How do you masturbate?
 

just a question but im curious how you guys masturbate. Like i jack off into like a towel im holding, but id like to get some better ideas.

how u guys do it?

thanks

http://www.jackinworld.com/
Lots of ideas, I guess. Although this thread seems a little redundant...

In response to your question:

Very well, thank you.

with both hands. like a prayer.

"dear god, please not in my eye again" :lol:

With a twinkle in my eye and a grin on my face...

Very very Carefully.

Like a movie..
'Fast AND furious baby!'

with plenty of gusto...

yeah jackinworld is a great site lol; i've been going there for YEARS. But uhhh I guess I do it like most? haha. I don't really do the towel thing, but just the standard hand method i guess? haha. I usually use my left hand for a certain feel and my right for another and when I wanna go faster. But yeah... check out jackinworld. A couple others are http://www.solotouch.com and http://www.letsmasturbate.com hehe.

Oh man.

I'm sorry guys, I have to comment- my ex bf used to jack off into a cup, or glass- that way he could take it into the kitchen without his mom knowing what he'd been up to.

Most men I know take care of business in the shower. No clean up ;)

Oh man, this disturbs me on sever different levels :(. BTW i'm a shower guy myself.

righthanded and I use some toilet paper to squirt in... flushes easy.. ;) clean too

Frequently. :)
Into a t-shirt

Does over top of my fiance count? :thumbsup:

i can do it without squirting, so it's usually in front of the pr0n :) i keep a couple tissues just in case. my dad got me some. i wonder why?

Most of the time I use a fleshlight.

i can't take three to four showers a day.

LOL!!! :D I know right! :lol:

that was funny.

I do my business in the shower, thank you very much.

Like,this one time i let a girl grab hold instead,and.....

Just a suggestion.

Erm... the normal way.

hah right.. thanks for the input lol

crying while listening to the cure, and its valentines day

Creepy...

Uhh, I jack off about every other day, unless I'm lucky enough to get laid. Usually while watching porn or just on the couch or whatever. Shower works too, easy & quick clean-up, but I find the water distracting somehow, and I typically don't come as hard.

Lefty is my friend. I wonder why the left hand gets all the shitty jobs?

Left handed, even though I'm right handed for everything else. My theory is that my technique evolved this way so that I could keep my right hand on the mouse.

Haha Spanky, I thought the same thing as I read your first sentence. At least I am left handed :)

But my answer is a Fleshlight or the normal way.

He he he. One shower a day is good enough for me.

I like to vary from time to time. Usually it's left hand on top and right hand stroking. I have Lycra sock pair that's too big(goes to my knee) for me so I roll that up around my member sometimes,the rolled up part acts like a cock ring,the fabric makes less noise than regular jerkin, and no clean up. If I'm really bored I go for the prostate.

I used to do it in the shower, but since I'm in a dorm now, I usually just do it into the garbage can in my room.

Do people actually whack it in the communal showers of a dorm? I don't think I'd ever try that...

Frequently, and deftly... I can get some toilet babies out in mere seconds... how you ask? Practice my friends, practice.

frequently. wwatching some top quality hard core pornography.

a particular favourite, is french. a bit harder and realer than most, i find.

bon soir.

hand lotion while sitting on couch or shitter

sometimes in shower

*slowly raises hand...*

Hey, only done it a COUPLE times and it's been LATE at night when I knew no one else would be around and only under DESPERATE times last semester when I had a dipshit roommate who NEVER left the room.

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with two hands

usually just with my right hand, and toilet paper, sometimes in the shower but sometimes people wonder why im in the shower for so long lol.

i couldnt do it in the shower.. not enough visual stimulation

and how can u ever jack off on the shitter?...wtf..

With a cyberskin artificial vagina.

I've always wondered how well those fleshlight/artificial vaginas worked. Are they worth paying money to jack off? Is it anything like the real thing?

As for me, I usually do it on the toilet, sitting in reverse, and aiming down.

My fleshlight should be here this Wed. I'll letcha know what "I" think.

In the past couple of weeks, I've actually had the opportunity to do my business with my ex and a plug up my ass. It's really different, and I'm still trying to decide whether it's really a good thing or not, but without it, getting off on my own just isn't the same.

