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Ok gents, does any one of you have this product?

The Blurb that is supposed to be testimonial seems a bit ott for belief...

But if it's only half as good as they reckon...

So, again, does anyone have any personal info to share?

*moves glasses to end of nose, looks over rim*

Also very interested, I checked out my local toystores and it wasn't there, then checked the Aneros site and saw it is in pretty limited distribution to physical stores, and none in my state.

There's some discussion in this thread.

Edit: if you don't feel like following links and are wondering what the thread is about, it is a male prostate stimulator that looks like http://www.extremerestraints.com/Mer...1/anerosth.jpg

i want to see you guys wearing them hehehehheheheheh

i want to get one of these for my bf. :D

That thing looks dangerous...

and fun.

The little bulbous bit at the bottom is for the perineum(?), perhaps particularly what i've been led to believe the ancient chinese called the 'million dollar spot' (sic) amd so stimulating the prostate from the perineum as well.

perineum = the taint.

wether i've spelled it right or not is another matter.

is it a klingon weapon of some sort?

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Originally posted by Dilbert1234567
is it a klingon weapon of some sort?

Set phasers to orgasm ?

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Originally posted by nanofever
Set phasers to orgasm ?

LOL

never experienced anything like that, and I dunno how open I am to such stimulation.

I read an article review of the product on http://www.nerve.com before they moved all of their articles into paid-users-only mode. Basically, this dude had to do a research assignment on it and test it out. It took a while for him to put up the news article because his test sample kept mysteriously disappearing from his desktop. He'd get one, go for a coffee break, and it'd be gone. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. So, finally he orders it one last time and he hides it in a drawer until he gets off work. He goes home to try it, puts it in slowly and waits for himself to loosen up a bit. He's not impressed much by it, so he turns over to grab an extra towel and as he put it, he almost "dropped sauce immediately." It was a really amusing article, wish I could share it with you all. End result: He would definitely do it again.

Just Googled that one, motdakasha, and found it reprinted on the Aneros site.

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"I Did It For Science: Aneros"
Knocking On Heaven's Backdoor
By Grant Stoddard

Experiment:
To achieve orgasm via the Aneros massager.

Hypothesis:
State your hypothesis in the form of a prediction that can be verified by the results of the experiment.

I'm an absolute beginner when it comes to bum play — and a little squeamish, to say the least. But according to the makers of the Aneros massager, the ultimate orgasm is to be found back there. At the very least, this experiment will either prove or refute my friends' claims that I'm a tight-ass.

Materials:
Please list all the materials required for this experiment (including, if applicable, how they were obtained).

Aneros massager (one) Astroglide lubricant (25ml)

Method:
In this portion of your report, you must describe step-by-step what you did in your lab. It should be specific enough that someone who has not seen the lab can follow the directions and re-create the same lab.

I've been dreading Project Aneros for months. It's been looming dark on the horizon ever since Ross and Brian put the thumb-shaped piece of white plastic on my desk with a note saying, "Guess where this goes." Up until now, no foreign (or domestic) object has been shoved up my bum, and I was quite happy to stick with the status quo.

The Mongoose and I, while still very much together, have decided to move out of our shared apartment and onto opposite banks of the East River for the good of our relationship. My new living situation — and the oodles of "me" time it provided — meant that now was as good a time as any to give Aneros a test drive.

Aneros is a "male G-spot stimulator" that works by massaging the prostate, perineum and anal sphincter simultaneously. The intended result: "dream orgasm." The company's literature states that users can expect:

# Extra sensitivity of penis, individual hair shafts, inner thighs, and nipples
# Prickly but pleasurable sensations upon the penis bulb, shaft, and glans
# Prickly sensations on the surface of the prostate
# Extra pleasurable sensation deep within the prostate and perineum acupressure point
# Warm sensation within the anal canal

I'm always skeptical about products that make these wild claims, but if I've learned anything from two wasted gym memberships and a dormant Ab Roller, it's that you only get out of these things what you put in — the phrase taking on a more literal meaning in this case. The company had already sent two samples of their product to our office, but both mysteriously disappeared from my desk. After a reluctant request for a replacement, Aneros kindly obliged, and sent along a smaller prototype intended for greener arse-ticklers like yours truly. (It's about the size of a large man's thumb, rounded at the tip and tapered at the base.) Intending to follow the complex instructions to the letter, I lay on my side, lubed up the smaller of the two massagers and began to explore virgin territory.

Observations/Results:
Quantify the effects of the experiment.

Getting it in's the hard part. It felt like going to the bathroom — backwards. I'm sure that feeling of No. 2-ing in reverse can be gotten used to — but can one actually enjoy it?

"When the Aneros massager is fully drawn into the anus, you will initially feel the pressure of the foreign object. For best results, wait 10 to 20 minutes. The prostate will accommodate the Aneros massager and the foreign sensation will begin to alleviate."

This is actually key. After several minutes, the unwanted-guest feeling slowly subsided and, heck, it actually felt pretty good in there. I read the directions during said waiting period, slightly yet pleasantly aware of the massager's presence.

But after awhile, I lost patience with the instruction manual — which read like an unabridged copy of the Talmud — and I decided to go with my instincts and what I'd gleaned from the web site. The idea is that with some practice, you can reach orgasm just by squeezing your sphincter, without even touching your penis.

