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tritium · 12-04-2003, 11:08 AM

Just got back from the university pool where I happened to see a few of my female friends. There was one girl there whose name is Emily that I know from a few classes -- she's totally smoking beautiful. Great personality the whole thing...

She's in a bikini and as we're talking ... I notice, in my peripheral vision, what appeared to be the camel toe from hell.

I figured she might want to do something about it (I'd tried not to notice or appear as if I was looking at it by making eye contact that she reciprocated.) so I told her that I was going to go get a towel [for me] and then come back. When I returned, she still had the same situation... as I was returning, I glanced down before she knew I was approaching and saw that she definitely had a cameltoe going on.

What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don't care?

It was mind strain to keep from showing my "interests" from showing up through my suit.

Quickedit: Her suit wasn't particularly tight or small. It wasn't intended to be that way, I'm fairly certain...

Quickedit #2: I didn't mean to imply that I was getting a towel for her. That was for me.

That read like I was getting it for her.

Sho Nuff · 12-04-2003, 11:12 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

tritium · 12-04-2003, 11:24 AM

In all seriousness though ... it was a deep one. Without generalizing, I can't understand how a woman wouldn't know or care in the same way that I wouldn't want an erection showing through my suit... unless she's into exhibition, but I highly doubt it.

Back to my original questions: What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don' care?

taliendo · 12-04-2003, 11:29 AM

That is hilarious!

The year that I spent at the dorms there was this basketball player who walked around with cameltoe half the fucking year. She would wear those thin little cotton shorts everywhere, with her beaver sticking out clear as day. The bad part was, she was a basketball player, and about 6'5 ish -- trust me, it brings everything closer to your line of sight.

PS maybe she was hoping that you'd notice?

aurigus · 12-04-2003, 11:29 AM

I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....

tec-9-7 · 12-04-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by aurigus
I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....

Wouldn't it be at least as obvious as a mild wedgie?

tritium · 12-04-2003, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by aurigus
I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....

She's totally sweet and I think anything exhibitionist would be totally beyond her. Of course, I might just think that because I think she's totally awesome as a woman and a person.

I wouldn't dare make her feel uncomfortable though. Maybe I'd make the jokes with someone else, but who would want her to stop? I, certainly, don't. lol!

Evil Milkman · 12-04-2003, 11:36 AM

Man, I'm with you. That's weird and hysterically funny all at the same time!

The thing is, when I get a wedgie, I always know it. So, accordingly, wouldn't it be the same for a chick? She could be an exhibitionist, indeed.

rogue49 · 12-04-2003, 11:40 AM

Sometimes it's not our ours to worry or wonder
Sometimes it's ours only to behold.

Hey, you tried and unless you want to tell her,
enjoy.

phyzix525 · 12-04-2003, 01:41 PM

gotcha, I have heard it differently before.

Evil Milkman · 12-04-2003, 01:44 PM

phyzix525,

Camel toe is when a girl wears clothing that is so tight around her pelvic region that you can literally see the vagina lips outlined through the clothing. It's nice if said girl is hot...

Averett · 12-04-2003, 01:44 PM

She probably didn't want to err.. adjust... in front of you. I dunno....

phyzix.... In non-crude terms, a camel toe is sort of a wedige for a girl. In the front. Get it? (edit-And what the Evil Milkman said

)

There was a skit on Conan O'Brien staring Camel Toe Annie. I still haven't recovered from seeing that.

strcrssd · 12-04-2003, 01:47 PM

Girls: any response? I would also assume that this would be obvious, but I don't have that equipment?

I'd honestly like to hear from y'all.

phyzix525 · 12-04-2003, 01:49 PM

shit you all are fast, I rethought what I posted and tried to edit but was too late. heh heh I just had to reread it a few times and I go the message. ahh me living in oblivion.

Averett · 12-04-2003, 01:50 PM

Well, I just responded

I've never been in that sorta situation. That I know of anyway! It's an awkward thing to adjust. Its happened while I was swimming or whatever, and you just sorta fix it.

Guys think nothing of adjusting themselves all the time. Girls tend to be more discrete.

I guess I dont really have much of an repsonse.

phyzix525 · 12-04-2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Averett
Guys think nothing of adjusting themselves all the time. Girls tend to be more discrete.

yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh

Sparhawk · 12-04-2003, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by phyzix525
yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh

hahaha...

