Butterface
 

Has anyone gone out or had sex with a butterface (i.e incredible body but butt ugly face)? I always wondered what it would be like especially during sex. Put a bag over her head? :eek:

I haven't experienced a "butterface". The women I've slept with have been rather good looking, in my opinion. I'm not talking uber-super-model looks, but average to friggin' hot. Looks (For me, anyway) don't bother me sexually. (Unless she had goatse for a face or something.)

Well, if it was one of those one-timer thing. Then it's about the body, not the face...

If it's about a relationship, then you got a problem...

But in my case, all the chicks I've been fukin with are hot.

ya
didn't know it till the next day... lol, I know this sounds far fetched, but I was with 2 girls at the same time... both smok'n bodys, but their faces... uh, ya

Surprisingly, I've never slept with an ugly girl--which in itself is an incredible accomplishment coz Im not exactly that great looking.

my sister calls them "brown baggers" as in you'd have to put a bag over their face. but my sister has never slept with one, she just uses the term to be judgemental.

Yeah, that's me.
Brownbagger all the way.

:hmm:

Girl...you must be jokin...I've SEEN your pic ;)

Brown bag??? Dammit, I used a PLASTIC bag... I was wondering why she wasn't breathing or moving by the end...

okay, this left the relm of funny and useful a few posts ago.

Clean it up guys...

I dated a girl in HS who had a butter face. Her body was smokin' (small, athletic build... oh, those thighs... smooth, muscular... nice tits that just fit perfectly into your hands... perfect little bubble-butt. She was built like Britney, but more toned). I'd go over to her house before her mom got home, and we'd bump uglies for hours on end.

BUT-HER-FACE... not so good :( Seriously, I couldn't stand looking at her. And she had bad breath to boot. Just kissing her was a nightmare. We dated because she would get me high all the time, and she worked at Baskin-Robbins. It was perfect.

Yeah... I couldnt do that, baskin robbins or not.

I dont think I'd go that low. :crazy:

i havnt been with any girls i would call butterfaces... but i would figure it would involve more doggy and face away positions more then normal...

The face is usually the first thing I look at. Even if a girl has a perfect 10 body, I won't even look if her face isn't right.

Oh thats bullshit, i too have seen your pic

You should, you may be pleasantly surprised. One girl I knew was very homely but had a killer body. She was a great fuck and she knew it. Top 3 for sure.

What if the situation's reversed?

Butterbody...

You guys all talk about girls, But, I've seen alot more guys with nice bodies and a face that was stopping trucks

Last New Years I slept with a girl who had a slamming body, but a pretty beat up face (acne). The sex was good, and I didn't honestly mind her face, but what really turned me off was her hair. She dyed it blond and just touching it, it felt so dead and brittle and lifeless. I never hit it a second night. She would seriously have been ten times hotter if she just let her hair color return naturally and grew it out a little.

I've got two examples.... In HS, I date a girl that wasn't quite ugly, or pretty, but everyone thought she was a butterface. Didn't phase me. Then, I had a one night stand with a girl with a killer bod. Somehow, she got my number, called me, wrote me a letter(this was in 92), so I went to see her again, this time sober, and AHHHHHH. Man did I regret that.

They all look good in the dark

I was at a party once, and there was this girl who was just stunning. Everybody looked at her and talked about how hot she was. I was getting turned on by her too... she wasn't ugly in any way, and had a great body. Then she came to stand next to me and really, I mean really, put the moves on me... she wanted me bad! We sat down and she took my hand and told me all sorts of things... I'm thinking... wow... then the party ended, and we walked away together. We ended up in a door opening, kissing and touching each other. I had me hands down her blouse and everything, damn those breasts were nice!
But then I felt something that turned me off. She kinda had stubble! I mean, not huge greay shadowy stubble, but enough to feel it. For a moment I had to stop and think... hey, wait a minute... but there was no adam's apple... phew... and her breasts were pretty darn real. Anyway, I ended up *not* sleeping with this stubbled goddess, while everybody thought that I did... when they had seen us leave together. I didn't tell them about her chin, or anything at all.
I just couldn't...

:thumbsup:

I've done it once before. Not only was she a butter face but she had a voice not that different from mine. Which was just horrifying when we were in bed together. I couldn't understand how a girl with such a heavenly body could have a voice so absolutely horrid. I got over it for a while but it haunted me daily during the latter portion of our relationship. Needless to say, she and i aren't together anymore, but it wasn't her face or voice that ended it. It was her lying ways. Go figure.

For me, it would have to be a pretty ugly face. I find all sorts of women attractive. I'll sometimes comment on how I find a woman attractive (my wife is okay with this btw), and she will say something like "but her face is asymmetrical". It is all in how you approach it. Now, I can only say that I have ever dated one woman who had a pretty good body but the face wasn't very good at all. I wouldn't close the deal as I never felt attracted enough. I'm sure the same goes with girls looking at guys, but it seems to me that more women get past looks and go for the personality more than guys do.

All depends on how the rest is packaged. For instance, there is a bartender in a bar near my work who is an absolute Butter....but she dresses hot, so I could easily overlook it...nice legs and always showing a little belly...

I have never been with a butterface, but I have been with a butterbody heh.

I hit it a few times. I just couldn't comprehend how such a pretty perfect 10 face could be attached to such a horrid body.

We've always said "she's a buttaface" as in, "Everything looks good buttaface".


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