Very strange orgasm... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Menoman · 11-23-2003, 04:16 PM

Ok this is very weird. I'm not worried about it or anything its just the weirdest thing.

I went to applebee's and I ate their bourbon steak skillet, I really stuffed myself and I refuse to use public restrooms to drop a load into. So I'm holding it for like maybe 20 minutes. By the time I'm like 3 blocks from my house I feel a cramp start and its pretty harsh, it happened twice.

The third time it happened it wasnt quite a cramp but it felt really, funny, even slightly good. The next thing I know(And I'm not touching myself in anyway I have both hands on the steering wheel.) I just creamed in my pants, I swear I had an orgasm just sitting doing NOTHING. It was kinda embarassing so I didnt say anything to my g/f and when I got her home I said I wasn't feeling well and went home.

I got my pants off at home and it was definatly an orgasm. WTF?! Never happened to me before and very strange, I am guessing it had something to do with pressure on my prostate or something. I donno though.

supersix2 · 11-23-2003, 04:23 PM

Man, that Applebee's Bourbon steak must be some good stuff. I might have to try that.

Menoman · 11-23-2003, 04:26 PM

yeah I'm not gonna complain, I may go back tomorow!!!

Rubyee · 11-23-2003, 04:33 PM

It probably is something to do with pressure on the prostrate. I know that I have sometimes woken up doing kegels in my sleep, which have led to tiny orgasms. But what do I know, I don't have a penis.

SecretMethod70 · 11-23-2003, 05:17 PM

what the hell....that's really weird (and pretty funny too heh heh).

I'm guessing, like others, that it was due to pressure on your prostate. Can't say I've ever heard of that happening before though.

Oopsfix · 11-23-2003, 05:33 PM

You crapped your pants while driving? How did your girlfriend not smell it?

VitaminH · 11-23-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Oopsfix
You crapped your pants while driving? How did your girlfriend not smell it?

He said creamed not crapped...

Going to concur with the others with the pressure on your prostate. Kinda like how when you've got to pee really bad and you finally get to go it can be pretty pleasureful, thats from relieving all that pressure from your prostate.

Anyone seen road trip? I find that part at the sperm bank where the 'nurse' milks the guys prostate somewhat funny...

sprocket · 11-23-2003, 05:53 PM

I see a new marketting campaign in the works for Applebees...

KazronVZ · 11-23-2003, 07:54 PM

hahaha meno that's hilarious tho

motdakasha · 11-23-2003, 08:01 PM

The feces in your intestines put pressure on your prostate which caused an orgasm.

Sledge · 11-23-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
The feces in your intestines put pressure on your prostate which caused an orgasm.

Most of those words should never go together in one sentence.

Ow, my sex drive.

Menoman · 11-23-2003, 09:33 PM

I figured that people would enjoy this story! I must spread the word on my new sex acts!! lol

stickyrice · 11-23-2003, 10:09 PM

ahahahahaah! i was in such a bad mood until I read this story! HAAHA oh man.

WarWagon · 11-23-2003, 10:29 PM

Thats one problem I wish I had. I'd be creaming 3 times a day minimum!

Chuckles · 11-23-2003, 10:44 PM

come to apple bee's, and have our delicious "Cream Your Jean!" steaks! only 9.99...
lol oh man, the possibilities

Corneo · 11-23-2003, 11:19 PM

Oh man. That is pretty funny, you manage to cream in your pants without doing anything other then holding a load.

Sfaker · 11-23-2003, 11:49 PM

So you're saying for random orgasms, never take a crap... Sweet.

hu-man · 11-24-2003, 12:49 AM

I'm gonna try this! I'll never crap again! I'll be KING of orgasms! Anal prostate hold-back crap orgasms here I come!

Steenoob · 11-24-2003, 01:11 AM

Ug, I can see it now.

"New technique has couples taking Imodium for instant orgasms"

yournamehere · 11-24-2003, 08:38 AM

Thanks for the insider info - I am now investing all my money into Applebee's stock and cork futures.

Flesh · 11-24-2003, 10:21 AM

that's odd. when I don't take a shit for a week my stomach hurts , yet you orgasm. go figure

nirol · 11-24-2003, 06:07 PM

OK Sledge, you said it all, now get off my wavelength.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sledge
Most of those words should never go together in one sentence.

Ow, my sex drive.