Women wear thongs too, and those are basically perma-wedgies, so it doesn't surprise me that someone wouldn't realize it.

cas305 · 12-04-2003, 02:13 PM

You should of asked her if you could remove it with your teeth.... or maybe not. I don't know about you guys but a cameltoe really drives me crazy. If I would of been there she might of fixed it when I pulled out my camera and starting shooting.

suviko · 12-04-2003, 02:14 PM

Well, I'd say I'd feel it if that happened. Or would hope so...

lurkette · 12-04-2003, 02:19 PM

I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time

rufgti · 12-04-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by lurkette
I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time

lol...now, now, don't be doing that....

arch13 · 12-04-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by lurkette
I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time

tell us how that goes Lurkette

I think you'll need ratbastid to judge if it's an appropriate camel toe.

*Nikki* · 12-04-2003, 06:23 PM

Who cares??? It is a part of the body like any other.

I could care less if I had that problem in a bathing suit. They are tight fitting and very form fitting when wet.

It's really not a big deal.

raeanna74 · 12-04-2003, 06:36 PM

I have noticed it if it's exceptionally tight. In a swimsuit I think it wouldn't be as uncomfortable because the material is a lot more stretchy and thinner than some other clothes.

Also a lot of people on first introduction kindof think of me as more of the prudish type because of my strict religious background and religious degree. I am quite the exhibitionish around the right audience though. She migh be one without you even realizing it.

Glad you got to enjoy this girl though.

SabrinaFair · 12-04-2003, 07:41 PM

OK, totally off subject but I have a great story relating to camel toes...

There's this really dumb girl I know named Kathleen. And when I say Kathleen is dumb, I mean I'm suprised she's survived to adulthood. But anyway, one night when she was hanging with some friends of mine, she turns to her boyfriend and said, "God, Chris, you have camel toes!" Everyone asked her to explain what she meant and she said, "Isn't that where you have one toe that's really big?" That's what she actually thought people were talking about when they refered to "camel toes"

So anyway...I can usually feel a "frontal wedgie", but maybe she just didn't notice, or didn't feel like picking in in public. Swimsuits can be a bitch.

silent_jay · 12-04-2003, 10:10 PM

that is really funny thanks for sharing this story

onodrim · 12-04-2003, 10:54 PM

Well, speaking from my experince, I can never actually feel if I have camel toe or not. However, many times I'll walk past a mirror when I'm wearing little cotton shorts to bed, and notice that I do have it.

It really doesn't bother me, its gonna happen, there's nothing I can do about it, so I generally just don't think about it. If I notice it, I'll adjust, but I don't let it get to me all that much.

suviko · 12-05-2003, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by SabrinaFair
OK, totally off subject but I have a great story relating to camel toes...

My ex-bf has been working in Dubai as a consult for company building gsm- & internet-infrastructure there. He gets a lot of lame jokes about that. One day at IRC, I greet him by saying somethinga long the lines of "Hey but isn't that the man between the dunes? Seen any camel toes lately?" My friend, a well figured blonde girl goes "Oi but camels are so cute! And the toes are so strange, I'd like to see 'em from close." So I dug up some pics from the web and explained the toe thing to her and told her to look again what she just said on the channel... :P

lady · 12-05-2003, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by phyzix525
yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh

Tritium - gotta keep an eye on the "sweet & innocent ones". they'll surprise ya sometimes

and... i'd definately feel it.

Bloodslick · 12-05-2003, 06:17 AM

lady and raeanna74 are right. It's the innocent girls that sneak under your radar.

Or, as others have said, she could have just been too shy to start pulling fabric away from her labia while you were there watching. Though you DID leave to get the towel, giving her an opportunity . . . .

I think she either didn't care, or cared and wanted you to view.

Jam · 12-07-2003, 02:26 AM

i just saw a picture of britney spears in a red catsuit (oops i did it again) with a camel toe :O... :O

hellasnow · 12-08-2003, 01:15 PM

hahahhah thats awesome

maybe they don't care cause it is just going to go right back into the same place so they just leave it alone? donno tho

Arrion · 12-08-2003, 01:23 PM

It definitely adds to the flirting experience, I know a girl in a bathing suit with a camel toe will ALWAYS get my attention.

