"women hate anal"
 

after substantial experience of my own...i have come to the conclusion...that women love anal...no matter what they tell you. after several relationships and encounters with women, in which anal sex was an issue, i noticed that at least half complained that they did not enjoy anal blah blah blah. and yet, in ALL cases, whenever the activity was taking place, if were to reach around to give a little frontal stimulation...the pussys were always SICK soaked. now, it may just be my experience, but i have never known a girl's pussy to get so incredibly wet from doing something they dont enjoy. so...girls, admit it. you like. stop lying about it and put your prudish misconceptions about anal aside and enjoy it already.

Sexual intercourse makes the brain forget about hygiene.

My girl loves anal.......live by the moto "every holes a goal"

I bought a Pig shirt the other night that says just that on the back.

Well, the grammar is correct on the shirt, so it's "every hole's a goal", with the apostrophe.

Apologies Bloodslick, mind you your grammar isn't up to much. Slight over use of the comma, methinks.

Hey let's start an english grammar thread, bollocks to anal!!

I would love to hear a woman respond to this.

SO would I as long as it doesn't turn into an english lesson

female response: YAY I LIKE IT IN DA BUTT.

ps: i like english grammar too.

^^ She belongs to me fellas.

^^HE belongs to ME, fellas.

ps: please notice the comma use. ^_-

its even better when she's on top. stops riding you and puts you in her ass her self!

now that just blows your mind! :crazy:

Take it personally, why don't you?

ObAnal: lurkette likes it, though sometimes it doesn't exactly "work".

female responding.....it HURTS and I dont care how many guys say it hasnt been "done" right to me....I've tried it with many people who claim to be able to do it where it wont hurt me and everytime it brings me to tears.....

the hygiene thing was never an issue with me, I'd LIKE to be able to enjoy it...I have just decided that for whatever reason, Im not built to enjoy it

What about you guys then do you like your girlfriends fucking you up the ass? just curious :)

same thing could be said about guys! if you want to generalise.

Although i have never had anything in my butt before, many guys have reported that anal stimulation via various means is very pleasureable, but guys don't like to admit it or try it due to a "gay" stigma.

I am yet to fully try it out myself, namely cause it's a little awkard me doing it myself, but maybe via other means?

Although i don't get turned on by guys, so i don't think it'd be that way :p
prostate stimulaiton is meant to be one of the most pleasureable things for a guy, so i would have thought heaps of guys would be trying it out. SAying no to your SO is wrong as well, especially if you want to do it back to them!

it's all give and take! :p

Another female response.....the first time someone tried it on me i bled for like three days, but that was just cuz he was a jerk and knew nothing. Then I met my husband, who is a wonderful lover in every aspect. He knew what he was doing and had the patiants to take his time about the situation...now it's nothing I want to do all the time, and there are positions that are better than others, but I don't mind it, and sometimes it's really good...and boys may I make a suggestion....give your lady some good oral lovin before you intend to try this...a lot of it. It helps A LOT and it helps to use your fingers in that "area" during the oral....also very very helpful.

And I know my grammer sucks, I like to blame it on my high school.

Sleepyjack:
Bend over!

(j/k bwahahahaha)


And: I've never lied about liking anal.

Hey, did you just hear that sound? I think it was Lurkette smacking Ratbastid in the back of the head...

Damn that's what that was... "SMACK"

female responding...sometimes it's good, sometimes it does hurt really badly. In the end it depends on how the guy goes about it. If my boyfriend takes his time...it's pretty great!

I have had my ex-girlfriend lick my butthole once, I was drunk so I don't really remeber, I have tried anal on my ex as well, she siad she wasn't built for it too, then I dumped her

well I certainly hope that wasnt why you dumped her:lol:

I myself am up for anything in the bedroom even the "pain" thing but the pain of anal is completely different...:p

as the man, let me say: i like the sex in the ass!

i know the lady with a large purple strapped on member and she will apply the astro glide then enter my anus!

oh boy it is first rate!

I've also had the experience that certain women claim that they don't like anal but say different when it's happening. My ex told me that "it's easier for her to come that way". Yet after walking funny for a couple of days -she said "never again". Nevertheless, I prefer a warm wet pussy over a willing ass.

I guess it's just my personal preference.

Female response: it's not bad, and even quite nice, if you *do* it right. Don't expect to slam your dick into some poor girl's ass and have her like it! I'm with the rest of the ladies. It takes time, preparation, and tact.

PS - Yum, grammar.

I did it once. We did it standing up. In front of a mirror. She had her own preference--She wanted it hard and fast. Damn was she sexy. An anus feels different than a pussy. But more than anything else about it, she was so agressive about it. Damn! Lisa, come back to me.

its even better when she's on top. stops riding you and puts you in her ass her self!

now that just blows your mind!


couldn't agree more

I can safely say not all women enjoy anal.
In spite of every form of gentle coaxing and play, my wife insists every time I go near the rear, she has to resist the urge to turn around and punch me in the sack.

(sigh)

I never really had a desire to <i>go</i> there. So, after 41 some odd years...I am still a anal virgin.

More like "Women hate having a cock shoved in their ass by someone who has no clue what the hell they are doing."

That would be the correct way to phrase that.

okay for my input..... it is a hasleto do in most cases... the prep of the enema and then having to wait while he cleans himself off before continuing...

i have never cum from anal alone.. in a sandwich situation having a guy in my ass does heighten the sensation of the guy in my pussy... that is a great way to cum.

but yes a guy HAS to KNOW what he is doing

I'm right there with.

Pretty much anything goes in ye ol bedroom cept that.

... In the... END!!!

BLaaaaa ha ha!!!

/junior high humor

It used to be a regular part of our bedroom activities until our second child was born. Due to the tearing that occured and the subsequent repair this is no longer open to us right now. Her doctor feared vaginal intercourse might no longer be comfortable for her, luckily he was wrong about that.

you sexy bitch you ;)

I'm not sure I'm going to agree with you, bigolalphamale....

My ex-girlfriend was completely against the idea of anal, even though I 'proved' that she would enjoy the hell out of it...
I manually stimulated her back-door while going down on her, it brought her to the most ferocious climax of our relationship, and she still refused to so much as give anal a passing thought. Too frightened of the social stigma, I guess (I could be wrong, though; I was wrong about a lot of things with her...).

Oh good god no.
That doctor needs to be informed that "vaginal intercourse might no longer be comfortable for her" is an unacceptable phrase and the only way he see's that insurance card is to make sure that's not what is said.:rolleyes:
That phrase isn't something i want to even consider EVER!

Bwahahahahahahahhhhahahaa.

Like Poyzun_Ivy said, it takes time, preparation, and tact. And even then, some girls just flat out don't like anal.

Here's a funny little guide, originally printed in my favorite magazine, VICE

I won't jack this thread by posting the whole thing, but the general idea is, take it slow and easy.

I've never had more than a pinky in there myself, I enjoyed it, but I'm not sure how I'd react to a girl with a strap-on though.

DAMN STRAIGHT! You tell it! What happened the miracle of modern medicine?

Hmmm. My other half goes off like gangbusters with a finger in there, but she's not so keen about having a dick there. We've done it a couple of times, and I never got more than a quarter of the way in, going nice and slow (though the thought of the sensation of even that much is delicious).

On the other hand, when the situation is right (I mean, empty colon, no irritation from spicy food), and the lady is willing, I am all for a bit of assplay for myself. From a finger to a vibrator to a strap on, it's all good. Not a sensation that a guy can get any other way, and an interesting, and usually good, though sometimes painful.

For the record, I don't think I would enjoy it with a guy. The visuals are all wrong. Never tried, never plan to.