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View Poll Results: Masturbation or With Someone Else
"Takin' Myself for a Walk" 15 16.67%
"Team Sports" 75 83.33%
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Old 12-01-2003, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Best Orgasm Ever

So, I was wondering...

Lets look back at the best orgasm you've ever had. Remember that one? When your eyes rolled back in your head and the room started to spin. And when it was all over thought to yourself, "Wow, and I didn't even think I like being tied up."

Remember that. Anyway. Here's the real question. Did you "climax to the max" from masturbation or did someone else lend a helping hand or mouth or... yeah. You understand.

I forgot to tell everypne what mine was. It was the X and I. Fooling around. Right when I came I grabbed her neck and bit down. Needless to say, the taste of blood really helped that night. I blacked-out and when I came to it was a few hours later and I guess I had come like four more times.

She had to wear scarfs for weeks.
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Old 12-01-2003, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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..."team sports" means he helped... right? (feelin' a bit dense tonight)
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Old 12-01-2003, 07:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sex my friend.... it helped that that was the first time we came at the same time, that just added to it so damn much.
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It was a team effort - and what an effort we made. Way to go last weekend!
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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together everyone achieves more
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Just came offstage,got pulled into a bathroom stall,had some chick sucking my cock like never before.

She says"Are you ready to cum." I said yeah. Next thing she is sucking,pulling,humming,deepthroating and swallowing every last drop. It doesn't stop. She keeps going and I cum again about a minute later.

The drummer got the treatment to. Gotta love groupies.
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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batter up!
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Left hand and some lube anybody?
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I voted "Team Sports". When I was about to cum, she got her vibrator and started rubbing it around my balls (The vibration was awesome), right before and during my orgasm, I tried to stretch all the muscles in my body at once, man did it feel fucking GREAT.
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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team sports! sleepy/not awake sex is the best!!
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Fucking and subsequently cumming inside (no condom, mind you) my ex-girlfriend's ass. Best. Orgasm. Ever.
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Team play all the way. Just nothing like a quality hummer, given by an experienced humee, that can enhance and extend the experience.
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Old 12-02-2003, 05:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Jesus, you can remember individual orgasms? Maybe something's wrong with my wetwiring. I'd answer, but I really have no clue. Maybe they've all just been forgettable.
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Old 12-02-2003, 05:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Yay team!
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Old 12-02-2003, 08:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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It's almost always better with a partner. There are times, however, when circumstances necessitate solo time and these are perfectly serviceable. However my desire for more orgasms is almost directly proportional to how much sex the wife and I are having versus masturbation.
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Old 12-02-2003, 09:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Toughie, I've had some seriesly good ones by myself, but.... Nothing better than when my wife really gets into it. I think the best ever was when we first tried a vibe, she was so far off the edge, and her feelings translated into mine, and we both had trouble waking for like 10 minutes. Damn was that awesome!
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Old 12-02-2003, 09:45 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I always like the team aspect.

Remember there is no I in team!
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:22 AM   #19 (permalink)
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may sound silly, but the best big O I had was when my better half said yummy and looked my right in the eyes and smiled before asking me to cum on her. It was very intence.
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I have more consistent orgasms by myself, but the WOW HUMMINA room-spinning ones were with Ratbastid.
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:13 PM   #21 (permalink)
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mine has to be the first time my g/f and I did 69....something about pleasing her and her pleasing me, turned me on alot more plus the fact that she gets turned on by going down on me which turns me on..well it just creates a long never ending change of elevating the horniness....plus the angle was awesome.
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:37 PM   #22 (permalink)
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There was no option for "team sport/solo"... Im a condom wearing puller outer. Very paranoid a pregnancy. So, after a session of doggy style with an ex, I pulled out and proceeded to finish the job myself. After all was said and done I found myself lying on the floor at the foot of her bed in a dazed quivering mess. Then she did the sweetest thing by coming down to me for a post coital cuddle... The physical sensations seriously lasted a few minutes.
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Im about the team play...call me a team player!!

Best orgasm was having sex with GF, her first time
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Yay! Best was anally with my Lover with a finger in the front. Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy...!!! XD
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Yay! Best was anally with my Lover with a finger in the front. Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy...!!! XD
Oooh, that sounds good. Wish I'd had one of those.
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've had some pretty good ones, but nothing as mind blowing as what the guy who wrote the thread has had. One time I cam so much I hit myself in the face like 4 times, that was kinda disgusting afterwards though
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Mine was done solo. I was actually high on marijuana (for some reason I get reeeeaally horny when I'm high). Also when high all my nerves endings are on tippee toes and I'm super sensative. Anyway I actually began by orgasming over and over and over without ejaculating. So much that it wore me out. Kind of like a woman who stops you because she can't take it anymore. So anyway I slowed down for a few minutes and then finally brought myself up to the big climax and literally had a "scrape me off the ceiling" orgasm with ejaculation that lasted for over 60 seconds. Count sixty seconds. Whoa. Only happened one time. Must have been some good weed.

Edit: Drugs are bad. Don't try this at home
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:36 PM   #28 (permalink)
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team - no doubt about it. Though I have to say, the best orgasm is always either the last one or the next one.
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:51 AM   #29 (permalink)
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With my wife in the shower, it was hot and steamy and breathing all that hot steam and holding my breath party made me dizzy and nearly fell over. Standings good, but hard on your legs.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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o i like the team playing, this is for sure!

sometime, there are three on the team and this is superior! the orgasm is to be death!@
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:58 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Re: Best Orgasm Ever

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Remember that one? When your eyes rolled back in your head and the room started to spin. And when it was all over thought to yourself, "Wow, and I didn't even think I like being tied up."
I want one like that

Team play is the best play, I like giving hand jobs in the shower and then being given a shower head treatment.... oh the days when I was still getting laid...
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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once i was with a fuck buddy and we fucked for like an hour, she came like 6 times, and when i came, my body shut down down and i must have had a damn goofy look on my face
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Old 12-05-2003, 11:49 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Any orgasm with my fiancee is the best. Whenever I have to do the deed myself it is always just something to tide me over til later.
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:29 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:13 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Oooh, that sounds good. Wish I'd had one of those.
It was...my legs were jello-y afterwards.. Hahahahaha!
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Old 12-05-2003, 06:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Best O ever happened in the hot tub the other night actually. The wife was beat and I was raging so as we sat naked in the hot tub in the back yard I put my dic in front of the water jet. Now I had major wood and the jets pressure on the head of my dic was really getting me off. The wife gets out and goes in the house. She walks out with a lubed vibe in her hand and asks me to stand up. I do as she says and she shove it all the way up my ass and tells me to enjoy the jets now. A minute later I was gone. I almost passed out with pleasure. She helped me out and I feel asleep instantly. Man my wife is great.
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