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Old 12-04-2003, 11:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just got back from the university pool where I happened to see a few of my female friends. There was one girl there whose name is Emily that I know from a few classes -- she's totally smoking beautiful. Great personality the whole thing...

She's in a bikini and as we're talking ... I notice, in my peripheral vision, what appeared to be the camel toe from hell.

I figured she might want to do something about it (I'd tried not to notice or appear as if I was looking at it by making eye contact that she reciprocated.) so I told her that I was going to go get a towel [for me] and then come back. When I returned, she still had the same situation... as I was returning, I glanced down before she knew I was approaching and saw that she definitely had a cameltoe going on.

What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don't care?

It was mind strain to keep from showing my "interests" from showing up through my suit.

Quickedit: Her suit wasn't particularly tight or small. It wasn't intended to be that way, I'm fairly certain...

Quickedit #2: I didn't mean to imply that I was getting a towel for her. That was for me. That read like I was getting it for her.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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In all seriousness though ... it was a deep one. Without generalizing, I can't understand how a woman wouldn't know or care in the same way that I wouldn't want an erection showing through my suit... unless she's into exhibition, but I highly doubt it.

Back to my original questions: What's the deal? Can women not feel that when it happens? Don' care?
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That is hilarious!

The year that I spent at the dorms there was this basketball player who walked around with cameltoe half the fucking year. She would wear those thin little cotton shorts everywhere, with her beaver sticking out clear as day. The bad part was, she was a basketball player, and about 6'5 ish -- trust me, it brings everything closer to your line of sight.

PS maybe she was hoping that you'd notice?
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....
Wouldn't it be at least as obvious as a mild wedgie?
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't think it would be as obvious to her as an erection would be to us. I don't know about what kind of girl she is, but maybe if you start making camel toe jokes she will get it

Of course, maybe she meant it too....
She's totally sweet and I think anything exhibitionist would be totally beyond her. Of course, I might just think that because I think she's totally awesome as a woman and a person.

I wouldn't dare make her feel uncomfortable though. Maybe I'd make the jokes with someone else, but who would want her to stop? I, certainly, don't. lol!
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Man, I'm with you. That's weird and hysterically funny all at the same time! The thing is, when I get a wedgie, I always know it. So, accordingly, wouldn't it be the same for a chick? She could be an exhibitionist, indeed.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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gotcha, I have heard it differently before.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Camel toe is when a girl wears clothing that is so tight around her pelvic region that you can literally see the vagina lips outlined through the clothing. It's nice if said girl is hot...
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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She probably didn't want to err.. adjust... in front of you. I dunno....


phyzix.... In non-crude terms, a camel toe is sort of a wedige for a girl. In the front. Get it? (edit-And what the Evil Milkman said )



There was a skit on Conan O'Brien staring Camel Toe Annie. I still haven't recovered from seeing that.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Girls: any response? I would also assume that this would be obvious, but I don't have that equipment?

I'd honestly like to hear from y'all.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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shit you all are fast, I rethought what I posted and tried to edit but was too late. heh heh I just had to reread it a few times and I go the message. ahh me living in oblivion.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Well, I just responded



I've never been in that sorta situation. That I know of anyway! It's an awkward thing to adjust. Its happened while I was swimming or whatever, and you just sorta fix it.

Guys think nothing of adjusting themselves all the time. Girls tend to be more discrete.

I guess I dont really have much of an repsonse.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Guys think nothing of adjusting themselves all the time. Girls tend to be more discrete.
yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh
hahaha...

Women wear thongs too, and those are basically perma-wedgies, so it doesn't surprise me that someone wouldn't realize it.
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You should of asked her if you could remove it with your teeth.... or maybe not. I don't know about you guys but a cameltoe really drives me crazy. If I would of been there she might of fixed it when I pulled out my camera and starting shooting.
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well, I'd say I'd feel it if that happened. Or would hope so...
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time
lol...now, now, don't be doing that....
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Old 12-04-2003, 03:02 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I think I'd notice, but now you've got me wondering...maybe I've had cameltoe at the gym/beach/pool and never noticed. I'll have to give myself a deliberate cameltoe wedgie and see if I feel it, or else I'll be walking around checking all the time

tell us how that goes Lurkette
I think you'll need ratbastid to judge if it's an appropriate camel toe.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:23 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Who cares??? It is a part of the body like any other.

