Giltwist

How come everyone catches glimpses of members of the opposite sex? Drat my terrible luck. My neighbors have a swimming pool, and the kids are two and four years younger than me. Back when the kids were too young to think it creepy, say the eldest was 14ish, the family would go skinny dipping, as the pool is fenced pretty well. However there is one gap that happens to point right into my back porch where the steps up to the deck are. One day, I am sitting out back and I catch the older boy's backside as he gets out of the pool to dive back in. Bummer. No pun intended but maybe that is where we get the term? lol

ratbastid

And yet we love you so much!

Sparhawk

Wouldn't it be great if you were gay, and anytime you had a voyeuristic urge all you had to do is go to the gym's locker room?

It's not fair.

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triad

Lemme think back to the first time i saw something,

I must of been like 12 years old and at sleepaway camp and the hottest girl in camp, probably 17 or 18 years old was in the infermary lying down on a bench taking a nap wearing an extreamly low cut shirt. My friend and I went in for something i don't remember and we were told to sit down on the same bench. About a minut later my freind nudged me and pointed, and we could see everything...

Needless to say, everyone in our group "felt sick" at one point duing that day... lol

wow that was a while ago...

TheBrit

What I really really need is the power to become invisible. Really need. Wonder if that should go on my Christmas list.

REALLY need!

sub zero

Once during my college years, we were throwing a party at the house I used to live at. It was already pretty late and I'm looking outside and around the street trying to get away from all the cigarette smoke.
I look up and see a girl and some guy starting to go at it from the window of their house. I wasn't the only one so there was a little group that formed before the thier lights went out and we couldn't see anymore :-/

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anitra

i used to live on cheesman park in denver. my apartment overlooked the park. i was looking out the window and saw a couple making love. i watched and watched. i happened to look down and there was homeless man in the bushes also watching. we both watched until the couple was through. when i looked down at the man in the bushes he was looking up at me. i felt totally repulsed by him. i thought, you creep hiding in the bushes and watching. then as we looked at each other i had total recognition of myself in him. i don't know if many of you know about the shadow sides of ourselves, parts we can't accept in us so we are outraged in others when we see it. it was a true shadow recognition moment.

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steveincolumbus

The best experiance of this type is one night when my fiancee's cousin was staying at our place for a few days, she was 19 a virgin and not too bad looking. I walked into our living room where I find her setting at the computer desk with her shirt pulled up, and her shorts about half way to her knees as she was going to town fingering herself while talking to someone online....

Sp0rAdiC

When I was about 17, my dad's girlfriend's son's girlfriend was showering in our house, and the way the house was designed there was a vent in the ceiling of the downstairs bathroom and it led to the upstairs bathroom. So she was in there, and I was thinking about it, and then i realized... "Hey, i could sneak a peek if i wanted..." So i did, and it was nice, but i couldnt get the courage to watch for more than a few seconds.

Rubyee

I have seen tons of things. Of course, most are of the same sex.

There were the countless all girl showers we would have to take on our youth group trips while camping or going cross country.

However, I (am so devilish) love the chances I get to be a voyeur myself. I will never wear underwear with short skirts, and though I always wear bras (I might fall over if I didn't) I love showing clevage. Just trying to help you guys out.

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BigBob234

Oh, Rubyee, how I wish you were **anywhere** near me!

I love the voyeur thing, and yet, I've never had any instance of seeing the real thing. Upskirt pics just don't do it for me.
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Craven Morehead

While in college, lived in a house with three other guys. At one of our many parties I walked into the bedroom of one of the guys that lived with me to find a couple screwing on his bed. A few other people were there, we all sat on the floor and watched. We had all been drinking, obviously. Was pretty funny actually, especially since the guy was good friend and we got to give him shit about it for weeks.

kutulu

I always like it when I'm eating lunch and there is a girl in a short skirt in the dining area. I'll make sure I get a strategic position to maximize my viewing pleasure without having to look like I'm peeking at her. Underwear shots are the best.

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Slauncha Man

When I was in middle school and the girls were just starting to sprout breasts and look good, I used to love the days where there were volleyball games. They would all wear skirts and, when sitting across from me in class, put on quite the show under the desk.

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Dale Kemp

What I wonder, and can't fully understand, is why women feel that its creepy and disgusting for a guy to look at a women's charms. Especially if its their fella. It's not just jealousy, they think it's sick.

But guys get a physical pleasure from seeing a woman in a sexual way. We don't have to touch her, or want her. Just see her. And girls, many of them at least, like to be noticed. They wear show off clothing, and sometimes they flash or change in front of a window. But they still think that a guy who looks at their show is a creap. I wish some woman could help me understand this? It always seems like a dichotomy to me.

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BigBob234

I always have the worst luck:

We'll be eating lunch and my co-worker/friend will say, "Dude, check THAT out!" I look over and--too late. The beautiful girl turns to the side. Then he says, "You have the worst luck."

