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Old 01-17-2004, 10:44 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Felt Tits - 2 hours
BJ - 6 hours
Sex (Vaginal) - 6 hours
Anal Sex - 3 Months
Pissed in the same room - 6 hours
Pissed on - not yet...doubtful that ever.

Nah, she's not a slut, we'd been romantically involved online for about 2 years before I got the chance to finally meet her. It's from that point that I started counting..

I was, at some point, interested in the idea of her peeing on ME, not vice versa. She would've done it, but in the end I said it's ok, I doubt I'd really get anything out of it. I think the only reason I had even considered it was because you see a lot of that shit in porno flicks. Anywho, I know some folks are into it, and that's fine; I don't see it as a sign of disrespect, however I do see it as a sign of getting your rocks off on being in a dominant role...to me being on someone is about domination.

There's no timetable. You shouldn't expect to get something within a certain timeframe, just be happy when you finally do. Push it and rush it, and it'll just slip away.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:00 AM   #42 (permalink)
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If I have to piss bad enough .. do you really think I am gonna care enough if some man is in the bathroom? Hand me some toilet paper would ya.. make yourself useful.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:52 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Felt Tits - Everyday (that's what's nice about having them)
BJ - He gets one anytime he wants
Sex (Vaginal) - 4 days
Anal Sex - 6 months
Pissed in the same room - NEVER
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

If my man just up and started pissing on me I would kick his no-toliet using self out.

If this is really a serious thread I hope your woman knows that you are into this stuff.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:57 AM   #44 (permalink)
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In my limited experience...

Felt Tits - 3 weeks
BJ - 3 months
Sex (Vaginal) - 2 months
Anal Sex - Never, never want to
Pissed in the same room - Never
Pissed on - Never, never wanted to
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:59 AM   #45 (permalink)
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One thing I must add, in this thread, when people where giving timescales, its seems as if it giving head was something less intimate than sex.

To me, it always seemed the other way round, and that head was something you would do with someone you cared about, and straight sex is just an animal kind of thing.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:14 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I'mma fuck him now, But I ain't gonna suck his dick for two weeks.

I'mma suck his dick now, but I won't lick his balls till next month.

I'mma lick his balls now, but I ain't gonna lick his ass till next year.

I thought about that ^^ as soon as I saw the thread.

To the thread starter; You need to hang out in places where girls who like this frequent, fetish clubs, stores, maybe personal ads of a carnal nature. I find many women aren't too adventurous sexually outside of anal sex so finding a "human fireplug" is a hefty task if you're not looking in the right place. Maybe you should download some GGG Betty to tide your "thirst"
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:19 PM   #47 (permalink)
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As others have said here already it's all in the communications. This is an area of sexual activities that some people will never get into either so if you talk plenty about it and she is still adamant about it just give it up. If its that important to you find fetish pron to satisfy that need or another girl if you NEED it. Whatever you do DON"T surprise her with it. I am very open to different types of fetishes and willing to try almost anything at least once. I take the "you can't knock it till you try it" philosophy. I have allowed hubby to give me golden showers in the shower but never where it will make a mess. He surprised me with a golden shower on the bed once. He's lucky I didn't knock his block off and only made his wash the bedclothes. I haven't cooperated with it since.

Golden showers aren's a natural progression - if you talk about it clearly and calmly you might get a little cooperation out of her. When I did cooperate with it I just made the condition that it couldn't be in my face. The smell just nauseated me.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:50 PM   #48 (permalink)
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In my limited experience...

Felt Tits - 3 weeks
BJ - 3 months
Sex (Vaginal) - 2 months
Anal Sex - Never, never want to
Pissed in the same room - Never
Pissed on - Never, never wanted to

I've noticed that oral is more personal than genital sex, but generally, if i do one with a girl, i'm gonna do others, and i'm a very...forplay loving guy, so oral is something i love doing all the time.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:58 PM   #49 (permalink)
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haha i'm entertained.
I didnt even know people did that!
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:02 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I always wanted to pee in a girl. But once I get it up I can't pee.
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:07 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I hope this is a joke thread. Pee on a girl or have a girl pee on you? Very gross.
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:28 PM   #52 (permalink)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm......odd.
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Old 01-17-2004, 05:57 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Don't be so quick to move things along. Men are funny that we constantly want to push the envelope but eventually we get bored and want a new shiny toy to play with. A friend of mine is a young single guy and had a girl that offerred up anal on the first date. He became bored with her quick, because the excitement/thrill/challenge was gone.

Slow down and enjoy that excitement/akwardness that comes with doing something with someone new for the first time.
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Old 01-17-2004, 05:59 PM   #54 (permalink)
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One thing I must add, in this thread, when people where giving timescales, its seems as if it giving head was something less intimate than sex.

To me, it always seemed the other way round, and that head was something you would do with someone you cared about, and straight sex is just an animal kind of thing.
That's an interesting point. It seems within the last decade or so the bases of the sexual baseball diamond have been reordered and have become more progressive. I think the old one was similar to this:
1st - kissing
2nd - making out
3rd - vaginal sex
Home plate - oral

Now it seems something more like this:
1st - making out
2nd - oral
3rd - vaginal sex
Home plate - anal

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Old 01-17-2004, 06:06 PM   #55 (permalink)
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That's an interesting point. It seems within the last decade or so the bases of the sexual baseball diamond have been reordered and have become more progressive. I think the old one was similar to this:
1st - kissing
2nd - making out
3rd - sex
Home plate - oral

Now it seems something more like this:
1st - making out
2nd - oral
3rd - sex
Home plate - anal


I like the new base order, but what's a home run? Oh yeah, a 3some.
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:32 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I like the new base order, but what's a home run? Oh yeah, a 3some.
Well in that case....