I could care less if I had that problem in a bathing suit. They are tight fitting and very form fitting when wet.

It's really not a big deal.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:36 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I have noticed it if it's exceptionally tight. In a swimsuit I think it wouldn't be as uncomfortable because the material is a lot more stretchy and thinner than some other clothes.

Also a lot of people on first introduction kindof think of me as more of the prudish type because of my strict religious background and religious degree. I am quite the exhibitionish around the right audience though. She migh be one without you even realizing it.

Glad you got to enjoy this girl though.
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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OK, totally off subject but I have a great story relating to camel toes...

There's this really dumb girl I know named Kathleen. And when I say Kathleen is dumb, I mean I'm suprised she's survived to adulthood. But anyway, one night when she was hanging with some friends of mine, she turns to her boyfriend and said, "God, Chris, you have camel toes!" Everyone asked her to explain what she meant and she said, "Isn't that where you have one toe that's really big?" That's what she actually thought people were talking about when they refered to "camel toes"

So anyway...I can usually feel a "frontal wedgie", but maybe she just didn't notice, or didn't feel like picking in in public. Swimsuits can be a bitch.
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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that is really funny thanks for sharing this story
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:54 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Well, speaking from my experince, I can never actually feel if I have camel toe or not. However, many times I'll walk past a mirror when I'm wearing little cotton shorts to bed, and notice that I do have it.
It really doesn't bother me, its gonna happen, there's nothing I can do about it, so I generally just don't think about it. If I notice it, I'll adjust, but I don't let it get to me all that much.
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Old 12-05-2003, 01:04 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OK, totally off subject but I have a great story relating to camel toes...
My ex-bf has been working in Dubai as a consult for company building gsm- & internet-infrastructure there. He gets a lot of lame jokes about that. One day at IRC, I greet him by saying somethinga long the lines of "Hey but isn't that the man between the dunes? Seen any camel toes lately?" My friend, a well figured blonde girl goes "Oi but camels are so cute! And the toes are so strange, I'd like to see 'em from close." So I dug up some pics from the web and explained the toe thing to her and told her to look again what she just said on the channel... :P
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Old 12-05-2003, 01:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh


Tritium - gotta keep an eye on the "sweet & innocent ones". they'll surprise ya sometimes

and... i'd definately feel it.
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Old 12-05-2003, 06:17 AM   #30 (permalink)
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lady and raeanna74 are right. It's the innocent girls that sneak under your radar.

Or, as others have said, she could have just been too shy to start pulling fabric away from her labia while you were there watching. Though you DID leave to get the towel, giving her an opportunity . . . .

I think she either didn't care, or cared and wanted you to view.
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Old 12-07-2003, 02:26 AM   #31 (permalink)
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i just saw a picture of britney spears in a red catsuit (oops i did it again) with a camel toe :O... :O
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:15 PM   #32 (permalink)
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hahahhah thats awesome

maybe they don't care cause it is just going to go right back into the same place so they just leave it alone? donno tho
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:23 PM   #33 (permalink)
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It definitely adds to the flirting experience, I know a girl in a bathing suit with a camel toe will ALWAYS get my attention.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:49 PM   #34 (permalink)
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hah.....maybe she just can't HELP it...maybe it happens so often and its like a wedgie....sometimes you want to get rid of it, but you can't because it looks fucking awkward.
So.....
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet....

http://www.cameltoe.org/
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:32 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Camel toe is sexy in a sleazy way.
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Old 12-08-2003, 11:33 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Never really heard back from many females as to whether or not a cameltoe is something that can be easily felt...
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:02 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:41 AM   #40 (permalink)
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yeah once my wife told me that she had a wedgie when we were at walmart. I told her to fix it and she was ohh not here. So I preceded in sticking my hand down her pants. Nobody would have noticed had she not shreeked. you women shheesh
My boyfriend's done that to me. And yes, I shrieked. And jumped. And a lot of people looked. I just don't tell him anymore. lol

As for the original question. Most of the time I feel it. I usually wear shorts over my swimsuit, so that typically doesn't happen when I'm swimming. If it does, no one knows...
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