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Esen · 11-23-2003, 04:59 AM

Does anyone know what the guiness book records are for sex etc.

like what couple who has continual sex the longest without breaking for food, potty ciggerette etc.

longest orgasm.

longest sex act done upside down verticly.

longest sex act done in a tank full of sharks.

the most people to have sex in a room while watching pee wee hermans big adventure while fingerpainting macaroni art.

The most positions done in one day.

Is this kind of stuff even in the record books?

and lol we should all try to break the records heh heh.

seperatly of course with our own love ones.

Im not that perveted. well...

etc...

Zorvox · 11-23-2003, 06:22 AM

LOL!!

vveronica · 11-23-2003, 06:53 AM

i'd like to know that as well... Just wondering if I could break any of those, AND just how they monitor it. hehehehehe

ironchef82 · 11-23-2003, 06:59 AM

Have you tried http://www.world-sex-records.com/ ? Not sure if it'll have the specific records you inquire about but it's an interesting read nonetheless.

Esen · 11-23-2003, 07:42 AM

well, I got this from the web site that you posted.

The vagina, usually associated with sexual intercourse and childbirth, can be employed in a variety of other ways. In addition to serving as a money-box the vagina can also play the part of a billiard table, a game seemingly favoured in parts of Scandinavia. Thus one writer (J. C. Lauret in "The Danish Sex Fairs") remarks "The ladies will lift up their skirts... They will sit against the wall, their legs spread well apart. The gentlemen will take their places on the opposite side of the room... Everyone has a try. The object is to flick the glass marbles into the hole of this delightful billiard table. One can guess at the winner's reward..." But this is passive on the part of the woman. The vagina has other possibilities. It can, for instance drink a glass of whisky or play a mouth organ notices E. Chou in "The Dragon and the Phoenix".

mrbuck12000 · 11-23-2003, 08:22 AM

I watched a ron jeremy documentary and it said he did a movie where he banged 14 girls in 4 hours. that would be somethin....

dalnet22 · 11-23-2003, 08:53 AM

Several years ago, Jerry Springer had a woman on who had sex with 300 guys in 10 hours. She had to be iced down immediately after each guy.

tritium · 11-23-2003, 09:38 AM

That website is really interesting. Good find.

orange monkeyee · 11-23-2003, 10:57 PM

this is from that sex records website
but an 11 month old baby having orgasms? something sounds wrong with that, that kid would be lucky to run around on his own feet, let alone beat his meat, someone else did that for him...................................

Most frequent male orgasm
Frequency of orgasm has, like most other male sexual parameters, often been taken as defining sexual worth. The more orgasms the better, has been a general cry. It would not help the ego of most men to learn they can generally be beaten in this area by young boys. In the Kinsey data, in a series of 182 observed cases, 81 of the preadolescent boys achieved orgasm only once. 17 achieved it twice, 42 achieved it three, four or five times in succession, 30 achieved it from six to ten times in succession and 12 achieved it more than ten times in succession. The undisputed record was twenty-one orgasms in a row. One eleven-month-old baby boy managed fourteen orgasms in thirty-eight minutes, one eleven-year-old had eleven orgasms in an hour; a fourteen-year-old had eleven orgasms in four hours, and so on and so forth. It should be remembered that such startling multi orgasmic capabilities are generally lost at the time when orgasm is accompanied by the ejaculation of semen. At the same time there are some adult men who achieve high orgasmic performance over a long period. Kinsey records the case of one man who had three orgasms a day over a period of thirty years, and one who averaged 33.1 orgasms a week over a thirty-year period.

Sfaker · 11-23-2003, 11:58 PM

LOL Thank you so much for the site. Thats awesome.

orangeaidcow · 11-25-2003, 05:00 AM

I have my new years goal. To learn how to mutli-gasm.

rogue49 · 11-25-2003, 08:20 AM

Remember it's not the quantity,
it's the quality.

Practice, Practice, Practice
Enjoy yourself and share in the enjoyment.
Let yourself go.

You'll find yourself breaking all your own records.

krd913 · 11-25-2003, 08:45 AM

Very good web site thanks

TheFirstDuffMan · 11-25-2003, 09:15 PM

Haha, awesome site

datalink7 · 11-25-2003, 10:00 PM

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Some tricks that people get up to for sexual enjoyment are quite remarkable. Some bondage and sadistic practices are cruel and hardly to be encouraged: in extreme cases people have been whipped to death, crucified on wooden beams, and burned alive. In such instances it is hard to imagine that the participants, willing or not, are unaware of the extreme hazards they run. Sometimes, however, there can be dangers that people do not realise - as, for example, with a man performing oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus). If he blows into the vagina, accidentally or on purpose, he is quite likely to kill his loved one through air embolism! Such an event is not designed to prolong a happy relationship. Death in such circumstances can be remarkably rapid, a matter of seconds. There are some such instances in the medical literature.

Speedster · 11-26-2003, 12:18 AM

Holy shit. I mean, wow. Even just a little puff of air?

Pragma · 11-26-2003, 12:13 PM

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Sometimes, however, there can be dangers that people do not realise - as, for example, with a man performing oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus). If he blows into the vagina, accidentally or on purpose, he is quite likely to kill his loved one through air embolism!

I find that a little hard to believe as being true, but if it is, damn! I'll have to remember to avoid that.

Averett · 11-26-2003, 12:24 PM

I've heard that as well. So don't do it!

Pragma · 11-26-2003, 01:55 PM

I consulted with a nurse friend of mine and her words were along the lines of "blowing in a woman's vagina won't cause it, you have to force air into a vein/artery/open blood vessel to cause an embolism."

