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Seaver · 01-06-2004, 03:14 PM

I went through a period of my life where I got screwed over by a girl and became an asshole. No excuse for it, but it's in my past now, and so I figured I'd share my hard earned knowledge with the rest of you. I would go after women that had boyfriends, and I'd alter my plans once I figured out what type of girl she was, steal her from her boyfriend, and then proceed to dump her (I told you I was an asshole). Hopefully the rest of you can use this to a better good than I did.

The general types of women follows:

1) The type who go after attractive and generally assholish guys. These women are naive generally, they get so turned on by this attractive guy with great self-esteem they are infactuated before they even get to know the guy. They will tread through hell and high water to get this guys attention. 2 weeks of phone calls and a date once a week for the first 3 weeks this girl is hooked. After that you let her feelings broil, and the infactuation will triple in power. These women usually are the more attractive, they are used to having dozens of guys hit on her, its the guy who doesnt give a damn that they want to figure out what is so special about them. Also tended to be the easiest once you got their number.

2) The type who have a sensitive boyfriend and want a "real man". They are tired of the "what do you want to do? I dont know, what do you want to do?" type of man. They want someone who shows up at their door with no warning with a picknick packed, or always have 2-3 backup plans incase their plans go ary. These girls are quite simply just bored. Their boyfriends after they realize what is happening instead of picking up their efforts get jealous, in which case makes it easier on the other guy by causing the rift that is already there to widen.

3) The type who have an asshole and want a "sensitive man". No, they dont want a sensitive man, they want a "real man". Listen to her when things are bad, but instead of letting her pine over him take her out to do something physical. Pool or Put-Put are great things for them. They tend to be the more competative (why else would they compete for the affections of a man who cheats on her?), so games like these are great... oh let her win. Dont become the one she whines to constantly, but listen to her when she does. Always have a place to take her when you go out, and if she gives you that bs "I'm in a wierd place right now" call her on the bs and let her set for a while, she'll come to you.

4) The type with a long-distance relationship. These are both the hardest AND the easiest at the same time, let me explain. If she is in a long distance relationship within the first 2 months of the move she is off limits. She still pines for him and talks to him on the phone every night. Past 2 months the human mind starts altering itself physically, the old receptors that were used to his smell/touch wear away and connect to new people. This is the key time period. If she is within the 2 months be very good friends with her, take her out with you, do as many things together as you can, but DONT mension any type of feelings you have for her, DONT break her bubble, just let her know you inside and out. For added effect get (or fabricate) a girlfriend for the 2 months, and then break up at the end of it, confess your broken heart to her, tell her (or fabricate) all the nice things you did for her and all the mean things she did to you. Then as in all the movies look up to her, stare her into the eyes, and chances are she'll kiss you. After this you're golden.

5) The truely nice and caring girl. I wasnt that much of an asshole. I wouldnt break one of the few of those birds that still exist no matter how pissed off I was at women.

6) The type who just came out of a relationship and "dont want a boyfriend right now." These are easy as well, go out to bars/clubs with her, take her out to parties, etc. Find or fabricate a girlfriend, and follow the same as #4, excentuate the stories of all the things you did together, it'll get her pining for the way she used to feel, and she'll want it from you.

Those are the 6 general types and situations of the girls out there. I now have a relationship with a number 5 girl and I thank god I never hurt any of them, because they all have been hurt, and because they naturally give so much they get hurt 10x worse than any other girl out there.

Use this however you want, I used it wronge and learned the hard way.

arch13 · 01-06-2004, 03:43 PM

This should be merged into Princes thread "The Alpha Male & The Sensitive Type ", another viewpoint on a subject already in discussion. Quite an interesting disscusion might i add, though i'll keep my 2 cents close to my chest for the time being.

Mod's, do you agree in should be merged?

herostar · 01-06-2004, 05:37 PM

Sounds about right. "#5's" rock!

bermuDa · 01-06-2004, 06:21 PM

Not like I can or would use this information, but it's an interesting read. thanks for the breakdown from an asshole's perspective, from the sound of it you've amended your ways

Seaver · 01-06-2004, 07:47 PM

This started as a part of his thread, but I didnt want to hijack it and move it to a different direction... so I made it a separate thread.

AfterBurn · 01-06-2004, 10:54 PM

Interesting post. I found that #1's usually look like they would put out fast and easly but actually don't and #5's seem like they never put out but if they like you they will.

macro · 01-07-2004, 01:16 AM

#5 sounds like what we're all after, but I think that there's a bit of the rest in everyone, you know?

skysooner · 01-07-2004, 06:34 AM

I ended up with a #5.

Dano069 · 01-07-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by skysooner
I ended up with a #5.

Me too. No matter how much I tried to get rid of her, she always kept in touch with me. We stayed friends and then got back together. I'd never had that happen before. We've been married 20+ years now.

Stiltzkin · 01-07-2004, 10:36 PM

I ended up with a #0.

Actually, I was hoping that one of the ladies had posted already, especially one of the more opinionated ladies *cough<b>antifishstick</b>cough* *cough<b>averett</b>cough*

This might turn into "Getting Girls 101 part 2", kind of hope it doesn't though.