Over the webcam while the girl who is watching tells me how she wants me to grab the back of her head and whip the precum on her lips so they are all shiny. Then stick it into her mouth and push it...

In the next week or so I will go over to her house and watch her while she reciprocates...

I thought someone was asking because they didn't know how to do it... I was like "how the fuck do you need to ask that shit...." um yea. I'm still confused about why that guy needed to jizz into a cup "so his mom wouldn't find out". That actually is nonsense. How is jacking off into a cup MORE discreet than into a kleenex or paper towel. What's going on here?

And also I'm freaked by anyone sticking anything near my ass. It's got to do with being tickle-tortured as a child, I naturally freak when my gf's hands touch anything below the balls (Not that my parents tickle-tortured my balls...whatever) . My body convulses violently. It's embarrassing.

As fast as possible so nobody walks into our bedroom and catches me!!!!

I find a copy of Men Only or Club International helps. :)

Years ago I had to rely on raiding my younger Brothers stash of mags because I didn't have the guts to go and buy them. These days I don't give a shit!

Oh, and into anything I can find in the dirty laundry basket is good to deposit my goods!

Porn... lots of porn. I spend to much time finding new porn it's not even funny. Oh and I use my hand and toliet paper.
I've had friends who have done it in the dorm showers, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, I'll just jack off in my own room, fuck the roommate. Not really, but I wouldn't care if he was there.

yea... pretty much exact same thing goes for me ^^

Quite often in the shower (ala American Beauty), but also frequently at the computer (I have also learned to keep the mouse in the right hand and take care of business with the left!)

Also like to have mutual masturbation sessions with the wife. She REALLY gets turned on watching me. We never make it to solo happy endings as she always jumps on top of me and rides me until I scream (& cream)!

Anyone ever just go on their hand, then just take off their sock and wipe it there?

No one? Uhh....me neither then.

Oh, and how do those artificial vaginas works? Or what about blowup dolls? Always been curious, never found out.

Baby Oil or Hand Lotion, in my inverted right hand. I just put a towel down

i pin my penis between my legs, like if im trying to tuck away my penis (guys would know what i mean)....i apply some lube to my inner thighs, and lay in the fetul position, while i move my legs toward and against me very quickly.

I always mastubate with the girls and never, ever, do it alone.
That would be no fun at all.

You, my friend, are a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

as little as possible. but sometimes, a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

interesting technique... hah id feel very awkward trying it

It would be absolutely ego crushing to be caught spazzing naked in the fetal position.

May sound crazy, but just now I did it with a banana, not sure where I got the idea but I have a broken wrist and was desperate so I go upstairs looking for something and see a banana, ate some of it and then cut some out, taped it a few times heated for 15 seconds and well ... best mastrabation ever, well acctaully its the best because it was the most odd, hands get old after a while!

Towel, toilet, shower.. wherever I can aim..

:lol:

God... I can't even begin to imagine! :crazy: I wouldn't be able to look whoever caught me in the eye again!

i gave up masturbation for Lent...

i hope i don't die. :(

i hate bananas.. i barf when i eat them... if i put one on my penis id cry and never go into the public again

Anyone ever tried a cantaloupe or honeydew melon......Holy shit it feels like the real thing, and cheaper in some cases. Ok, that's only on special occasions.

Regularly just pop in some hardcore porn, two times a day usually. DVD is the best because you can get right to the good stuff without the ridiculous dialogue.

i use a napkin, one hand, and lots of imagination

with my haand :D

With my hand. I like to alternate days, I can hardly ever wait more than three or four days, or I walk around permanently erect.

Warm up with the left, finish with the right, thank you.

Cant stand the shower, my cum turns very sticky the moment water touches it, then for some reason cum+water+soap make my head really really sensitive which causes further problem...so no shower for me.

furiously

BANANA MAN
Simply peel a banana (you can eat it later), slip the peel over your penis, and masturbate with it. The banana slime is a great lubricant. You can warm up the peel in the microwave for added sensations. Also, you might have better results if you peel the banana by making just one cut in the peel and removing the fruit through the single cut; you can then cut off the end of the banana peel and insert your penis through that end.