Makes me feel much safer - just figured I'd pass along the info.

feelgood · 11-26-2003, 04:48 PM

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-298.htm

I can't believe they didn't fucking mentioned me...

streak_56 · 11-26-2003, 07:09 PM

I think you are born with the ability to multi-orgasm. I've had no problem to "multi-gasm"

OFKU0 · 11-26-2003, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Chauncey
Does anyone know what the guiness book records are for sex etc.

like what couple who has continual sex the longest without breaking for food, potty ciggerette etc.

longest orgasm.

longest sex act done upside down verticly.

longest sex act done in a tank full of sharks.

the most people to have sex in a room while watching pee wee hermans big adventure while fingerpainting macaroni art.

The most positions done in one day.

Is this kind of stuff even in the record books?

Yes we have a winner. Ladies and gentlemen, the man who sacrificed himself to realize these dreams and others is the one and only,....STING,...."eRR,...tantric something."

11-23-2003, 04:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	Guiness books record for sex Does anyone know what the guiness book records are for sex etc. like what couple who has continual sex the longest without breaking for food, potty ciggerette etc. longest orgasm. longest sex act done upside down verticly. longest sex act done in a tank full of sharks. the most people to have sex in a room while watching pee wee hermans big adventure while fingerpainting macaroni art. The most positions done in one day. Is this kind of stuff even in the record books? and lol we should all try to break the records heh heh. seperatly of course with our own love ones. Im not that perveted. well... etc... __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

11-23-2003, 06:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
vveronica Psycho Location: northern california	i'd like to know that as well... Just wondering if I could break any of those, AND just how they monitor it. hehehehehe __________________ ...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

11-23-2003, 07:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	well, I got this from the web site that you posted. The vagina, usually associated with sexual intercourse and childbirth, can be employed in a variety of other ways. In addition to serving as a money-box the vagina can also play the part of a billiard table, a game seemingly favoured in parts of Scandinavia. Thus one writer (J. C. Lauret in "The Danish Sex Fairs") remarks "The ladies will lift up their skirts... They will sit against the wall, their legs spread well apart. The gentlemen will take their places on the opposite side of the room... Everyone has a try. The object is to flick the glass marbles into the hole of this delightful billiard table. One can guess at the winner's reward..." But this is passive on the part of the woman. The vagina has other possibilities. It can, for instance drink a glass of whisky or play a mouth organ notices E. Chou in "The Dragon and the Phoenix". __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

11-23-2003, 08:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
mrbuck12000 Psycho Location: wisCONsin	I watched a ron jeremy documentary and it said he did a movie where he banged 14 girls in 4 hours. that would be somethin.... __________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002

11-23-2003, 09:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	That website is really interesting. Good find. __________________ Blah.

11-23-2003, 06:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zorvox Crazy Location: Sydney, Australia	LOL!!

11-23-2003, 06:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
ironchef82 Banned Location: Tucson	Have you tried http://www.world-sex-records.com/ ? Not sure if it'll have the specific records you inquire about but it's an interesting read nonetheless.

11-23-2003, 08:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
dalnet22 Crazy	Several years ago, Jerry Springer had a woman on who had sex with 300 guys in 10 hours. She had to be iced down immediately after each guy.

11-23-2003, 10:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
orange monkeyee Banned	this is from that sex records website but an 11 month old baby having orgasms? something sounds wrong with that, that kid would be lucky to run around on his own feet, let alone beat his meat, someone else did that for him................................... Most frequent male orgasm Frequency of orgasm has, like most other male sexual parameters, often been taken as defining sexual worth. The more orgasms the better, has been a general cry. It would not help the ego of most men to learn they can generally be beaten in this area by young boys. In the Kinsey data, in a series of 182 observed cases, 81 of the preadolescent boys achieved orgasm only once. 17 achieved it twice, 42 achieved it three, four or five times in succession, 30 achieved it from six to ten times in succession and 12 achieved it more than ten times in succession. The undisputed record was twenty-one orgasms in a row. One eleven-month-old baby boy managed fourteen orgasms in thirty-eight minutes, one eleven-year-old had eleven orgasms in an hour; a fourteen-year-old had eleven orgasms in four hours, and so on and so forth. It should be remembered that such startling multi orgasmic capabilities are generally lost at the time when orgasm is accompanied by the ejaculation of semen. At the same time there are some adult men who achieve high orgasmic performance over a long period. Kinsey records the case of one man who had three orgasms a day over a period of thirty years, and one who averaged 33.1 orgasms a week over a thirty-year period.

11-23-2003, 11:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sfaker Upright	LOL Thank you so much for the site. Thats awesome.

11-25-2003, 05:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
orangeaidcow Tilted Location: Durham	I have my new years goal. To learn how to mutli-gasm. __________________ Killing is not an answer, its a solution.

11-25-2003, 08:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Remember it's not the quantity, it's the quality. Practice, Practice, Practice Enjoy yourself and share in the enjoyment. Let yourself go. You'll find yourself breaking all your own records.

11-25-2003, 08:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
krd913 Crazy	Very good web site thanks

11-25-2003, 09:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
TheFirstDuffMan Tilted	Haha, awesome site

11-26-2003, 12:18 AM	#16 (permalink)
Speedster Crazy	Holy shit. I mean, wow. Even just a little puff of air?

11-26-2003, 12:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I've heard that as well. So don't do it! __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

11-26-2003, 01:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pragma I am Winter Born Location: Alexandria, VA	I consulted with a nurse friend of mine and her words were along the lines of "blowing in a woman's vagina won't cause it, you have to force air into a vein/artery/open blood vessel to cause an embolism." Makes me feel much safer - just figured I'd pass along the info. __________________ Eat antimatter, Posleen-boy!

11-26-2003, 04:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-298.htm I can't believe they didn't fucking mentioned me... __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

11-26-2003, 07:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	I think you are born with the ability to multi-orgasm. I've had no problem to "multi-gasm"