ratbastid

Yesterday at about 10:00am, one of my colleages came into my office and said, "Naked girl behind you. Nice rack." And then walked out of my office.

I puzzled about this for a second, and then turned around. To my surprise, in the apartment complex across the back yard of our office building, in a top-floor window, was a naked girl, standing at a computer desk. Looked like she was scanning something. She had chin-length curly brown hair and big, full tits.

Eventually she sat down topless at the computer and did some more work. Needless to say, it was a VERY unproductive half hour around our office, as our 100% male staff enjoyed the show.

This morning, many of my guys are getting sore necks from turning around to see if she's back.

How about you? When have you seen something you weren't (or maybe were!) supposed to see?

rogue49

Of course,
but I'm just a dirty old man.

However, considering I get turned on by almost anything a woman does,
her revealing something she normally wouldn't, will definately do it.

Being tall, I get more than fair share of peeks of lovely nipplage.

Charlatan

I can't say that I wouldn't spend time looking at a naked woman in a voyueuristic manner...

There have been a few times where I have been presented with access to a view not meant to be afforded me...

The best was when a roommate let a firend sleep over in my bed. I was supposed to be away for the weekend but had returned early. It was late and when I entered my room there was a completely naked woman sleeping in my bed... it was a hot summer evening and she had kicked off most of the covers.

I stood there for awhile, she kept sleeping, before I tiptoed out and closed the door behind me... I slept on the couch.

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Pragma

That's the situation where you just climb into bed with her and claim, in the morning, you were so tired you just climbed into bed without noticing her.

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dogzilla

I was in San Diego about 20 years ago for some training. A woman who was there wore a dress that was open to her navel and no bra. She wasn't doing anything to keep the guys she was with, including myself, get a peek.

Second time was when I was hiking down a trail to the ocean in California. There as a small secluded beach with a couple women swimming topless.

water_boy1999

When I was a kid I had a few experiences of where I shouldn't have been peeking. My mom is a professional seamstress and has a business run out of my folks home. She would bring in her clientele to try on clothes so she could fit them. Well, she would close the door to her sewing room, but there was an open window outside in the alley. At night, when it is difficult to see out a dark window, I would creep around the side of the house to catch a glimpse of the ladies changing in the room. I was surprised to see so many ladies without undies too....what a gift for a young man growing up.

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RHix613

All great stories, I'm still waiting for my "opportunity". I guess I'm just not paying close enough attention to the people around me.

mystmarimatt

the window in my bedroom at home faces behind our house to like 3 houses around us. in one lives a gir only about a year younger than me. more than a few times she's changed in front of the window, hehe.

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Dale

I have always been on the look-out for opportunities. I have been awarded many times. Yes, I am a dirty old man too.

sailor

Or drunk

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Arrion

I guess the best I've seen is chicks in mini skirts who forget they're wearing mini skirts

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Mupwah

In college we were walking past the girls dorm and saw a bathroom window open. A girl was taking a shower. We stood and watched the whole show start to finish. Also we were unloading a keg at our house which was behind another girls dorm and looked up and saw a girl getting ready to go out. we sat down and watched her get naked and dressed. Best yet- summer 2002 Lake of the ozarks party cove naked girls everywhere. We were partying on a house boat and these girls next to us were having sex with their guys and each other. At one point two girls came up top and put on a muff diving exhibition.

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insidious_machinae

Jesus you guys are lucky.

The best "voyer" I ever had was some drunk chick at a lake trying to flash my family and I, and she was too drunk to get the padding lifted up anyway. Keep in mind I'm the youngest in the family, and I was 16 at the time.

obelix

sometimes escalator rides provide a bit of a view if you're at the bottom and the short skirt is near the top

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guthmund

My step fathers niece lived with us for while. She was 17 and of no relation. She would get home late either from working or partying and would take long baths.

Our bathroom had poor ventilation so it always got extremely hot in there. So, on occasion I would sneak out on the back deck and hang out by the bathroom window she inevitably cracked.

There was only a small crack to look through and you didn't see much unless you were lucky, but it was enough for a very determined 14 year old to take advantage of.

I love voyeurism and I'm always on the lookout for an inadvertant glimpse of something that I shouldn't be seeing.

