Ofirethorn

I was in a restruant, and spotted a real pretty girl, Walked up with my menu in hand, and droped it on the floor, and said "would you stand on this menu so there would be somthing good on it?" She smiled and laughed, and her husband hit me in the back of the head. Hubby walked in behind me, damm it.

The Phenomenon

Are you serious?

If you are thats hilarious, and its proof that there is something wrong with this world that the moment was not captured on camera and posted on the internet.

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mo42

"You know, I've always liked giving people jewelry... Would you like a pearl necklace?"

While I can't afford to do this, I think it is highly unlikely to fail.

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Cataclysm

I good thing that is overlooked is complimenting a girl on what they decided to wear. Shoes are almost always overlooked.

A woman who is obviously beautiful has been told numerous times, over and over again.. it gets tiring. My girlfriend is gorgeous and she gets tired of hearing.. "Wow your beautiful" from strangers, so compliment them on something they wore then introduce yourself.

tspikes51

Good observation. Should work well in the future outings to the ladies market.

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TheNewMac

"Is heaven missing an angle? because you've got nice cans!" -Futurama

Blackthorn

Hi I'm kjroh! *politely sticks out his hand*...she replies I'm the girl of your dreams!!

Or something like that...jeeeezo boys. When do we get out of Jr. High School here? If you want to get anywhere you have to have the moxy to introduce yourself and carry on a resonable conversation. Not something like the drunken slurring that came form Animal House....

Just a thought....it's really not that hard boys.

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What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

xxSquirtxx

If Heaven is missing an angle, it must be hard to do geometry. lmao

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xxSquirtxx

My response... "That depends on what your definition of 'pearl necklace' is."

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TheGirth

Walk up to the girl, and after a few moments of awkward silence, say, "Well, my dick a'int gonna suck itself."