White Cluster · 12-08-2003, 01:49 PM

hah.....maybe she just can't HELP it...maybe it happens so often and its like a wedgie....sometimes you want to get rid of it, but you can't because it looks fucking awkward.
So.....

louiedog · 12-08-2003, 05:26 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet....

http://www.cameltoe.org/

Dwarf020 · 12-08-2003, 07:32 PM

wow white cluster, that's a great icon for this forum

skysooner · 12-08-2003, 08:34 PM

Camel toe is sexy in a sleazy way.

tritium · 12-08-2003, 11:33 PM

Never really heard back from many females as to whether or not a cameltoe is something that can be easily felt...

bukaki22 · 12-09-2003, 11:02 AM

next time take a pic

sillygirl · 12-09-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phyzix525
yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh

My boyfriend's done that to me. And yes, I shrieked. And jumped. And a lot of people looked. I just don't tell him anymore. lol

As for the original question. Most of the time I feel it. I usually wear shorts over my swimsuit, so that typically doesn't happen when I'm swimming. If it does, no one knows...

12-04-2003, 11:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Camel toe Just got back from the university pool where I happened to see a few of my female friends. There was one girl there whose name is Emily that I know from a few classes -- she's totally smoking beautiful. Great personality the whole thing... She's in a bikini and as we're talking ... I notice, in my peripheral vision, what appeared to be the camel toe from hell. I figured she might want to do something about it (I'd tried not to notice or appear as if I was looking at it by making eye contact that she reciprocated.) so I told her that I was going to go get a towel [for me] and then come back. When I returned, she still had the same situation... as I was returning, I glanced down before she knew I was approaching and saw that she definitely had a cameltoe going on. What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don't care? It was mind strain to keep from showing my "interests" from showing up through my suit. Quickedit: Her suit wasn't particularly tight or small. It wasn't intended to be that way, I'm fairly certain... Quickedit #2: I didn't mean to imply that I was getting a towel for her. That was for me. That read like I was getting it for her. __________________ Blah. Last edited by tritium; 12-04-2003 at 11:35 AM..

12-04-2003, 11:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	HAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-04-2003, 11:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	In all seriousness though ... it was a deep one. Without generalizing, I can't understand how a woman wouldn't know or care in the same way that I wouldn't want an erection showing through my suit... unless she's into exhibition, but I highly doubt it. Back to my original questions: What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don' care? __________________ Blah.

12-04-2003, 11:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
taliendo Insane Location: an indelible crawl through the gutters	That is hilarious! The year that I spent at the dorms there was this basketball player who walked around with cameltoe half the fucking year. She would wear those thin little cotton shorts everywhere, with her beaver sticking out clear as day. The bad part was, she was a basketball player, and about 6'5 ish -- trust me, it brings everything closer to your line of sight. PS maybe she was hoping that you'd notice? __________________ -LIFE IS ABSURD-

12-04-2003, 01:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
phyzix525 Psycho Location: Broken Arrow, OK	gotcha, I have heard it differently before. __________________ It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time Last edited by phyzix525; 12-04-2003 at 01:45 PM..

12-04-2003, 11:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it Of course, maybe she meant it too....

12-04-2003, 11:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Man, I'm with you. That's weird and hysterically funny all at the same time! The thing is, when I get a wedgie, I always know it. So, accordingly, wouldn't it be the same for a chick? She could be an exhibitionist, indeed.

12-04-2003, 11:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Sometimes it's not our ours to worry or wonder Sometimes it's ours only to behold. Hey, you tried and unless you want to tell her, enjoy.

12-04-2003, 01:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	phyzix525, Camel toe is when a girl wears clothing that is so tight around her pelvic region that you can literally see the vagina lips outlined through the clothing. It's nice if said girl is hot...

12-04-2003, 01:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	She probably didn't want to err.. adjust... in front of you. I dunno.... phyzix.... In non-crude terms, a camel toe is sort of a wedige for a girl. In the front. Get it? (edit-And what the Evil Milkman said ) There was a skit on Conan O'Brien staring Camel Toe Annie. I still haven't recovered from seeing that. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

12-04-2003, 01:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
strcrssd Insane Location: Rio Grande Valley, Texas	Girls: any response? I would also assume that this would be obvious, but I don't have that equipment? I'd honestly like to hear from y'all. __________________ "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

12-04-2003, 01:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
phyzix525 Psycho Location: Broken Arrow, OK	shit you all are fast, I rethought what I posted and tried to edit but was too late. heh heh I just had to reread it a few times and I go the message. ahh me living in oblivion. __________________ It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time

