phaedrus

All porn should come with a disclaimer, not the standard one warning of adult content, but a disclaimer warning that porn is not real.

The woman bit my balls. After screaming in pain, and getting across the room, I demanded to know how on earth she could think biting my balls would be a good idea? Her answer: well, she saw it in some porn and the guy seemed to enjoy it.

So do any of you have horror stories about the mistakes an inexperienced partner (or you) has made because of porn?

Averett

Awww poor you! And poor girl!!

I've never had such horror stories... Luckly! But I dont think Id ever use my teeth in that area unless the guy said he liked it..

I hope you werent too hard on her

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tikki

wtf kinda porn is she watching!?!??! YOUCH.

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nirol

After she bit him, I seriously doubt he was hard on her for a good while.

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Zorvox

Did you scream like a little girlie ?

gabshu

Maybe she saw ball licking and thought it was bitting?

auch man, hope your balls are alright.

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phaedrus

To be truthful, it was the scrotum, not the testicle, but it still hurt like hell. I wasn't too hard on her, after the initial shock and pain wore off we talked for a bit; she is a good girl, just a bit naive.

Aletheia

Ouch!

Pragma

Ow ow ow, as someone who has (due to sporting incidents) been repeatedly kicked in the balls, I empathize with your pain (though getting bitten? yikes!).

Did she bite down hard?

I guess the good thing about this incident is that you know she watches porn.

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Sleepyjack

haha, good point!

Also, what kind of bite?
nibble, bite, or chew

sub zero

I don't honestly know how I would have reacted to taht...pain horror...disbelief than maybe an attempt at comprehension...

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JStrider

wow...

she musta seen someone getting them sucked on... i like that... but biting would be scary...

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Seaver

Well.... look at the bright side.

A) She likes porn... always better to watch it with a chick than alone.
B) She likes to experiment.

Yeah, sucks that she bit on the wronge part of the body, but dont be too harsh.

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redravin40

sometimes a little pain adds to the experience but it's a good idea to agree on the limits ahead of time.
Maybe if she had asked you.....:0
OK that seems a bite unlikely but you never know.

omega2K4

Wow. I shivered in pain as soon as I read that. Having a girl bite your balls can be pretty good, as long as it is done VERY gently.

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rufgti

Yikes....that story made the boys scrunch up in terror...lol

Like the folks above said, its great that she watches porn and is willing to try things to please you and herself.

Seems like you have a good one there...

BTW, if she gives you a BJ, you know what to say

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herostar

good Idea I guess... I wish my girl would do some stuff randomly that she saw in a porn video.

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analog

hey, i like pain more than the next guy, unless the next guy is i8one2 (you rock), but you have to agree on shit like that in advance. Safety, people, safety!

raeanna74

That's funny. To bad you had to deal with the pain. Just a good example of how important communication is in sex too.

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Holo

Ouch.

I don't like a mouth on my balls at all. In fact I can't even have them thouched unless I'm hard. Dunno why but it makes me kinda queasy and it tickles unless I'm erect. Then she can rub and move them around, but not too rough.

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Jesus Pimp

Maybe you shouldn't of covered them with chocolate.

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absorbentishe

Well, with the whip cream and sprinkles, how could she resist! That sucks, but use it as a learning experience, and go forward to explore your likes and dislikes with her, plus she likes porn!! Yeah!

OFKU0

Did she get a spanking with hot candle wax and rubber gloves for her efforts? If not,opportunity lost!

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rsl12

i think a gentle bite might have been ok. i will ask my gf to try.

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Pragma

rsl12: You are indeed a braver man than I. After reading this thread, if I ever see my girlfriend bare her teeth while in the general vicinity of my balls, I'm going to start screaming for her to get away.

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water_boy1999

Ahhhhhh....nuthin better than having a lady place a testicle in her mouth and suck on it like it was a Tootsie Pop!!! But damn!!!! To bite one of the boys is like child abuse!

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White Cluster

I think the problem here is stupidity

Derwood

Guess that's how a woman feels every time a guy pulls it out and squirts his cum all over her face:

Girl: "What the fuck did you do that for?"

Guy: "dunno...saw it on porn"

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Iliftrocks

Ya gotta try new things every once in a while......

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Bloodslick

Exactly. I know my girlfriend would smack the end of my dick so hard . . . . .

phaedrus

That is too funny.

tenchi069

Of course there are the rare women out there that like that

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sailor

*yelps like a hurt dog and crawls up in the corner*

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Holo

Yeah I see so many facials in porn I have no desire at all to do it IRL. I want to come in a hole-I can come out in the open alone.

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Pragma

I wouldn't at all think that's the problem. Not every girl, contrary to what you may think, knows everything there is to know about sex. The case may very well be that his girlfriend is highly inexperienced about sex (much like mine is) and had no idea what to do, and thought it was a good idea at the time.

There's no need to yell at her for being stupid, but rather just tell her that's not a good thing to do.

ForgottenKnight

OUCH!

Like others have said, at least you know she likes porn and is willing to try new things.

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rzuwik

now, how far do you think your attitude influences what your partner is willing to do?

i got inspired by the 'coming on her face' thought. my gf seems to enjoy it a lot. but then, if it sounds absurd as an activity taken out of context, why does she enjoy it? because i enjoy it?

does it take a special kind of people to enjoy something solely because their partner enjoys it or are we _all_ capable of making our partners do exactly what we want in bed?

tenchi069

I don't think of it as someone special who is doing something they don't want to, nor do I see it as me or my SO making the other do what he/she wants, but rather it is, I want to do everything to/for my fiance and she feels the same way back at me, and for the record there is nothing she has asked of me I just didn't want to do, just never really thought of it, but I love the new knowledge and territory.

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rzuwik

i didn't mean anything else, really. you could rephrase the question as: is it a special thing that you actually want to do things that you wouldn't otherwise (all the background above considered)? is the want to explore a "new territory" something that can be induced? how do you deal with a situation where the idea of what you would like to do doesn't go along with your partner's idea of where they want to go?

the simple answer, of course, is to get over it and appreciate whatever you got, after all you love them. but then you cannot always get over the sense of deprivation. again, you could say easily, just communicate, make sure you are understood, etc. but what happens if you actually come to a point where you know it's not gonna happen and you know that, however irrelevant, it is going to be something you'll perceive as lacking?

tenchi069

the way i feel about this is that if you absolutely cannot give what your SO absolutely cannot live without ( and i dont mean sacrifice, I mean to the point where it would degrade the relationship ) then it becomes a point of incompatibility. Not sure if i confusticated my words or not.

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