Jesus Malverde · 11-24-2003, 06:33 PM

This is probably why I feel really good after I poop, its probably like a sexual experience hahaha.

wilbjammin · 11-24-2003, 07:36 PM

Ack! I have a cold and reading this thread put me into a laughing/coughing fit. Ouch! hahaha!

Oh, I just can't wait for the day that this happens to me, I'll want it memorialized forever on my tombstone:

"Here lies Will

He had a damned good steak
Aug 23, 2007
A day never to be forgotten
Amen."

wannabenakid247 · 11-25-2003, 06:30 AM

That is such a cool story

aurigus · 11-26-2003, 11:57 AM

Had to chime in here, thats one of the funniest things I ever read. I agree with the above explanations on why it happened.

I almost exploded with laughter, and I'm here at work trying to keep quiet.

Oh, did I mention this is my first post

Soggybagel · 11-26-2003, 12:02 PM

To quote When Harry Met Sally, "I'll have what she's having"...or ni this case what you were having

Seriously though that is crazy weird...and at least though you were able to just go home. Imagine if you were taking some test or sitting in a job interview.

Pragma · 11-26-2003, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by aurigus
Oh, did I mention this is my first post

Welcome to TFP! I hope you enjoy the board as much as the rest of us do. It's a great place and we're all thankful to Halx for keeping it running.

omega2K4 · 11-27-2003, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sledge
Most of those words should never go together in one sentence.

Ow, my sex drive.

The shit in your gut rubbed your man g-spot. Any better?

Man, I need to get me one of those steaks.

perth1 · 11-27-2003, 04:15 AM

OMG, i wish.... i soooo wish....

Johnny Rotten · 11-28-2003, 12:32 AM

The first three posts in this thread made my day. Brilliant!

analog · 11-29-2003, 01:50 AM

Did you get the leftovers to take home?

"Baby, instead of ecstacy tonight, we're gonna fuck on Bourbon Steak Skillet"

wilbjammin · 01-24-2004, 02:03 PM

It has been a long time since anyone has posted on this thread, and I must pay homage to it. I still think back to this and get a laugh. I still tell my friends about this and they love it.

Thanks for this great thread.

SAM821 · 01-24-2004, 02:35 PM

WOW... thats all i can say about that... never would have that that to be a possibility

sillygirl · 01-24-2004, 02:40 PM

That story had me crying because I was laughing so hard!

Ace_O_Spades · 01-24-2004, 03:56 PM

This thread brightened my dull day, Thank you so much for sharing, i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard.

And i wish we had applebee's where I lived, so i could go try this steak.

ariekitten · 01-24-2004, 11:07 PM

whoa man that sounds really cool! i wish i could get orgasms from just sitting there doing nothing.....or from a really good steak....i am very fond of meat hehehehehe

that's a hilarious story. you should be glad your repro sys works so well!

mbchills · 01-24-2004, 11:33 PM

hahaha ohman thats hilarious

i gotta try that steak

Paq · 01-24-2004, 11:37 PM

i believe you qualify for "Most Anal Retentive"

deriving pleasure from withholding bowel movements...

But wow...

and yeah, i don't think i could 'drop a load' in public bathroom,

SpoilSport · 01-25-2004, 08:33 PM

OMFG, I am just adding to the appreciation posts here, but damn, I sprayed coffee all over the monitor and it got worse the further into the thread I went.

I'm still going to Applebee's to get me some of that steak come this Friday, though. (no pun intended)

11-23-2003, 04:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rubyee I'm baaaaack!	It probably is something to do with pressure on the prostrate. I know that I have sometimes woken up doing kegels in my sleep, which have led to tiny orgasms. But what do I know, I don't have a penis. __________________ You don't know from fun.

11-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	what the hell....that's really weird (and pretty funny too heh heh). I'm guessing, like others, that it was due to pressure on your prostate. Can't say I've ever heard of that happening before though. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

11-23-2003, 05:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
sprocket Psycho Location: In transit	I see a new marketting campaign in the works for Applebees... __________________ Remember, wherever you go... there you are.

11-23-2003, 08:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	The feces in your intestines put pressure on your prostate which caused an orgasm. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

11-23-2003, 10:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
stickyrice Crazy	ahahahahaah! i was in such a bad mood until I read this story! HAAHA oh man. __________________ Can't think of anything to say....

11-23-2003, 04:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
supersix2 Insane Location: Houston	Man, that Applebee's Bourbon steak must be some good stuff. I might have to try that.

