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runawayfetus 02-12-2004 05:41 PM

How do you masturbate?
 
just a question but im curious how you guys masturbate. Like i jack off into like a towel im holding, but id like to get some better ideas.

how u guys do it?

thanks

Kadath 02-12-2004 06:03 PM

http://www.jackinworld.com/
Lots of ideas, I guess. Although this thread seems a little redundant...

FleaCircus 02-12-2004 06:32 PM

In response to your question:

Very well, thank you.

moonstrucksoul 02-12-2004 08:03 PM

with both hands. like a prayer.

bermuDa 02-12-2004 08:53 PM

"dear god, please not in my eye again" :lol:

nanofever 02-12-2004 08:58 PM

With a twinkle in my eye and a grin on my face...

Homey_V 02-12-2004 09:44 PM

Very very Carefully.

-Anders 02-13-2004 02:35 AM

Like a movie..
'Fast AND furious baby!'

Charlatan 02-13-2004 11:02 AM

with plenty of gusto...

illesturban 02-13-2004 11:57 AM

yeah jackinworld is a great site lol; i've been going there for YEARS. But uhhh I guess I do it like most? haha. I don't really do the towel thing, but just the standard hand method i guess? haha. I usually use my left hand for a certain feel and my right for another and when I wanna go faster. But yeah... check out jackinworld. A couple others are http://www.solotouch.com and http://www.letsmasturbate.com hehe.

teriaki 02-13-2004 03:14 PM

Oh man.

I'm sorry guys, I have to comment- my ex bf used to jack off into a cup, or glass- that way he could take it into the kitchen without his mom knowing what he'd been up to.

Most men I know take care of business in the shower. No clean up ;)

Plan9Senior 02-13-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teriaki
Oh man.

I'm sorry guys, I have to comment- my ex bf used to jack off into a cup, or glass- that way he could take it into the kitchen without his mom knowing what he'd been up to.

Most men I know take care of business in the shower. No clean up ;)

Oh man, this disturbs me on sever different levels :(. BTW i'm a shower guy myself.

LStanley 02-13-2004 04:46 PM

righthanded and I use some toilet paper to squirt in... flushes easy.. ;) clean too

Tophat665 02-13-2004 05:15 PM

Frequently. :)
Into a t-shirt

tenchi069 02-13-2004 06:14 PM

Does over top of my fiance count? :thumbsup:

Demonism 02-13-2004 06:32 PM

i can do it without squirting, so it's usually in front of the pr0n :) i keep a couple tissues just in case. my dad got me some. i wonder why?

fik 02-13-2004 06:32 PM

Most of the time I use a fleshlight.

moonstrucksoul 02-13-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teriaki
Most men I know take care of business in the shower. No clean up ;)
i can't take three to four showers a day.

illesturban 02-13-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
i can't take three to four showers a day.
LOL!!! :D I know right! :lol:

that was funny.

VF19 02-13-2004 11:06 PM

I do my business in the shower, thank you very much.

cchris 02-13-2004 11:29 PM

Like,this one time i let a girl grab hold instead,and.....

Just a suggestion.

Strange Famous 02-14-2004 02:49 AM

Erm... the normal way.

runawayfetus 02-14-2004 05:29 PM

hah right.. thanks for the input lol

alec 02-14-2004 05:51 PM

crying while listening to the cure, and its valentines day

Prince 02-14-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alec
crying while listening to the cure, and its valentines day
Creepy...

Uhh, I jack off about every other day, unless I'm lucky enough to get laid. Usually while watching porn or just on the couch or whatever. Shower works too, easy & quick clean-up, but I find the water distracting somehow, and I typically don't come as hard.

Lefty is my friend. I wonder why the left hand gets all the shitty jobs?

Spanky Johnson 02-15-2004 10:12 AM

Left handed, even though I'm right handed for everything else. My theory is that my technique evolved this way so that I could keep my right hand on the mouse.

Bamrak 02-15-2004 10:19 AM

Haha Spanky, I thought the same thing as I read your first sentence. At least I am left handed :)

But my answer is a Fleshlight or the normal way.

H12 02-15-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
i can't take three to four showers a day.
He he he. One shower a day is good enough for me.

mattevil 02-15-2004 03:13 PM

I like to vary from time to time. Usually it's left hand on top and right hand stroking. I have Lycra sock pair that's too big(goes to my knee) for me so I roll that up around my member sometimes,the rolled up part acts like a cock ring,the fabric makes less noise than regular jerkin, and no clean up. If I'm really bored I go for the prostate.

Panopticon 02-15-2004 09:35 PM

I used to do it in the shower, but since I'm in a dorm now, I usually just do it into the garbage can in my room.

Do people actually whack it in the communal showers of a dorm? I don't think I'd ever try that...

Crack 02-18-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Frequently. :)
Into a t-shirt

Frequently, and deftly... I can get some toilet babies out in mere seconds... how you ask? Practice my friends, practice.

tisonlyi 02-18-2004 05:37 PM

frequently. wwatching some top quality hard core pornography.

a particular favourite, is french. a bit harder and realer than most, i find.

bon soir.

sigma1042 02-19-2004 11:10 AM

hand lotion while sitting on couch or shitter

sometimes in shower

illesturban 02-19-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panopticon
Do people actually whack it in the communal showers of a dorm? I don't think I'd ever try that...
*slowly raises hand...*

Hey, only done it a COUPLE times and it's been LATE at night when I knew no one else would be around and only under DESPERATE times last semester when I had a dipshit roommate who NEVER left the room.

http://soulcism.net/forums/images/smilies/bolt.gif

cleanx 02-19-2004 12:52 PM

with two hands

J.R 02-19-2004 05:16 PM

usually just with my right hand, and toilet paper, sometimes in the shower but sometimes people wonder why im in the shower for so long lol.

runawayfetus 02-22-2004 04:25 PM

i couldnt do it in the shower.. not enough visual stimulation

and how can u ever jack off on the shitter?...wtf..

Jay Francis 02-22-2004 04:41 PM

With a cyberskin artificial vagina.

RoboBlaster 02-22-2004 07:57 PM

I've always wondered how well those fleshlight/artificial vaginas worked. Are they worth paying money to jack off? Is it anything like the real thing?

As for me, I usually do it on the toilet, sitting in reverse, and aiming down.

Mephex 02-22-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoboBlaster
I've always wondered how well those fleshlight/artificial vaginas worked. Are they worth paying money to jack off? Is it anything like the real thing?

My fleshlight should be here this Wed. I'll letcha know what "I" think.

In the past couple of weeks, I've actually had the opportunity to do my business with my ex and a plug up my ass. It's really different, and I'm still trying to decide whether it's really a good thing or not, but without it, getting off on my own just isn't the same.


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