Living with my family with no locks on the doors, I've been walked in on a couple times while porn surfing. I mastered the art of alt-tab. Of course, even though I was never caught, my mom was always convinced that I was on the computer surfing for porn. I'd be playing diablo, and she'd be like "what's all that porn".

Even more embarrassing was when my dad found a stash of porn on the computer, confronted me about it and realized it was actually his...

I've also walked in on my sister and a guy in my living room multiple times (I don't sit on our couches anymore). I have no clue why she wasn't in her friggin room.

And college is all about walking in on people or getting walked in on. The best was once, I left my room for like 5 minutes, and come back to my roommate and his girlfriend having sex. It got to the point where when I walked in on them, I stopped being embarrased. I would say hi, get a soda from the fridge, check my email and then leave. Of course this happened after like the 10th or 12th time.

Hahaha do they just continue what they are doing while your checking your email?

I have my computer's hard drive encrypted. If I get hit by a bus, then nobody's going to be getting at my stuff. I'm more worried about my AIM logs then anything, really.

Um... ok

One time my dad KIND OF caught me jakcing off over a picture of Shirley Manson.

I mean, I was completely under the covers of my bed, so he couldnt see shit, but I guess he probably might have guessed what I was doing. It was pretty humiliating!

Oh man, thats damn hilarious. :lol:

Actually.... Here's one from just this afternoon...

I come home from work, and I'm ready for a good "release". I go down the hall to my room, and fire up the ol Titty Board, and some off the wayside variety, And I've got my pants unzipped, my unit out and I'm ready to go at it, and then here comes Ma, wanting to talk about the day she's had...

Well, I thought she was gone for the afternoon or something, and just left the bedroom door unlocked, so I'm "free" to do what I want.

So I'm sitting with my back to her, and while she's talking, I'm gingerly trying to put my stuff away so she has no idea what was going on. Luckily I had a big baggy shirt on so that hid most of what was about to happen.

Kinda embarrassing....

That's life I guess...