No shit, Sherlock.

ruggerp11

Rubyee us and our blue balls thank you!


The best I have is when I was living in the dorm freshman year my roomate used to have his gf sleep over all the time. Well one night I went to sleep and then heard some one leave (well Jayson used to take 45 minute showers) and I looked at the door which had a full length mirror on it and there she is in all her big beautiful breasted glory compltetly topless. I was upset because I knew my gf would be mad at me (I have a terrible conscience and had to tell her) but if it had been now I would have watched until I heard him coming back.

I've seen flashers and had other chances but that is the most spontanious one!

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ruggerp11

I've always wanted to catch a friend or someone having sex somewhere and just stand up and clap when they collapse on each other.

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SparklingDot

I was at a concert the other night and there were these two girls (had to be jailbait) in cutoff skirts that must have been made out of cutoff shorts. Sure they were wearing bathing suits underneath, but that doesn't make it any better than if they had only been wearing panties. At least they wore something. My BF and I just laughed.

I usually try to mess with my BF. I love to catch him looking at me when he thinks he's being sly about it.

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dogzilla

I don't know if these count, but in addition to what I posted last year, I've seen many topless women and some nude at Woodstock '94, Woodstock '99, three Ozzfest concerts, beaches in Aruba and in France, and finally in Jamaica when my wife booked us next to the Hedonism resort by mistake.

Redlemon

I had a good one this weekend at a pool. It was a classic 'woman in untied bikini' sunbathing, who was startled by a very large flying bug. She sat up, swatting at it, and took about 5 seconds to realize that she was no longer covered. The breasts weren't all that much to see, but it was fun anyway.

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Reese

I have a few stories to tell.

We have 3 tanning beds so there are alot of visitors during in the Spring. I was in the back getting something and one of the tanners walked out of the room topless because she needed some towels to clean the bed. She just went on by like she didn't even notice me...

Another time, I was getting my hair cut and the barber/stylist(whatever she's called) was wearing a button up shirt that had the top 3-4 buttons undone showing some cleavege, She kept bending over the cut my hair, I had no where else to look, I kept trying to look away, but she kept straightening me up so she could cut...

Oh yah, how could I forget this one... My sister had a few friends over one night and the power went out. I got up to find a candle and lighter and as I turned a corner with my arms extended feeling my way though the darkness my sister's friend walked into my path and both my hands cupped her breasts. About a year later, she was over during a storm again and she said "I hope the power goes out." She kinda glanced at me when she said it, but I don't really know if she was referencing that, It's fun to think about though, heck, I was only 13 and she was 17-18.. :P

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Flyguy

I've come to the conclusion that most if not all women are hypocrites in regard to this issue.

Dawson70

The best ever for me......was when my oldest sister was in college, she stayed in an all female dorm. She is 5 years my senior, so I was about 14 years old. While I was visiting her at her dorm one day, I was secretly snuck into her room. Of course she went to class and I was left alone in the room. I was told to stay put and not make any sound or let anyone see me. This was torture, because all the bathrooms on her floor where for females only. I snuck into the bathroom (about 4 doors down) and hurried into one of the stalls. The crack on the stall door was facing the showers. Needless to say, I stayed in the stall for almost 2 hours, while girls came in and out to use the shower. It was frickin great and I still smile when I think back to those days. Eventually my sister had to come look for me and found me in the stall. She was pretty pissed, but hey....it was all worth it!.
SIDENOTE: I was never invited to go back after that

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DEI37

LOL...I was starting to get a little nervous about you talking about your sister there, Dawson!

[Jerry Seinfeld voice]Not that there's anything WRONG with that![/Jerry Seinfeld voice]

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IMSA

I’ve got a good one!

Years ago when I was in high school (since torn down), I was a 16 year old student assistant to the swimming coach. In the ‘lobby area’ between the pool and locker rooms were 2 counter areas, the women’s side and the men’s side, where people coming out of the locker rooms would give me their basket holding their clothes and valuables to lock up while they were in the pool. One day while checking in a student’s basket on the women’s side, I noticed that there was a full length mirror just inside the entry to the women’s locker room that looked directly into the shower area! Needless to say, I suddenly knew very intimate details about girls who wouldn’t give me the time of day. You know, the 17 and 18 year olds that only dated older guys and guys already out of high school. I knew who wore padded bras and those who didn’t need to, who were natural blonds and who were not, and so on. I could hardly walk down the hall keeping a straight face when seeing some of the girls. Problem was, I couldn’t tell a soul about my good fortune for if I did, I would have been in a lot of trouble!

IMSA

snoop

Saw a young girl (20ish) last week who was wearing a skirt that was just too big, every 3/4 steps she took the thing slid down exposing her thong/gstring . . she kept pulling it up and it kept sliding down . . . . I kept hoping she'd forget for a minute and show some more . . no luck . . .

