Re: Ever have trouble holding in a fart
 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just a couple hours ago my girlfriend and I had sex in her truck (we currently go to school an hour and a half away), but it wasn't until after we ate 70 dollars in food at Copeland's Restaurant. So needless to say, we had full tummies. I let out a small one right as we were undressing each other in that small of a space and could smell it a little, but it really didn't matter. We've gotten to the point where we can do anything around each other.

I just figure since we are comfortable enough to stip down and have sex in the back of her truck just a mile away from town on a road we had hoped no one would go down, we comfortable enough to be a little gassy from time to time, although of course you try not to be TOO indecent.

Scott

I'm not embarrassed if I fart. Quite the contrary for that matter. I make the biggest spectacle of it possible, usually good for a laugh no matter who I'm with. What can I say, I aim to please.

the last time i farted in a closed car, everything got really silent and everyone just cracked up laughing...it was a Definite SBD..it was NASTY smelling, but it was too cold to get out of the car, so everyone just sat and laughed like crazy...

I don't think you can make a RIGHT turn on something awful.

Re: Ever have trouble holding in a fart
 

This is going to keep me laughing all day.

Seriously. If you can hold it, just excuse yourself to let it go elseware. A stinky can ruin a mood more than excusing yourself to relieve the pressure. She'll wait - gladly.

I love your choice of descriptive words.

LMAO

One of my Dad's roomates in college did this with a match. Burned his ass when it "exploded" on him and he ended up in the hospital. Be careful with this one. lol

After a few months with her, things will ease up & you will be letting them rip at your leisure.

Best.

Thread.

Ever!

Please note that I did not say to light up a bunch of tea candles and place them near your rectum. There are a lot of people (no joke) that are hospitalized each day for trying to light their farts on fire. I did not say to do that. Placing a candle in a room, like on the toilet hood and lid, or next to the sink isn't going to light your rectum on fire :) but it is going to make the smell go away faster. Several of my friends keep a lighter handy in the bathroom. When they're done with their business, they wave it around the room a bit. My sister and I have a tray of three candles just above the toilet for really bad occasions.

This is especially useful in bathrooms that don't have fans.

quality thread.. i've been in stitches reading the whole thing, though so true at the same time.

generally i can hold them in, except once. wasn't loud and proud... but in a shower, everything stinks 10x worse... unfortunately, this was no exception.

Im a virgin, and im sure this will be the case during sex, but when masturbating I get quite gassy as i start to pleasure myself.. once its out its out tho [what needed to come out], then im good until next time....

'tis gonna suck :(

i've found the gassiness only happens right when you change positions, it's like you're forcing it somewhere else and it has to find balance again. If you can last thrugh the first few secs of a position change, you shouldnt' have many more problems.

Geeez, change your diet or something.

Girlfriend is a vegetarian and for some strange reason has recently had a weaker sense of smell after a cold.

Rock on!