runawayfetus

just a question but im curious how you guys masturbate. Like i jack off into like a towel im holding, but id like to get some better ideas.

how u guys do it?

thanks

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Kadath

http://www.jackinworld.com/
Lots of ideas, I guess. Although this thread seems a little redundant...

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FleaCircus

In response to your question:

Very well, thank you.

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moonstrucksoul

with both hands. like a prayer.

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"dear god, please not in my eye again"

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nanofever

With a twinkle in my eye and a grin on my face...

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Very very Carefully.

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Charlatan

with plenty of gusto...

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illesturban

yeah jackinworld is a great site lol; i've been going there for YEARS. But uhhh I guess I do it like most? haha. I don't really do the towel thing, but just the standard hand method i guess? haha. I usually use my left hand for a certain feel and my right for another and when I wanna go faster. But yeah... check out jackinworld. A couple others are http://www.solotouch.com and http://www.letsmasturbate.com hehe.

teriaki

Oh man.

I'm sorry guys, I have to comment- my ex bf used to jack off into a cup, or glass- that way he could take it into the kitchen without his mom knowing what he'd been up to.

Most men I know take care of business in the shower. No clean up

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Plan9Senior

Oh man, this disturbs me on sever different levels . BTW i'm a shower guy myself.

LStanley

righthanded and I use some toilet paper to squirt in... flushes easy.. clean too

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Tophat665

Frequently.
Into a t-shirt

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tenchi069

Does over top of my fiance count?

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Demonism

i can do it without squirting, so it's usually in front of the pr0n i keep a couple tissues just in case. my dad got me some. i wonder why?

fik

Most of the time I use a fleshlight.

moonstrucksoul

i can't take three to four showers a day.

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illesturban

LOL!!! I know right!

that was funny.

VF19

I do my business in the shower, thank you very much.

cchris

Like,this one time i let a girl grab hold instead,and.....

Just a suggestion.

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Strange Famous

Erm... the normal way.

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runawayfetus

hah right.. thanks for the input lol

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alec

crying while listening to the cure, and its valentines day

Prince

Creepy...

Uhh, I jack off about every other day, unless I'm lucky enough to get laid. Usually while watching porn or just on the couch or whatever. Shower works too, easy & quick clean-up, but I find the water distracting somehow, and I typically don't come as hard.

Lefty is my friend. I wonder why the left hand gets all the shitty jobs?

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Spanky Johnson

Left handed, even though I'm right handed for everything else. My theory is that my technique evolved this way so that I could keep my right hand on the mouse.

Bamrak

Haha Spanky, I thought the same thing as I read your first sentence. At least I am left handed

But my answer is a Fleshlight or the normal way.

H12

He he he. One shower a day is good enough for me.

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mattevil

I like to vary from time to time. Usually it's left hand on top and right hand stroking. I have Lycra sock pair that's too big(goes to my knee) for me so I roll that up around my member sometimes,the rolled up part acts like a cock ring,the fabric makes less noise than regular jerkin, and no clean up. If I'm really bored I go for the prostate.

Panopticon

I used to do it in the shower, but since I'm in a dorm now, I usually just do it into the garbage can in my room.

Do people actually whack it in the communal showers of a dorm? I don't think I'd ever try that...

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Crack

Frequently, and deftly... I can get some toilet babies out in mere seconds... how you ask? Practice my friends, practice.

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tisonlyi

frequently. wwatching some top quality hard core pornography.

a particular favourite, is french. a bit harder and realer than most, i find.

bon soir.

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sigma1042

hand lotion while sitting on couch or shitter

sometimes in shower

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illesturban

*slowly raises hand...*

Hey, only done it a COUPLE times and it's been LATE at night when I knew no one else would be around and only under DESPERATE times last semester when I had a dipshit roommate who NEVER left the room.

cleanx

with two hands

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J.R

usually just with my right hand, and toilet paper, sometimes in the shower but sometimes people wonder why im in the shower for so long lol.

runawayfetus

i couldnt do it in the shower.. not enough visual stimulation

and how can u ever jack off on the shitter?...wtf..

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Jay Francis

With a cyberskin artificial vagina.

RoboBlaster

I've always wondered how well those fleshlight/artificial vaginas worked. Are they worth paying money to jack off? Is it anything like the real thing?

As for me, I usually do it on the toilet, sitting in reverse, and aiming down.

Mephex

My fleshlight should be here this Wed. I'll letcha know what "I" think.

In the past couple of weeks, I've actually had the opportunity to do my business with my ex and a plug up my ass. It's really different, and I'm still trying to decide whether it's really a good thing or not, but without it, getting off on my own just isn't the same.