Always on the look out

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beejay

Apartment complexes are the best voyeur spots ever! I have always lived on the top floor or as close as I could get. This usually gives you access to a good 6 or 8 apartment windows across from you. A little patience and determination will usually net you quite a bit of skin!

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orphen

stilll looking *sniff* why hasn't this kinda thing happened to me yet? ?

Delirious

I will never forgot this one time me and a buddy were hanging out on South Beach, Miami. This beautiful blonde Pamela Anderson looking girl comes up and lays her towel down somewhat near us. We are both like whoa this chick is amazing. All of a sudden without warning her top comes off and these huge beautiful meat puppets flop out. We were both trying hard not to look at her as she scampered into the water. We waited a good while for her to come out but unfortunately we had to leave before she did.

sashime76

I was 8 or 9 when a family moved into the house behind us. The back of our houses faced each other so my bedroom was opposite of the other house's, so was the bathroom upstairs. The new family had 3 or 4 girls, all high school or college age. Two of them share one bedroom across from mine.

Often they would come home and go straight to their room to change, usually before getting inside the room they were semi-topless. Of course I caught more than a few glimpses because my desk was facing the back window, directly looking into their room. On a few occasions I would catch them running from the bathroom to the bedroom naked - completely! Only I was too young to really appreciate what I had seen.

fallenangel

If i know i'm going out clubbing or something fun like that, i won't wear underwear (more liberating and fun anyway), Or my roommate's got me in the habit of wearing a bra less frequently. *shrugs* it's the inner exhibition in me.

And for the record, I <3 Changing rooms anyway

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Never seen anything. But I'm still young..

Trisk

Well...if a girl just convieniently forgets to close the curtain when shes taking a shower/changing, she probably does want attention and she shouldn't be offended by it.
But...if a girl is walking around in a short skirt because she likes the style and men are falling over trying to get a glance up it, the girl should be offended. As much as everyone likes to think girls are just big teases and show-offs, some people really just dress for the fashion - not to put a huge sign saying "VAGINA!" on their foreheads.

But you're right. If they change in front of a window, they shouldn't be offended. And they definately shouldn't get mad at their SO for admiring their body. Then again, there is a time and place for everything. If I'm trying to have a real conversation with my bf and he's just drooling over my breasts 24/7 instead of listening to me, I'll get pretty annoyed.

I've said this before and I'll say it again - girls do like to be admired but there's a way to do it. If you glance at us a few times, perhaps flash a smile, you still get some type of viewing pleasure and the girl will be flattered. But if you stand around drooling and stick your eyes to her breasts, she'll think you're a creep. It's just unseemly.

However...if you can peek up skirts and down shirts discreetly, more power to you



...anyway, to get back on topic...sometimes I'll start changing or getting ready for a shower and then realize the curtains are opened. I don't get worked up over it or anything but I usually check to see if anyone was watching me when I go to close the curtains. I've never seen anyone. I'm not sure what I'd do if I did.

aphroditeskiss1

I'm sure I've unknowingly given younger kids alot of chances to see me naked or in my undies around the house. My backyard is right across an ally from an elementary school. Sometimes, especially right when school starts, I'll be walking around in nothing and then realize that the blinds are open and the kids can see me if they look over. One time when this happened, I saw this boy, who was in about 5th grade, just staring with his jaw on the ground. I waved and he ran away faster than I would have figured he could run... oops...

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StephenSa

Couple of things. Once I was out on the balcony of my apatment late at night when a truck pulled in. A girl got out of the passenger side laughing and was completly naked. Then the driver got out and they went inside. Weird.
I used to run camera at sporting events. At a lot of these events when we weren't broadcasting (commercial breaks, etc) the director would have the camera guys scan the stands looking for girls in short skirts and the like and have us zoom in for panty (and sometimes not!) shots. All good fun.

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Sargeman

As a sophomore in high school a friend of mine came up and started to talk to me and some of my friends sitting at a table in the cafeteria in the morning trying to finish our home work. Back in junior high she always told me that she hated wearing bras. Now in high school I could see how much she hated them.

She bent over to talk to us and was wearing a low cut sweater..... Let's say that we didn't get to finish our homework and we kept asking her questions that had nothing to do with nothing. Very nice boobs in all their glory that she had!

Also about a week ago I go where my sister works to get a haircut and she tells me that this other girl just got a boob job. So as my hair is dying, I have a lot of gray hair, I go and talk to the other girl. We get to talking about her new boobs so I ask her if I can feel them. She looks at me and says sure. Only problem is that she had to wear a strap so I didn't get a good feel. Just was curious how they felt compared to natural breasts. She did say that when they lowered and looked more natural I could feel them again. SCORE!!

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