12-04-2003, 01:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Well, I just responded I've never been in that sorta situation. That I know of anyway! It's an awkward thing to adjust. Its happened while I was swimming or whatever, and you just sorta fix it. Guys think nothing of adjusting themselves all the time. Girls tend to be more discrete. I guess I dont really have much of an repsonse. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

12-04-2003, 02:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
cas305 Insane Location: Indiana	You should of asked her if you could remove it with your teeth.... or maybe not. I don't know about you guys but a cameltoe really drives me crazy. If I would of been there she might of fixed it when I pulled out my camera and starting shooting.

12-04-2003, 02:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Well, I'd say I'd feel it if that happened. Or would hope so...

12-04-2003, 02:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

12-04-2003, 06:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Who cares??? It is a part of the body like any other. I could care less if I had that problem in a bathing suit. They are tight fitting and very form fitting when wet. It's really not a big deal.

12-04-2003, 06:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	I have noticed it if it's exceptionally tight. In a swimsuit I think it wouldn't be as uncomfortable because the material is a lot more stretchy and thinner than some other clothes. Also a lot of people on first introduction kindof think of me as more of the prudish type because of my strict religious background and religious degree. I am quite the exhibitionish around the right audience though. She migh be one without you even realizing it. Glad you got to enjoy this girl though. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

12-04-2003, 07:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	OK, totally off subject but I have a great story relating to camel toes... There's this really dumb girl I know named Kathleen. And when I say Kathleen is dumb, I mean I'm suprised she's survived to adulthood. But anyway, one night when she was hanging with some friends of mine, she turns to her boyfriend and said, "God, Chris, you have camel toes!" Everyone asked her to explain what she meant and she said, "Isn't that where you have one toe that's really big?" That's what she actually thought people were talking about when they refered to "camel toes" So anyway...I can usually feel a "frontal wedgie", but maybe she just didn't notice, or didn't feel like picking in in public. Swimsuits can be a bitch. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

12-04-2003, 10:10 PM	#26 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	that is really funny thanks for sharing this story __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

12-04-2003, 10:54 PM	#27 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	Well, speaking from my experince, I can never actually feel if I have camel toe or not. However, many times I'll walk past a mirror when I'm wearing little cotton shorts to bed, and notice that I do have it. It really doesn't bother me, its gonna happen, there's nothing I can do about it, so I generally just don't think about it. If I notice it, I'll adjust, but I don't let it get to me all that much. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

12-05-2003, 06:17 AM	#30 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	lady and raeanna74 are right. It's the innocent girls that sneak under your radar. Or, as others have said, she could have just been too shy to start pulling fabric away from her labia while you were there watching. Though you DID leave to get the towel, giving her an opportunity . . . . I think she either didn't care, or cared and wanted you to view.

12-07-2003, 02:26 AM	#31 (permalink)
Jam Junkie	i just saw a picture of britney spears in a red catsuit (oops i did it again) with a camel toe :O... :O

12-08-2003, 01:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
hellasnow Insane	hahahhah thats awesome maybe they don't care cause it is just going to go right back into the same place so they just leave it alone? donno tho __________________ "when life looks like easy street..... theres danger at your door." (JG)

12-08-2003, 01:23 PM	#33 (permalink)
Arrion Upright	It definitely adds to the flirting experience, I know a girl in a bathing suit with a camel toe will ALWAYS get my attention. __________________ I think I am. Therefore I am. I think

12-08-2003, 01:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
White Cluster Addict	hah.....maybe she just can't HELP it...maybe it happens so often and its like a wedgie....sometimes you want to get rid of it, but you can't because it looks fucking awkward. So.....

12-08-2003, 05:26 PM	#35 (permalink)
louiedog Crazy	I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet.... http://www.cameltoe.org/

12-08-2003, 07:32 PM	#36 (permalink)
Dwarf020 Tilted	wow white cluster, that's a great icon for this forum

12-08-2003, 08:34 PM	#37 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Camel toe is sexy in a sleazy way.

12-08-2003, 11:33 PM	#38 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Never really heard back from many females as to whether or not a cameltoe is something that can be easily felt... __________________ Blah.

12-09-2003, 11:02 AM	#39 (permalink)
bukaki22 Tilted	next time take a pic