papermachesatan

I know this probably a rehash of previous threads but the search function is going haywire and I don't feel like sifting through several pages, sooo fuck it.

How many of you have ever been caught browsing porn/masturbating/etc. by non SO or friends? I've never been caught jerking off(at least to the best of my knowledge) but I have been caught browsing through various porn sites. I was looking through porn(had the browser on the Tittyboard and was d/ling movies off of Kazaa) when my brother taps me on my shoulder and asks me whether I can go get dinner or not. I hadn't even heard him come in. I attempt to 'casually' minimize Kazaa. An uncomfortable silence follows. After he leaves I realize that my IE browser was still open(I stopped looking at my monitor just before Kazaa was minimized) on the Tittyboard, displaying pictures of a well endowed female. On the brightside, I hadn't had developed an erection or whipped my penis out at the time.

I wasn't really embarassed but rather more angry that all of my sibilings and parents had insisted on walking into my rooms without knocking. After that I invested in child safety locks which I have to use in order to 'lock' my lockless double doors.

What about you guys? Any awkward or embarassing stories about being caught?

Octo

yea i almost got caught.


do it in the shower

slimshaydee

i browse porn with my mates all the time, so I guess i've been caught lol

maximus

me and my gf were watching movies on my comp (i have a 22 inch screen, so it was hard to miss) and my brother walked in, it was a little awkward, but we hadn't started to do anything yet so it was allright. that time was never mentioned again so i think it was all good.

btw, we did end up finishing watching movies and doing it after he left. lol

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imdead

i get caught masturbating all the time. and since everyone knows i sometimes do it 24/7 i dont really care, they either call me like "Oh your fuckin gross you queer" or something lame like that. im like hey its apart of life.. lol. i got caught once because i was standing up because i had nothing else to do and my window u can totally see in, and my friends just got out of there car in front of my house. and they saw me standing there infront of the tv with my arm moving back and forth.. i thought it was pretty funny and it didnt bother me.

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eribrav

Octo, be careful with the computer in the shower!

You could have an electrifying experience.

gabshu

When I was like 9 my mom caught me with some of my brother´s mags. It was embarasing and never mentioned again. I bet my brother got really yelled at because of his little sister having his porn.

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mrbuck12000

my girlfriend found a stash of porno movies once, but has never busted me on the computer....YET!!!

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clevaccount1

I'm ultra careful... even the thought of getting caught fucking petrifies me.

Memphis

I believe my parents wouldn't actually care if they knew what I looked at (Hell, it's not like I ain't of legal age). I would still prefer that people didn't know unless I wanted them too.

Never been caught yet anyways.

actionplant

I've had my gf walk in on me wanking a number of times. The worst was when my folks would find me or my stash numerous times before I moved away from home years and years ago. And yes, I've had friends come over, ask to use the computer, and when I turn the monitor on for them occasionally I've left stuff up I'd rather they not see.

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h45e

I never got caught, but I tell my Gf that I watch porno movies to get ideas for us...
She buys it so far ;oP

BigDonkey2

the shower sucks....there is no visual stimulation.....never been caught myself but have come close a few times.....it totally kills the boner

Outlander36

Never been 'caught' persay, but having roommates, it's hard to explain why it took 2 minutes to get to the door to my room lol

Enka

nope, but i caught one of my roomates a few years back twice. once i came back after taking a test, and he didnt expect me to be back so early. whoops.
another time one of my classes was cancelled and i came back 2 hours earlier than expected. sorry dude.

grouchie

been caught by my parents, but both of them know it's a part of life.

never been caught by a SO, but i had one that was not happy with me because I was so open about it all the time.

she thought if I ever were horny, I should just tell her and she would finish me one way or another, and she would.

but damn, sometimes you just gotta go back to your first lover, the hand

JStrider

man... imagination can be soooooooooooo much better...


but ive been caught with both before... *shrug* dont really care

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papermachesatan

Imagination + visual stimulation is my usual masturbation ammunition. Imagination alone is okay but not nearly as fun as Imagination plus visual stimulation.

orangeaidcow

i caught my girl friend looking at the lesbian porn on my computer once. that was really weird. but it lead to fun times later that night.

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h45e

Wish my gf liked porn, then we could watch it toghether and have fun times..

Sticky

Take a look at this thread for a ton of similar stories:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=17989

enjoy

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Panther_Ninja

nope cant say that i have!

