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Alright, so I was at a strip club last night, and the girls were gorgeous. I know just about every guy that goes there wants to get with at least one of the girls, but hardly anyone does. My question to all you guys (and possibly females) out there is -

1) Have you ever hooked up with a stripper AT the club?
B) How did you accomplish this?
III) Was it what you expected?
4) How do you spot if a stripper is interested?
12) Where did I leave my car keys....


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googleplex

1) Nope. I think it's sort of unheard of.
B) See above.
lll) See above.
4) Strippers always seem interested. No offence to them, but it's their job to get your money.
12) No idea, dude.

rufgti

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maxhooters

1) Have you ever hooked up with a stripper AT the club?
A) NO AND YOU NEVER WILL they will make think it will happen so you empty out your wallet but it wont happen cause the just want the money

I think that answers them all. except
4) they are on the coffee table

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Seaver

1) Have you ever hooked up with a stripper AT the club?
Yeah, but the hooking up took place on another night. We exchanged digits at the club.

B) How did you accomplish this?
When she asks if you want a dance say "maybe in a bit", she'll sit on your lap and you'll talk. You'll need to get a number of dances from her (3 for me) and you keep her with you as long as possible. This doesnt work 95% of the time, you need to play it very cool, and ask questions most guys dont ask, you need to go from being another wallet to an interesting/intreaging man.

III) Was it what you expected?
Most dancers know their body VERY well, so are not inhibitted. Sex is great but they arent as easy as most guys think. You need to treat her like any other date, with them though let her break the touche barrier. They've been with many dicks before, be a man.

4) How do you spot if a stripper is interested?
They are interested in one thing... money, at first at least. As stated before, 95% of the time you'll fail, just be cool, and if nothing else there are many many other girls there.

Fire

have a budy who has dated several strippers- and another that almost married one- It almost never happens, and never unless / untill you have hung around the club for some time, and somehow managed to be just aloof enought to keep most of your money and move out of the "prey category" beats me how he does it, (though what he says is FRIGHTENINGLY like what Rufgti says) but i can tell you that it is for the most part a bad idea- a lot of those girls have some very bad habbits, and most have far to much "baggage" to even consider- also most states have serious laws that make it illegal for the girls to " associate" with patrons- odd, maybe, and seldom enforced, but useful to a city where there is a club that is heavily fronting for prostitution, or drugs- I say heavily, as I have never seen one that did not at least have some of both these problems- this means that if you wind up dating the stripper you will often not be allowed to hang out at the club- the management often wants to avoid any unnescessary tangles- but hey, if you can pull it off......

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feelgood

1) Nope
B) See above
III) See above
4) They always look interested, its their job for christ's sake!
12) Did you check the stripper's couch?
24) How the hell did your question go from 4 to 12?

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