Tits - 3 hours
Sex - 3 days
BJ - 3 months
3some - 7 years.

Its worth the wait
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Old 01-17-2004, 08:05 PM   #57 (permalink)
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more like

Tits/ass-3 hrs
BJ-2 days, maybe 1 if you take her out to a really good restaurant...
Sex-within 7 days, max
3some....when she brings home the hot girl. Seriously, guys should never pick out a girl for a threesome...let the lady do it, she'll surprise you and bring home the hotness prom queen
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:02 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Maybe you should download some GGG Betty to tide your "thirst"
Good pun ! and now for a groaner...

Perhaps he should just take a gold shower to supress his urges...
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:46 PM   #59 (permalink)
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.let the lady do it, she'll surprise you and bring home the hotness prom queen
That is very true.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:12 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Man, this thread is hilarious.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:31 PM   #61 (permalink)
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no offense but...
ew ew ew ew ew...
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Old 01-18-2004, 01:57 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Pee on a girl? Dang man, you are one freaky guy. The ratio of girls that like that arent too good. Good luck......
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Old 01-18-2004, 07:52 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:31 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Peed in the same room as - Never
Peed ON - NEVER EVER EVER
This is pretty much how I feel...
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:48 AM   #65 (permalink)
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I'm not huge on the whole peeing thing. If the body is trying to get rid of it..why sit there and take it?
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:04 PM   #66 (permalink)
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ok I have let me first say I have no desire to pee anywhere near a girl. But I don't think it's completely wrong for people to engage in it if both parties get off to it. You gotta respect other people though so if she doesn't want it your just not gonna get it. Who knows thogh maybe she will be interested I guess the only way to gauge is to somehow see her reaction like telling a story involving it or a porno with a random pee scene(if you watch them together). I admit I'm a little hard up for advice on this one but i tried.
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:43 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Married 18 years now, never ever peed on her. Never wanted to. Thats kinda gross, not kinky.

Have both peed at the same time, same area while camping ect... with no problems.

you know the honeymoon days are gone
they have left like a wilted flower,
when the wife comes in and takes a shit
when you are in the shower!
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:55 PM   #68 (permalink)
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wait wait wait
you mean...
women actually take a s**t?

weirdness...i didn't know this
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Old 01-18-2004, 10:15 PM   #69 (permalink)
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I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
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Old 01-18-2004, 11:15 PM   #70 (permalink)
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sorry, it's just that most women are so private and careful not to show they are human.

then again, i'm the same way..
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Old 01-19-2004, 02:46 PM   #71 (permalink)
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My wife and I pee in front of each other, its no big deal. I have no desire to pee on her, but she would probably let me in the shower, but only because she would not think of the dominance aspect of it. But, you have to ask her, and expect to get rejected. If it happens, great. She might like doing it for you.
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Old 01-19-2004, 03:21 PM   #72 (permalink)
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...carry on

I'm going to third that...

Personally I think that would be both disgusting to both parties and rather degrading to the recieving end, but to each their own i suppose.
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Old 01-19-2004, 03:57 PM   #73 (permalink)
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why would you want to pee on someone?
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Old 01-19-2004, 06:19 PM   #74 (permalink)
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rather degrading to the recieving end, but to each their own i suppose.
*hint* *hint* some people get-off on degrading others and being degraded themselves, I'm pretty sure that is the whole point.
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Old 01-19-2004, 09:17 PM   #75 (permalink)
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i have a gf and i would never piss on her. i mean wtf? that seems pretty nasty to me...
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Old 01-22-2004, 09:35 PM   #76 (permalink)
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no offense but...
ew ew ew ew ew...
yah...he's got it!
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Old 01-23-2004, 04:45 AM   #77 (permalink)
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What?! That makes absolutely no sense. Maybe i've spent a long time misunderstanding what "gay" means, but last i checked it generally was between members of that SAME sex. How does enjoying another genders anal-region make you gay? If your really so close-minded that you think enjoying the ass makes you gay...well, i feel sorry for your partners.
Totally agree!

But this thread however is funny as fuck? How long is a piece of string anyway?
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Old 01-25-2004, 02:00 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Wow! I'm not sure how you casually ask a woman if it's okay if you take a piss on her. I mean casually implies you may ask over dinner or while at a ball game. I can see it now, sitting behind third base at the game in the fifth inning. "Hey Carol, I've had a few beers do you think you'd mind if I took a pee on you?" WTF? It's not that I think it's strange to have that desire (I don't think that nor do I have the desire) but rather I have no idea why you would want to do this or feel frustrated by the fact that you can't figure out when it's okay to do it.

At my age of 39 I've dated a lot of women and the following I believe to be true about the women I've dated:

a) Not one of them would answer yes to that question (Can I piss on you?)
b) Not one of them would go out with me again after asking that question
c) Not one of them would not go out of their way to tell all of their friends and probably mine about the request and
d) They would all think it was more than just a little odd that someone they were dating would ask such a thing.

Perhaps I'm sheltered just a bit in my experiences but I don't think I would ever be able to find a taker for this activity outside of Las Vegas where it would likely cost you a couple of hundred dollars.
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Old 01-25-2004, 02:35 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Actually, you may be a bit sheltered, there are quite a few people into this..i don't think i could be, but one of my exes was, though we didn't try, she just mentioned it when we were getting to know the more obscure sides of each other..

So, just remember, if there is something you like,t here is probably another person out there who likes it as well..
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Old 01-25-2004, 07:41 PM   #80 (permalink)
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ahh
found it

chappelle show...chappelle does Rkelly remix

"haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want, none of the above, i wanna piss on you.
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