01-06-2004, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Confessions of an asshole I went through a period of my life where I got screwed over by a girl and became an asshole. No excuse for it, but it's in my past now, and so I figured I'd share my hard earned knowledge with the rest of you. I would go after women that had boyfriends, and I'd alter my plans once I figured out what type of girl she was, steal her from her boyfriend, and then proceed to dump her (I told you I was an asshole). Hopefully the rest of you can use this to a better good than I did. The general types of women follows: 1) The type who go after attractive and generally assholish guys. These women are naive generally, they get so turned on by this attractive guy with great self-esteem they are infactuated before they even get to know the guy. They will tread through hell and high water to get this guys attention. 2 weeks of phone calls and a date once a week for the first 3 weeks this girl is hooked. After that you let her feelings broil, and the infactuation will triple in power. These women usually are the more attractive, they are used to having dozens of guys hit on her, its the guy who doesnt give a damn that they want to figure out what is so special about them. Also tended to be the easiest once you got their number. 2) The type who have a sensitive boyfriend and want a "real man". They are tired of the "what do you want to do? I dont know, what do you want to do?" type of man. They want someone who shows up at their door with no warning with a picknick packed, or always have 2-3 backup plans incase their plans go ary. These girls are quite simply just bored. Their boyfriends after they realize what is happening instead of picking up their efforts get jealous, in which case makes it easier on the other guy by causing the rift that is already there to widen. 3) The type who have an asshole and want a "sensitive man". No, they dont want a sensitive man, they want a "real man". Listen to her when things are bad, but instead of letting her pine over him take her out to do something physical. Pool or Put-Put are great things for them. They tend to be the more competative (why else would they compete for the affections of a man who cheats on her?), so games like these are great... oh let her win. Dont become the one she whines to constantly, but listen to her when she does. Always have a place to take her when you go out, and if she gives you that bs "I'm in a wierd place right now" call her on the bs and let her set for a while, she'll come to you. 4) The type with a long-distance relationship. These are both the hardest AND the easiest at the same time, let me explain. If she is in a long distance relationship within the first 2 months of the move she is off limits. She still pines for him and talks to him on the phone every night. Past 2 months the human mind starts altering itself physically, the old receptors that were used to his smell/touch wear away and connect to new people. This is the key time period. If she is within the 2 months be very good friends with her, take her out with you, do as many things together as you can, but DONT mension any type of feelings you have for her, DONT break her bubble, just let her know you inside and out. For added effect get (or fabricate) a girlfriend for the 2 months, and then break up at the end of it, confess your broken heart to her, tell her (or fabricate) all the nice things you did for her and all the mean things she did to you. Then as in all the movies look up to her, stare her into the eyes, and chances are she'll kiss you. After this you're golden. 5) The truely nice and caring girl. I wasnt that much of an asshole. I wouldnt break one of the few of those birds that still exist no matter how pissed off I was at women. 6) The type who just came out of a relationship and "dont want a boyfriend right now." These are easy as well, go out to bars/clubs with her, take her out to parties, etc. Find or fabricate a girlfriend, and follow the same as #4, excentuate the stories of all the things you did together, it'll get her pining for the way she used to feel, and she'll want it from you. Those are the 6 general types and situations of the girls out there. I now have a relationship with a number 5 girl and I thank god I never hurt any of them, because they all have been hurt, and because they naturally give so much they get hurt 10x worse than any other girl out there. Use this however you want, I used it wronge and learned the hard way.

01-06-2004, 03:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
arch13 Loves my girl in thongs Location: North of Mexico, South of Canada	This should be merged into Princes thread "The Alpha Male & The Sensitive Type ", another viewpoint on a subject already in discussion. Quite an interesting disscusion might i add, though i'll keep my 2 cents close to my chest for the time being. Mod's, do you agree in should be merged? __________________ Seen on an employer evaluation: "The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead" ____________________________ Is arch13 really a porn diety ? find out after the film at 11. -Nanofever

01-06-2004, 05:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	Sounds about right. "#5's" rock! __________________ Got time to chill?

01-06-2004, 06:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	Not like I can or would use this information, but it's an interesting read. thanks for the breakdown from an asshole's perspective, from the sound of it you've amended your ways __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

01-06-2004, 10:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
AfterBurn Psycho	Interesting post. I found that #1's usually look like they would put out fast and easly but actually don't and #5's seem like they never put out but if they like you they will. __________________ smoking weed everyday keeps the doctor away

01-06-2004, 07:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	This started as a part of his thread, but I didnt want to hijack it and move it to a different direction... so I made it a separate thread.

01-07-2004, 01:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
macro Crazy Location: where you live	#5 sounds like what we're all after, but I think that there's a bit of the rest in everyone, you know?

01-07-2004, 06:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	I ended up with a #5.

01-07-2004, 10:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I ended up with a #0. Actually, I was hoping that one of the ladies had posted already, especially one of the more opinionated ladies cough<b>antifishstick</b>cough cough<b>averett</b>cough This might turn into "Getting Girls 101 part 2", kind of hope it doesn't though.