once in a while I think about it and freak. don't know why.

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... and shit.

SabrinaFair

Finding a new position in the face of an accident...like falling halfway off the bed but finding out that that feels GREAT.

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skier

Don't be suprised. There are more than a few "vomiting" websites, mostly japanese in origin.

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Harshaw

I have to go with the waking up mid-molest.

Actually I just had another one recently. I made out with someone I met at a party. She was pretty hot and while I didn't get to see her with her pants off.. I know she had hair down below. We decided to do it properly and have a date. Flash forward 5 hours and we are home, I get her pants off and she has shaved down there. Now I don't really have an preference... shaved, not shaved... its all good. But she must have shaved it for me, I felt really good about that. I tried REALLY hard to thank her for it also.

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Prince

Few surprises left these days, it feels. It's alright, it's still good, just not as packed with the unexpected as it used to be.

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Tempboy

Queefing. Haha!

ratbastid

You're just not looking hard enough.

digme

I like being woken up by getting head. I wish it could be my every day alarm clock.

visotech

Being woken up to have my gf pokin around at me
Having my girlfriend run her nails through my back
Having her randomly slap my ass lol
Me slapping her ass, and her asking for more
Her taking control
Me taking control
Dripping sweat on eachother
Slipping all the way out, but still get it back in with no hands on the next thrust, and her not knowing it happend lol

AlCap0wn

Dirty talk
Fingernails
Teeth (gently!)
Bracing herself off me while she makes me her pogo stick

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Amano

Me thinking, [Let's try <something kinky>.]

Her saying, "Let's try <the same thing>"

nanofever

When Santorum doesn't happen.

Dirty talk.
Biting.
Mauling.

Generally, spontanious, rough kinky sex.

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ladyadmin

I like when my man moans and says "oohh that feels sooo good", "don't stop"

Being watched for my facial expressions while I'm watching his. Getting kissed on the forehead during sex, being kissed and held tightly just before we both orgasm.

Another HUGE surprise is having a man that enjoys giving oral as much as he receives it.

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rsl12

what's also nice is when you slip out, and before you can say "whoops!" you manage to get the 8 ball back into the pocket!!

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orangeaidcow

Mine is just when she is on top and will look in my eyes then grab my hair and just pull it while she moans...
that just great

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skysooner

My wife started sucking my fingers the other day while on top of me. This kind of all stemmed out of a discussion I had with her about trying to enjoy sex more. She approaches everything in life with a Type A drive that says she has the best, so she was always concerned about not being good enough in bed. I told her that she really needed to focus on the feelings and get the intellectual stuff out of the bedroom. It is through focusing on what feels good that you get more passion out of sex rather than saying I need to do step 1, 2 and 3. She remembered us seeing a couple in a restaurant not that long ago where the woman was kind of sucking her date's fingers. I told her that looked sexy as hell, and I guess she took it from that.

txlovely

Something, ANYTHING besides the missionary position all the time. BOR-ING!
More kissing to the point you could just attack each other
More talking (or less - there's definitely a line there!)
Somewhere, ANYWHERE besides the bed
More (ANY) spontaneity
More fun - just being able to have a good time and laugh and really feel comfortable. Boy that leads to all sorts of good things. Anytime there's no pressure AND love (if you're lucky enough), sex, i.e. lovemaking, rocks!

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Yuiop

A nice change of pace.

When my gf is really horny she'll be down on me serveral times during the night. It is fantastic. I am spoilt really .

Waking up to head is great but have yet to be a in a really deep sleep yet whilst getting head . But it will happen one day

Bob Biter

- While getting head, when she opens her eyes and looks into mine. I usually don't last long after that.

- When we already have something planned for the evening and I know we'll be too tired afterwards (or she has to go home early), she just starts touching me before we go and says: "Ah, let's just hurry sex now." Man, I love Japanese girls...

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ariekitten

i like dirty talk and surprises like sex toys or a sexy outfit, or maybe a new position. i was also surprised the first time an SO said "i love you" during sex. i love it.

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macmanmike6100

I mirror quite a few sentiments here. First, I really like when I awake to a girl's fondling. During sex, it's wonderful to see my girlfriend take control. I think it has to do with the contrast, where during her day-to-day operations, she isn't really a "fuck me here and now, I'm on a schedule" kind of girl. Or maybe it's better said that she's just less controlling during the day...yeah, that's better.

mtn_biker30

its interesting how many have said they like waking up with their girl going at it with them... or their girl taking control...
that is the exact same way i feel...
my wife has told me "i was feeling really horny last night but you were asleep"
I get so mad!!! I have told her countless times that i would give up sleep for the booty if she was wanting it...
I also love it when she is all of the sudden willing to try a position that she has denied me before...

HYEHORSE

waking up to a hummer is always good.

ratbastid

The other night while we were playing with our new friends, lurkette was on top of me, riding me hard, and our girlfriend leaned over and started licking my balls. Wellsir, if you can arrange to have that done to you, I highly recommend it.

Angel

ratbastid wins! No wonder his AVATAR says "I AM SO HAPPY!"

And mine seems so..."normal" compared to that...but good none the less... I like it when I am on my hands and knees facing the mirror and he is behind me and I look up into the mirror and catch eyes with him watching me. YUM!

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Blackthorn

pussy farts or queefs as I think they were called earlier! Now there's a surprise that delighs....

It means I'm actually getting some...hahaha

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