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teshadoh

I've been caught a few times by my lady - embarrising, guilty, sad moments. She doesn't care if I look - as long as I'm not making it a secret or jacking off. But it does place me in a quandry - I love porn, I love the feeling of, uh, (blush) rubbing myself, but I don't want her to think I'm spoiling the goods. Also sometimes I do try to secretly look - which she knows - but I don't know why I feel the need to do that. I don't know if I like porn in a private secretive manner. We will rent a porn video for us to watch - but much of what I want to look at is the - just for male hetero's or really cool girls.

Oh whatever - it's a toughie.

Enzomat

At what had to be the absolute worst moment in time me and the misses had otten into an argument about some shit and she was leaving to go to work. well my computer had been on and i forgot totally about it (since i usually cut it off) and when we headed out of the bedroom we were both reeted by a slideshow of various women in pantyhose which wouldnt be so bad (if not for the argument) but the majority of them i ot from webshots and they were picture quality shots of the same woman and suddenly a new argument started about where the pics came from. not a god day for me in the least.

Reese

My mom cought me with my hand in my pants once but not with it out, I tried to pass it off as scratching my thigh but I think she knew what was up...

my mom was cleaning my room and got the only porn tape i owned, then my sister got her hands on it and said "i got your porno, your into some weird stuff." in a store so I said "hah, I didn't know what it was when i stole it from your boyfriend" My dad just looks at like like we're totally insane.

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vveronica

Its a lot more embarrassing when your brother walks in while you are having sex with one of his buddies... That has happened to me.. hehehehe

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Terminal Frost

One time a friend of mine left my house to wait outside to get picket up to go home. There was noone else home and since I thought he had left I started going at it. Five minutes later he just opens the door but luckily my reflexes were quick enough that he didn't see anything and he just yelled and shut the door. I was scared shitless at first because I thought it was my mom. But now that I think about it it's one of the funniest things I can remember, lol.

SecretMethod70

You, sir, are a very lucky man. Every female should like lesbian porn

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h45e

Every girl should love porn

nextlevel1

Ive been caught looking at porn but nerver been caught jerking off!

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Addiction

Never been caught masturbating, though I have been caught browsing porn. It blew over in like a week.

MooseMan3000

my, this is an old thread.

Something just occured to me, and I very NEARLY put up a new one, then I searched and found this.


So... when I was like 16, I was looking at porn in the front room on our computer. It was a Saturday, and everyone else was gone for the entire day, so I figured I was all set.

I didn't figure on Jehovah's Witnesses.



Oh man, when they came up to the door and rang the bell... I was scared absolutely out of my fucking head. I kinda half pulled my pants up (trying to be sneaky), and walked over to the door.

Trying to tell Jehovah's Witnesses to go away nicely while my pants were falling down and my right hand was dripping was not one of my better moments.

Just thought I'd share.

Kazic

heh.

been caught by my Best friend but thats cool cause I have caught him to.
But we both know whats up so its no biggy.

I did however catch an ex.
She was infront of the t.v with a chair pulled right up to it. naked watching porn with her vibrator.
I tried to unlock the door but she had that stupid chain thing goin.
we laughed so hard and then enjoyed together.
fun times.

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World's King

For the most part I do it when no one is home or everyone is asleep.

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redarrow

Well when I was 14 I was having phone sex with this girl in my room, but I wasnt making that much noise (yet), but I had whipped it out and was going at it, and my mom walked in (luckily a few seconds earlier she had knocked, and I wasnt facing the door) I quickly jammed that thing back in my pants.
She said "Whats this..?" I said "Oh im just on the phone with someone"
I dont think she knew what I was doing.

big perm

the only thing that really scares me, is that i might die in some freak accident, the last thing my mom will find is a gig of porn on my hardrive or something.

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impulse03

same here. and im yet to be caught.

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DelayedReaction

I was caught a few times. No big deal; my family is pretty understanding of stuff like that.

Now trying to explain why I had left a rental receipt for Debbie Does Dallas to my roommate was fun. It was for a party!

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Jackebear

My wife watches the porn with me. Nice.

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todd

I've never been caught.
I hide my porn deep inside some windows system folder. I have all "recent document" options turned off. I have a special video program I use for watching porn. I don't own any porn cassettes/DVDs. Though there has been a few times when I thought I was fucked for sure. Once or twice my computer was flooded with about 10 porn installers. It took all night to clean it all out. After that, I don't just browse google for it anymore. As matter as fact, I don't really look for porn anymore. Any time I do, it's only here in the Titty Board.

I only masturbate at night. Not necessarly so I don't get caught, just thats when i'm most relaxed. I like to do it before I go to sleep. Then I have good dreams.