Very strange orgasm...
 

Ok this is very weird. I'm not worried about it or anything its just the weirdest thing.

I went to applebee's and I ate their bourbon steak skillet, I really stuffed myself and I refuse to use public restrooms to drop a load into. So I'm holding it for like maybe 20 minutes. By the time I'm like 3 blocks from my house I feel a cramp start and its pretty harsh, it happened twice.

The third time it happened it wasnt quite a cramp but it felt really, funny, even slightly good. The next thing I know(And I'm not touching myself in anyway I have both hands on the steering wheel.) I just creamed in my pants, I swear I had an orgasm just sitting doing NOTHING. It was kinda embarassing so I didnt say anything to my g/f and when I got her home I said I wasn't feeling well and went home.

I got my pants off at home and it was definatly an orgasm. WTF?! Never happened to me before and very strange, I am guessing it had something to do with pressure on my prostate or something. I donno though.

Man, that Applebee's Bourbon steak must be some good stuff. I might have to try that.

yeah I'm not gonna complain, I may go back tomorow!!!

It probably is something to do with pressure on the prostrate. I know that I have sometimes woken up doing kegels in my sleep, which have led to tiny orgasms. But what do I know, I don't have a penis.

what the hell....that's really weird (and pretty funny too heh heh).

I'm guessing, like others, that it was due to pressure on your prostate. Can't say I've ever heard of that happening before though. :)

You crapped your pants while driving? How did your girlfriend not smell it?

He said creamed not crapped...


Going to concur with the others with the pressure on your prostate. Kinda like how when you've got to pee really bad and you finally get to go it can be pretty pleasureful, thats from relieving all that pressure from your prostate.

Anyone seen road trip? I find that part at the sperm bank where the 'nurse' milks the guys prostate somewhat funny...

I see a new marketting campaign in the works for Applebees...

hahaha meno that's hilarious tho

The feces in your intestines put pressure on your prostate which caused an orgasm.

Most of those words should never go together in one sentence.

Ow, my sex drive.

I figured that people would enjoy this story! I must spread the word on my new sex acts!! lol :)

ahahahahaah! i was in such a bad mood until I read this story! HAAHA oh man.

Thats one problem I wish I had. I'd be creaming 3 times a day minimum! ;)

come to apple bee's, and have our delicious "Cream Your Jean!" steaks! only 9.99...
lol oh man, the possibilities

Oh man. That is pretty funny, you manage to cream in your pants without doing anything other then holding a load.

So you're saying for random orgasms, never take a crap... Sweet.

I'm gonna try this! I'll never crap again! I'll be KING of orgasms! Anal prostate hold-back crap orgasms here I come!

Ug, I can see it now.

"New technique has couples taking Imodium for instant orgasms"

Thanks for the insider info - I am now investing all my money into Applebee's stock and cork futures.

that's odd. when I don't take a shit for a week my stomach hurts , yet you orgasm. go figure :p

OK Sledge, you said it all, now get off my wavelength.

This is probably why I feel really good after I poop, its probably like a sexual experience hahaha.

Ack! I have a cold and reading this thread put me into a laughing/coughing fit. Ouch! hahaha!

Oh, I just can't wait for the day that this happens to me, I'll want it memorialized forever on my tombstone:

"Here lies Will

He had a damned good steak
Aug 23, 2007
A day never to be forgotten
Amen."

That is such a cool story :lol:

Had to chime in here, thats one of the funniest things I ever read. I agree with the above explanations on why it happened.

I almost exploded with laughter, and I'm here at work trying to keep quiet.

Oh, did I mention this is my first post :D

To quote When Harry Met Sally, "I'll have what she's having"...or ni this case what you were having :) Seriously though that is crazy weird...and at least though you were able to just go home. Imagine if you were taking some test or sitting in a job interview.

Welcome to TFP! I hope you enjoy the board as much as the rest of us do. It's a great place and we're all thankful to Halx for keeping it running.

The shit in your gut rubbed your man g-spot. Any better?

Man, I need to get me one of those steaks.

OMG, i wish.... i soooo wish....

The first three posts in this thread made my day. Brilliant! :D

Did you get the leftovers to take home?

"Baby, instead of ecstacy tonight, we're gonna fuck on Bourbon Steak Skillet"

It has been a long time since anyone has posted on this thread, and I must pay homage to it. I still think back to this and get a laugh. I still tell my friends about this and they love it.

Thanks for this great thread.

WOW... thats all i can say about that... never would have that that to be a possibility

That story had me crying because I was laughing so hard! :lol:

This thread brightened my dull day, Thank you so much for sharing, i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard.

And i wish we had applebee's where I lived, so i could go try this steak.

whoa man that sounds really cool! i wish i could get orgasms from just sitting there doing nothing.....or from a really good steak....i am very fond of meat hehehehehe ;)
that's a hilarious story. you should be glad your repro sys works so well! :D

hahaha ohman thats hilarious

i gotta try that steak

i believe you qualify for "Most Anal Retentive"

deriving pleasure from withholding bowel movements...

But wow...

and yeah, i don't think i could 'drop a load' in public bathroom,

OMFG, I am just adding to the appreciation posts here, but damn, I sprayed coffee all over the monitor and it got worse the further into the thread I went.


I'm still going to Applebee's to get me some of that steak come this Friday, though. (no pun intended)

LMFAOOOOOOOO

yeah no shit I might have to stop by Applebee's tomorrow. And yeah haha that would be a hilarious marketing campaign.

Ahem, new Applebee's marketting slogan:

"Dat shit's so good, you'll cream your pants..."

Here I was, thinking I was just going to reply with the concurring "it was probably pressure on your prostate," when I read this...

...and laughed for 10 minutes.

this story is great....classic even. i've never ever heard of anything like this before, yet the explaination makes sense. funny shit man.

i would have loved to see the look on your face as you are driving and all of the sudden......SPOOOGE IN THE PANTS. all we would have needed to hear from you next was "honey, i'm not really in the mood, i already had sex with the car."

OH man... That's the funniest damn thing I've ever read... The Fact that your girlfriend was with you was even funnier.

"Uhm.. I don't feel well. I"m going to go home."

"O.k. honey" she replies.

Meno kisses her and speeds back to Applebee's for seconds... but not until he changes his pants... Jogging pants this time.

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Sexual Hypnotherapy Needed Immediately

Off to eat lots and lots!!!!!!

Or...... "Feelin' goooooooood in the neighborhood!" :D