11-23-2003, 05:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Oopsfix Banned	You crapped your pants while driving? How did your girlfriend not smell it?

11-23-2003, 07:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
KazronVZ Banned	hahaha meno that's hilarious tho

11-23-2003, 10:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Thats one problem I wish I had. I'd be creaming 3 times a day minimum!

11-23-2003, 10:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	come to apple bee's, and have our delicious "Cream Your Jean!" steaks! only 9.99... lol oh man, the possibilities

11-23-2003, 11:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	Oh man. That is pretty funny, you manage to cream in your pants without doing anything other then holding a load.

11-23-2003, 11:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sfaker Upright	So you're saying for random orgasms, never take a crap... Sweet.

11-24-2003, 12:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	I'm gonna try this! I'll never crap again! I'll be KING of orgasms! Anal prostate hold-back crap orgasms here I come!

11-24-2003, 01:11 AM	#19 (permalink)
Steenoob Upright	Ug, I can see it now. "New technique has couples taking Imodium for instant orgasms" __________________ YUM!

11-24-2003, 08:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Thanks for the insider info - I am now investing all my money into Applebee's stock and cork futures. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

11-25-2003, 06:30 AM	#25 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	That is such a cool story

11-24-2003, 10:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	that's odd. when I don't take a shit for a week my stomach hurts , yet you orgasm. go figure

11-24-2003, 06:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	This is probably why I feel really good after I poop, its probably like a sexual experience hahaha. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

11-24-2003, 07:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
wilbjammin * * *	Ack! I have a cold and reading this thread put me into a laughing/coughing fit. Ouch! hahaha! Oh, I just can't wait for the day that this happens to me, I'll want it memorialized forever on my tombstone: "Here lies Will He had a damned good steak Aug 23, 2007 A day never to be forgotten Amen." __________________ Innominate.

11-26-2003, 11:57 AM	#26 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	Had to chime in here, thats one of the funniest things I ever read. I agree with the above explanations on why it happened. I almost exploded with laughter, and I'm here at work trying to keep quiet. Oh, did I mention this is my first post

11-26-2003, 12:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
Soggybagel Psycho Location: Lovely City #1	To quote When Harry Met Sally, "I'll have what she's having"...or ni this case what you were having Seriously though that is crazy weird...and at least though you were able to just go home. Imagine if you were taking some test or sitting in a job interview.

11-27-2003, 04:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
perth1 Crazy	OMG, i wish.... i soooo wish....

11-28-2003, 12:32 AM	#31 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	The first three posts in this thread made my day. Brilliant! __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

11-29-2003, 01:50 AM	#32 (permalink)
analog Banned	Did you get the leftovers to take home? "Baby, instead of ecstacy tonight, we're gonna fuck on Bourbon Steak Skillet"

01-24-2004, 02:03 PM	#33 (permalink)
wilbjammin * * *	It has been a long time since anyone has posted on this thread, and I must pay homage to it. I still think back to this and get a laugh. I still tell my friends about this and they love it. Thanks for this great thread. __________________ Innominate.

01-24-2004, 02:35 PM	#34 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	WOW... thats all i can say about that... never would have that that to be a possibility

01-24-2004, 02:40 PM	#35 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	That story had me crying because I was laughing so hard! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-24-2004, 03:56 PM	#36 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	This thread brightened my dull day, Thank you so much for sharing, i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard. And i wish we had applebee's where I lived, so i could go try this steak. __________________ Feh.

01-24-2004, 11:07 PM	#37 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	whoa man that sounds really cool! i wish i could get orgasms from just sitting there doing nothing.....or from a really good steak....i am very fond of meat hehehehehe that's a hilarious story. you should be glad your repro sys works so well! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

01-24-2004, 11:33 PM	#38 (permalink)
mbchills Insane Location: NJ	hahaha ohman thats hilarious i gotta try that steak __________________ rawr.

01-24-2004, 11:37 PM	#39 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	i believe you qualify for "Most Anal Retentive" deriving pleasure from withholding bowel movements... But wow... and yeah, i don't think i could 'drop a load' in public bathroom, __________________ Live. Chris

01-25-2004, 08:33 PM	#40 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	OMFG, I am just adding to the appreciation posts here, but damn, I sprayed coffee all over the monitor and it got worse the further into the thread I went. I'm still going to Applebee's to get me some of that steak come this Friday, though. (no pun intended)