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Stargazer01

Lucky bastards, all of you. I'm still on the lookout as well!

Jaseca

The best I've got is a mid 30s professor(decent looking) walking up the stairs, this was the day we found out she didn't wear panties.

Bloodslick

I've been on several camping trips with women who have nothing better to do than drink and flash the goods. It's fun.

Harshaw

I walked past my roommate's door while he was having sex with his girlfriend. She was on top, and he was hidden by his desk so all I could see was her arching her back and her pretty nice rack. The problem is, by this time I hated both of them so much, it pretty much killed any joy I got.

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abelak

My friend, joy the show and sell some tickets!

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rocinante2003

Short but true story of my DOH! experience.

Many years ago, when i was around 15, me and a friend were walking home from a music festival. We decided to take a short cut through the local woods. We heard some rustling and took a look. We were both shocked to see two young ladies making out, a pure dream for 2 horny young guys. Unfortunately, we were also not the brightest bulbs in the box, and my buddy yelled whoa, or some other burst of stupidness, and they stopped what they were doing, turned and gave us a glare. We both pooped our pants and run away like silly stupid dumb dorks.

Why he had to make a noise I dont know.

100% true story.

vonstalhein

I think seeing things you're not supposed to is by far more fun that seeing what you are. Although i have yet to catch a ladeeee unawares, i go through life looking for what i can't, rather than what i should see. So far, i've been rewarded by many lamp-posts, shortly i'll get lucky!!

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feelgood

When I was staying with a friend. I was playing on his computer in his mom room while he went out to get snacks. She came in and got changed, the whole time I was playing Wolf3d, there was a naked MILF behind me...

Jeez, talk about choosing between gaming and chicks...those were the times...

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ratbastid

Yeaaaah, but I always like the little fantasy that she's showing me ON PURPOSE.

I'm too young to be a dirty old man. Guess that makes me a dirty young man...

vonstalhein

hahaha...i like the fantasy that one day i'll get shown anything. I'm too young to be dirty...How old are ya Rat?

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G_Whiz

I've had several opportunities for viewing. Based on the posts so far, I've broken three of them into the categories I've seen above.

1) As a teenager, we had a neighbor whose wife was drop-dead gorgeous. She was also pretty open-minded. They had no kids, but sort of adopted me for the summer. They took me camping and waterskiing. One time while we were swimming, I turned around to see her stand up and lose her bikini top. She just smiled at me at tucked her titties back into the top. Later, I watched her getting ready for bed. She had a great body and I'm convinced the show was unintentional.

2) I worked in the banking industry for about 5 years. At one branch I hired a teller who was a young single woman who had previously worked as a bartender. She had been on the job for about a month when she started wearing leather micro-miniskirts to work. I don't think she ever learned how to pick things up without bending over at the waist. I got great views when her station was in front of my desk (as was normal procedure with a new teller). She wore panties, but they were very sheer. I finally had to fire her because she kept doing it in front of customers (the women complained). She had a great body and I can't believe that she was totally unaware of the show she was giving.

3) The last one was totally intentional and blew me away. When I left the banks, I went to work in insurance sales. I recruited a woman who had been a manager in one of the branches that I oversaw. She was a gorgeous woman with a great personality. The funny thing is that I had never thought of her sexually while working with her in the bank. I never got any peeks because she dressed very conservatively. She showed up for the interview at the insurance office in a see-through blouse without a bra. I'll just say that she didn't need a bra and all of the guys in the office agreed. Unfortunately, she decided not to come to work in the insurance business. It's probably just as well because I had enough trouble making money in that job anyway.

Over the years, there have been plenty of opportunities for viewing. These were three of the best. But given the opportunity, I'll look again.

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wrongfullyaccuzd

Apologies to the thread starter, but I have to remove my comment, as it was posted by someone else under my name.

bscox00

I still remember 6th grade - i was in a social studies class and a girl bent was bent over a table writing on something. She wasn't wearing a bra and i saw everything. The only problem she looked up and caught me. Gave me a dirty look and straigtened up. Oh well.

teamkiwi

I cant help myself trying to sneak a peek at a bit of cleavage. Im jelous of all of your experiences but im still very much on the lookout for my own.

slimshaydee

today's chicks wear some skimpy clothes u can't help catching a look. I've seen heaps of chicks not wearing bras, and twice I've seen chicks at the top of the elevator with short skirts and no panties. My gf would kill me if she saw me looking

Mephisto2

Haha... ditto.

