DemetriousKaine

yeah my girl friend has always had this funny idea/ thought that my penis/ all in general look strangly familiar.( no she isnt a floosy or slut) it reminded her of those squeeze dolls where you squeeze it and it's ears/eyes pop out. it is really funny, she is so funny some times she will just lay down by my stomach and unzip my pants and play with him then he wakes up and she has fun it is please and funny.

just thought i would get peoples opinions on this, does the penis look like any thing( maybe a differnt childhood toys)?>???

Amarth

Uh, no, but congradulations on getting laid.

sailor

Yeah... I agree. OK, congrats on getting some.

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Zorvox

lol

visotech

lol my gf has a lot of fun with me when i contract my pc muscle so it makes my penis "jump"...she has soo much fun with it lol... Once we were just laying on the bed, and i was hard and pointing straight up, and then there was a shadow on the wall lol that was the funnyest day ever cuz she made a voice for it and everything lol

DemetriousKaine

yeah she loves it when i jump but im still a virgin tyvm

Bloodslick

Why is that?

aurigus

Helllloooooooooo.... la la la

kwoodmex

bwahahaha, oh man, that was a good laugh.

on a side note the "jumping/dancing" thing is always entertaining for some reason for the girls. On another side note, the girl I'm with right now doesn't think my penis reminds her of anything, but she does like to play with it and the boys, sometimes we'll just be watching some TV and next thing i know her hand is down my pants. I don't mind, well cause which guy would mind something like this, but sometimes it is a bit distracting.

raeanna74

I find the "jumping" thing you are speaking of facinating. Hubby gets a chuckle over my enthusiasm. I think part of our facination with it is that we all can move our arms, hands, and feet, but us woman cannot control and move any other part of our body in the same way. It's just plain COOL.

BTW I've done the voice thing too for "him". It just seems to have a life of it's own sometimes I think.

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Jonsgirl

I'll admit to playing with it like a cat toy when my husband makes his jump, but I've never made voices for it.
Maybe I'll try that when I get home. lol
And on the topic:
No, a penis looks like....well, a penis.

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Arrion

heheh, it would work for me

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hobo

She must be the coolest girlfriend ever!

Rubyee

Strangley, peni (plural for penis?) have always reminded me of Stretch Armstrong dolls. Don't ask why, but when putting it to thought, it was the first thing that came to mind.

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la petite moi

Peniseseseses look like gigundo earthworms. =D

Boo

This is my rifle, this is my gun (points to penis).
This is for killing, this is for fun.

A penis falls into both categories.

Just be careful not to shoot any rabbits. Unless you want the stick to turn blue.

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gabshu

I love the jumping thing too. Sometimes I try to talk in the voice of the penis, but moskie gets freaked out. It's not THAT weird

I love dick.

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ledzep

hahaha

well my girlfriend plays with mine too. we will just be sitting there, then she will unzip my pants. she loves to shake it around and watch it flop around, she thinks it so funny. ahhh i love her

Shades

Mine refers to it as Super Hero (for reasons I cannot fathom, it does not bend steal nor leap tall buildings), shakes it sometimes (had to get her to go gentler with that), talks to it, and pretends that it talks back to her in a voice only she can hear.

As revenge, I occasionally pretend that her boobs talk to me to, stuff like "Get us out of here! We can't breathe!" and "Shaaaaaaades. Squeeeeze us!"

Keg-o-Grog

hahaaaha, this is hilarious

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hellasnow

haha i make it "jump" for the wife, first time i showed her she was surprised we can do that.

then she always wants to squeeze it and make it squish out the sides of her fingers...lol...but i tell her no it won't work like that and it could hurt so please no...lol

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water_boy1999

This thread is a riot!!!!
This gal I see occasionally likes to watch it dance as well. Right before she gives me head, her face will be down by "Stanley" and I will make it jump and hit her in the chin. Or, she will try to tease it and I will make it jump out of her way. Funniest shit ever!

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anti fishstick

hahahaha this made my day

yes.
i am quite fascinated with penii

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Halx

My girl gets many jokes and amusement from my genitalia.. more power to her.

Mine does more than jump though.. it's a veritable baseball bat when I want it to be.

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gduventree

Now that description certainly conjures some interesting images in my mind...

nanofever

I wouldn't be suprised if Halx is the first grandmaster of the self-defense style known as "Cock-Fu"...

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LOL I wonder what classes for that martial art would be like...

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imperfect_anya

I can't really say what a penis reminds me of bc I don't really quite understand it myself, but I can say that the "jump" is quite funny and it totally surprised me the first tiem one of my ex's did it. But I always got a kick out of it and would ask him to do it. I loved it!

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denim

Isn't the "jump" thing just the male kegal muscles?

Jedbeck

Yes I think it is. At least that is the muscle group I flex to make mine "jump."

My fiancee was sitting on my lap a few years ago, and while she was sitting there I started to make it jump and she was so surprised. She laughs about it now.

denim

So, I wonder if we should exercise them like the ladies do.

Sparhawk

You should. It leads to increased bladder control, especially as you get older in age.

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