aphex140

Hi All

Had one of those die of embarrasment situations.

Had few drinks to g/f home and started to make love, both really got into to it and we ended up doogie style her on the bed me standing by the edge of the bed.


Going for glory full with-draw and re entry - felt like a champ, then - you know what is coming. Missed paradise and ended up in the choclate starfish.


We both do not have our brown wing and have no interest in such.

As you can imagine she howled like an banshi and legged it to the toilet leaving me with a hard on in the bedroom, that needed cleaning.

The matter was made worse by the fact she thinks it was intentional even though I assure it was not.


Any tip what to say apart from sorry. We have not discussed yet but I think it will be brooched tonight.

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iamnormal

Shit happens?

aphex140

help needed

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bermuDa

just explain that it was an embarrassing mistake and you have no intentions on her "chocolate starfish". Since you have no desire for anal this shouldn't be a problem. Sorry for the mishap, maybe next time you'll be a little more careful on re-entry

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iamnormal

Get her more drinks next time.

Maybe say something like if I wanted to try anal I sure wouldn't have tried it that way. Thats something that need lube and time.

tisonlyi

Promise to pay a bit more attention to what you're doing in future?

Laugh?

Give her a few oral tokens in part payment?

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kulrblind

hahaha...

oh, dear. that's hilarious.
I say, for the next few times, you give HER all the control. She'll get the picture.

Charlatan

Buy her flowers and apologize... Tell her if she thinks it was unfair that she can take a dildo and shove it up your ass... (she will likely not take you up on this but the gesture is important).

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tisonlyi

Be safe in the knowledge that she'll forgive you for this sin, right after the next time she almost snaps your precious when she looses concentration in the 'her on top' stylee...

Look forward to it.

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skysooner

That's funny, and I could how it could happen. Hopefully she is forgiving.

aphex140

Charlatan


No way on the dil bit.
A womans fury and all that.






let you know what happens

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Rodney

Beg for mercy. On your knees in front of her. And if you want to get your tongue out while you're there...

StephenSa

Similiar thing happened to me. After experimenting with what turned out to be too much lube (it was our first time with "accessories") we were in a similar sexual position and I fell out and went for the big thrust to re-insert and whoop! Slip! Slid right into the wrong orafice. Oh yeah, similar reaction jbut I was able to convince her it was an accident pretty easily. She knew my predilictions and things were awfully slippery. We laugh about it now but definately a cause for pause that night. I'm sure once you explain you'll be fine.

Blackthorn

Next time take StephenSa's advice and make sure to use a lot of lube

After that nothing short of cleaning her entire dwelling with toothbrush and offering to do her laundry for a year will bring you another shot at glory. Good luck with this one ... but in my experience most women won't buy the "it was just an accident" thing.

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Dixie_Wrekked

yea just apologize, it was an accident nothing more, granted it sucked for her

Strange Famous

yeah, I agree - just say "yeah, really sorry about that" and tell her you dont even want to do that shit, so why would you do it on purpose?

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motdakasha

Ok, here's what I would do:
a) It would make it feel more embarrassing by saying it was embarrassing. It's like rubbing salt on an open sore and makes it more dramatic than it needs to be.
b) Try to be rational adults. Explain to her your feelings about anal sex. That will probably reassure her you're telling the truth and sincere about it.
c) APOLOGIZE for any possible pain you may have caused her when you hit her in that area. Offer her a full body massage for 30 mins. (real massages are no less than 10 mins.) with scent oils, candlelight, sexy music, whatever needs to be done to show you're truly sorry.

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Plan9Senior

She sounds uptight and no fun in the sack . You guys young by chance?

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sillygirl

Uptight and no fun in the sack? No. I think not. I can think of very few things less comfortable than to suddenly and out of nowhere, very unexpectedly have someone's dick jammed up your ass.

Just apologize to her for any pain it may have caused, and the massage that motdakasha mentioned wouldn't be a bad idea, either

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Ace_O_Spades

Hahaha, wow the above statement really says it all doesnt it.

Yeah, i think if you just keep insisting it was an accident then she will understand... try to be a little more careful next time? this happened to me once and it was not a pleasant night

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ariekitten

i agree with the flower idea. and i can see why she'd be so upset. i have heard that without lube and warning, that is VERY painful. just be honest and let her know that it wasn't intentional...you were just wanting to seem macho by the full in and out, and that you definitely didn't mean to go in THERE. she might like you agreeing to be more careful in the future and maybe do some little something for her to make up for the mishap. good luck.

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gabshu

This has happened to me. Damn it how can you confuse that???? Bring her roses and chocolate or something, you really messed up. No more doggy style for you.

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World's King

Let her stick her finger in your ass.


That is the only way you two can be even again.

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SAM821

man... thats a tough one.... give it time... things will be back to normal again soon.... I hope...

do all the above... flowers, chocalates, massage, and finger in ass... what the hell...

she'll forgive you eventually, epecially after all that

crony

Oooh, bummer. I don't think Hallmark has a card yet for your situation

wilbjammin

Ohh.... I get it, "bummer". Ha... er...

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crony

Hmm... didn't mean it like that to be honest but, yeah

bonehed1

ROFL.....now that is the best answer I have seen so far.

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moonstrucksoul

damn, you must have been slammin it pretty hard.

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aphex140

All sorted - sort of.

Profuse apolgies to my good lady, lucky she knew I was not aiming for my brown wings.

I did use some of the reasoning you guy put forward however I must confess not the you can stick ...... in my ring. Sorry but in my humble opion traffic on flows one way there.


She was angry due to pain etc. No doggie style for a while but with TFP suggesting a different position each day I do not think things will stagnate .


Thanks all .

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illesturban

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Haha yeah have fun with that one man.