Sex slang
 

Please give me some suggestions. I'm currently enjoying dropping things like shiza films, bukkake, and felching into casual conversations with my co-workers. I love the blank looks or the way that it goes over their heads. I need some suggestions for other words....

There's always Urophilia. And Frotteurism.

Scheiße, not shiza.
http://www.joke-archives.com/adult/bizarre.html
There's an amusing list.

Filthy Sanchez - Giving someone a poo moustache.
Hot Karl - Anal sex followed immediately by oral sex.
Shanghai Shampoo - Come in the hair

this is awesome i haven't heard of some of these before,
but i used to drop a 'felching' comments all the time.
these were found by a 'random' search on http://www.urbandictionary.com/random.php

'Poteet'- Species afraid of light. Eats, sleeps, plays with themselves. Normally fat.
Dan Poteet, specimen found in Maryland.

'sherm'- Tobacco mixed with weed, dipped in PCP

'trade junk'- to have casual sex

'cum muffler'- Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

Houdini - the act of faking a doggie-style orgasm and spitting on the woman's back. When she turns to look, shoot it in her face.

:hmm: :lol:

TFF - I laughed out loud:lol:

The donkey punch is timeless.

Santorum- that frothy mixture that is the result of anal sex.