The only experiences I have are from parties where girls put on shows deliberately. It's amazing what free coke will do for some hot chics...

Ah... thanks for the mammeries... erm, memories.

Mr Mephisto

uv7piy

I have also had several experiences, some good, so scary.

The first was when I worked for an insurance company in NYC. We were in a scary part of town and across the street was a notorious hooker hotel. There wasn't much action during the day, but there was this one crack whore that would be naked all day and would occassionally comb the lice out of her out the window with her saggy tits flopping around.

The second was when I worked for an insurance company in Chicago. I was on the 55th floor across from the Sears tower. Once (only) a woman walked into a side room and hiked her dress up over her head to smooth out her underwear. Hot body, but a bit too far away to see much.

The third and still the best time I've had a work. I worked for a clothing retailer. On the way back from getting coffee, I walked past the typical conference room with a bunch of middle aged, middle managers sitting around the table. They were reviewing new dresses that this model was wearing. Just as I passed the room, she ducked behind a partition that was set up. I could see behind the partition through the crack in the door. She would strip off the dress to change into another one. Topless and a tiny white thong. I stayed as long as I could without getting noticed. I also went for coffee every 10 minutes for the next 2 years.

Stuff like this is what keeps me working, but I can retire anytime having achieve the pinnacle of workplace nudity with that fashion model.

Jonsgirl

On a related note....

One night my husband (then BF) and I were having sex. At some point, our neighbors came out on their porch and started watching us through our window. One went back inside to make popcorn, while the other ran 2 houses down to see if our other friends wanted to watch.

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santafe5000

It is amazing what you can see just walking around the grocery store, Walmart, or the mall. Sometimes i think the women know whats going on and dress for the occassion. If they didn't want you to look thru the window at them, they would draw the curtains. It's a fun game.

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DEI37

There's a lady across the way that's like that. She changes in front of open curtains quite a bit. I've seen the top half of her numerous times...we're on a lower lever...she's on a 2nd story. Nice looking woman, too. Long legs, tall, nice hair. She is nice to talk to, besides looking nice. Sometimes I just wonder if she is hoping I'm watching.

On another note, if my wife and I saw a hottie on an escalator with a short skirt and no panties...she'd try to get her to come home with us for a good time!

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tdoc

Had two good ones:

1 When I was in college I couldn't fall asleep one night till 3 am and I looked out the window (3rd floor) and there was acouple starting to make out in the pool. Her top came off and after a while both of her feet were over the guys shoulder. I was about 75 feet away and couldn't see alot of detail.

2 My across the street neighbors left their shades open and lights on one night. They were both really athletic and put on quite a show.

Poyzun_Ivy

The best kind!

Being the girl that I am, I'm notorious for intentionally doing those kinds of things to guys. I'll use any excuse to catch one staring at my cleavage, or even get them the opportunity to touch my breasts for no apparent reason.

At a party just the other night, two of my friends and I were standing around in the kitchen talking about how some water-bras are really convincing and all that. My one friend has almost no breasts and was wearing a padded bra. The other has almost no breasts and was wearing a water-bra. Mine are all na-tu-ral boobs, and often more than a handful. So we called one of our drunk male friends into the room and had him test each set of breasts to figure out which ones were the most real. He says to my friends, "You two have very, very nice bras... Heathyr? You have a very nice set of breasts." Then he goes, "Hi!" and waves to my boyfriend, who was standing ominously behind me.

I like to do it to a lot of my guy friends back home... when I know I'm going out with certain ones, I make sure I'm wearing a low-cut top and a bra that doesn't cover up anything at the top.

I'm so mean.

-+ Ivy +-

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White Cluster

When I was in France I stayed at this hotel onlooking many others...and there were about 4 couples with their windows unobstructed that were going at it.....that was fun needless to say.

la petite moi

I would always feel a little embarassed if I saw someone in their intimate moment...Though I'm sure it would turn me on a little, if it were two good-looking people.

la petite moi

OMG, are you sure they didn't just do that to make you uncomfortable?