Now, I haven't tried this myself, But it does sound interesting.
Myself, i just use the ol HAND METHOD into a wad of Kleenex.

with zest and determination

Do You Masturbate in the Shower?
 

You know, you're all soaped up and slippery and wet, you got to clean it properly haven't you?

Question is, how many of you wank in the shower?



I do... but not every time

Well, I masturbate once a night. It helps me go to sleep. I rather masturbate in my room then in the shower. I don't come as hard in the shower the orgasms are much more intense when I am in my bed. The orgasms I have been haveing recently are much more intense then any I have had. That or either I forgot what it is like to be with a girl. But hey if I forget then there isn't as much desire to get a female.

This is critical. Buy lube and use it to masterbate. Soap dries you and even with lotion you can still chafe yourself. Chafing sucks. Buy lube it is the greatest stuff in existence. Buy lube! Trust me it will change your sex life even if you are getting it regularly.

Using right or left hand (raising dexterity!)

some hotel tissue

Into the bathroom sink while "reading" one of the finer publications in my possession!

"by myself"

Had too

I read somewhere once someone who said

"I jerk off in the shower so much that every time it rains I get a hard on"

Totally me

Cue the "Every Sperm Is Sacred" song...

Hahaha. That's fantublous.

well, this is really strange.because i've reading through all of these two pages and not once did i see a GIRL comenting or giving her take on masturbation or how she does it.

ok, so its very hard for us to squirt but its still as much fun and sometimes we end up having some of our most powerful orgasms when we do it alone.

it was much fun reading how all you guys do it but none of you talk about "doing it" with a partner which is ten times more fun than doing it alone.to listen to the breathing of the other person(in that i'm talking about 2partners, not some random person, that would just be wierd and totally disgusting).and just listening to them pleasure themselves is enough to send you straight over the edge.

and in saying that, firstly i never used to masturbate until i met my bf(about two years ago)now...i cant imagine that i never used to do it before because its absolutely amazing.and doing it with him there makes it soooooooooooooo much better.

secondly, when he and i maturbate together, i like it when he just cums, nothing there(as in no toilet paper, no tissues)and i just use my hand to "catch it".then i'll go and get a nice warm face cloth to clean us both up.

Sometimes while watching porn, sometimes lying down. Lying down is the easiest for me to come, followed by sitting, standing up can be very difficult at times, but the orgasm is often VERY intense. Sometimes actually better-intense, sometimes just different-intense. Sometimes in the shower, standing up of course, it can take me like a half hour...it's annoying, because the water gets cold, and my arms get tired. Oh yeah, I used to always use righty, I learned to use lefty, although he usually can't go as fast.

And as far as dorms go...well, I have done it there, usually late at night. But keep in mind it washes down easily and the bathrooms are scrubbed daily.

Oh, creepy dorm story though. Two showers per bathroom, two bathrooms per gender per floor. The dividers between the showers have gaps at the bottom about a foot tall...one time this guy was like, leaned up against the adjoining wall, so I could see his feet even in my periphreal vision. His feet never moved the entire time he was in the shower. If that wasn't enough, the way the lights above were positioned projected a faint shadow onto my side. Gee, what's that rectangular object rhymically moving back and forth? You could SO tell he was jerkin'. Man, not with another dude showering next to you!

used to do squirt in a toilet paper, but after i clean up around the tip with the tissue paper, i notice that some of the tissue paper stays on underneath the tip of my penis after a few days when folding the skin back, why is this, when after cleanup - i dont see anything? and is this unhealthy - like i forget to check? maybe i should start using a towel - but really wanna keep things clean and easy to deal with

with dermalogic shaving oil, during the daily shower shave sac attak ... its actually a moisturizing program - my skin so supple afterwards :)

You take a cold shower...

with good ol' lefty

Mandy,
I didn't read the entire previous two pages like you did, but I'll trust you when you say no other girls have commented.
I appreciate your comments here, and I wish other females would follow your lead and do the same.
I actually know a lot about male masturbation, so it's not very interesting to me. Now female masturbation, that's something I can never hear enough about. Come on girls, let's hear about your diddling...
:cool:

You're crazy. You could have just given up fatty foods or something.

Into a paper towel or toilet paper, then... flush! No mess, or lingering odors (yes, t-shirt and sock people, your room does smell).