After about ten minutes of serious squeezing, I was totally tuckered out and starting to feel a bit silly, what with the toy's handle protruding like an albino ram's horn from between my cheeks. I admitted defeat and rolled onto my back to bang one out in the old-school fashion. Lying on my back must have shifted the position of the toy, because I almost dropped sauce immediately and had to concentrate hard not to. When I came shortly thereafter, the feeling was much more intense than normal. It started as kind of a strong pulsing, originating from my perineum and traveling up the shaft of my old chap. I started to wonder what was achievable if I weren't so slapdash about the whole thing. A friend of the Mongoose once told me that anal sex was "okay" — apart from the dismount. "It's like a really fun house party," she explained. "But then everybody leaves all at once, and you're left alone, like, 'Where'd everybody go?'" As I removed the Aneros, this made total sense. I felt vulnerable, delicate, a little light-headed and empty. I looked down at the massager and was relieved to see that it was clean as a whistle. I think that's typical. Otherwise, why would they make them in white?

Summary:
Summarize your findings. Don't forget to attempt to identify possible variables that could result in different findings for others trying to re-create your test results.

Despite this being my most-feared assignment thus far, it was ultimately the only one I'd revisit on my own time. (If only I could be knocked out for the insertion and removal.) Stripping was a fun experience, but injaculation, cock rings, and kissing a man didn't bear the fruits of this four-inch piece of plastic. However, let it be noted that Aneros is a masturbatory commitment, not something that can be accomodated during a commercial break. Private time, lube and concentration are an absolute must — and required in large quantities. Perhaps the most important prerequisite is a sense of humor: dare I say that I give it a thumbs-up?

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I almost dropped sauce immediately

What a great line...

I've been looking at one of these in my local shop... Just need to save up the $$ for one...

I refuse to believe that not one of you out there has one of these.

You do.

I know you do.

SPILL THE BEANS.

*cough*

I dunno, just the thought of something up there kinda turns me off. Plus the idea of having to clean that thing doesnt exactly please me either. I think I will just stick to my hand.

But then, surely, you'll have to get your hand dirty?

(Yes, I know.)

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Originally posted by tisonlyi
I refuse to believe that not one of you out there has one of these.

You do.

I know you do.

SPILL THE BEANS.

*cough*

C'mon, just go get it and write us a trip report. :D

*mutters like mutley*

Maybe.

*Looks around sneakily*

The missus is gone for a few days... If only I could find somewhere that could deliver to the UK in 48 hours...

heh...

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Originally posted by tisonlyi
*mutters like mutley*

Maybe.

*Looks around sneakily*

The missus is gone for a few days... If only I could find somewhere that could deliver to the UK in 48 hours...

heh...

Why hide it from her?

I'm thinking of asking my wife to get on top while that's inside me, once we get ahold of one. I Imagine my head literally exploding would be a pleasurable, if non-repeatable, sensation.

Looks fun to me. . .

An ex shoved her vibrator up my bum hole when she was giving me head......the best, strongest and intense orgasm ever!! Mind you 2 days of a sore ring followed.

Delicacy is required....

Well, if tisonlyi isn't going to bite the bullet, looks like it is up to me.

The box is on its way from Blowfish.com, an Aneros for me, and a lovely piece of silicone named Woody for my wife:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...t-vxn-1099.jpg

Blowfish has been around forever, and their privacy policy seemed really solid, so I went ahead and took the plunge.

Not sure when we'll get a chance to try these out, but I promise to come back to this thead then. Wish me luck!

I wish I had the nerve to try one of those because of the "milking the prostate" phenomenae from American Pie (at least I think it was American Pie). That guy seemed like he was enjoying it... :lol:

i am pretty sure its from road trip

sounds pretty cool if it actually works...which it sounds like it does...
the sore bum doesn't sound pleasant though...and i heard that after so long of stretching the anus, the sphincter will just totally give out. dunno if it's true or not.

well it wouldn't really stretch THAT much... I mean the directions have it adjust right? and the size stays the same. I spose if you upgraded the width of the thing every coupla months, then you'd have something to worry about.

I expect a full report Redlemon! And Nice touch by getting something for the lady. :)

i too am interested in hearing a full report. my curiosity is piqued.

The package is supposed to arrive on Thursday. We might get a chance this weekend, otherwise it might be a couple more weekends. But I won't chicken out, you'll hear from me here eventually.

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Originally posted by ariekitten
and i heard that after so long of stretching the anus, the sphincter will just totally give out. dunno if it's true or not.

Well, it's only an inch in diameter at the widest point, and it tapers off after you get it in. I've had bowel movements much bigger than that.

There is actually no way I am going to stick anything like that up my arse!

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Originally posted by Strange Famous
There is actually no way I am going to stick anything like that up my arse!

A) Only the top part goes in, and its only 4 inches or so. The left hook presses against the taint, and the right hook curls up as a handle.

Or, if you realized that already,

B) Your loss.

b) I guess!

I mean, I am not disputing there is a possibility that it could cause pleasurable sensations, but there is just no way anything is going 1 inch, 4 inches or any amount of inches up there... personally, I just wouldnt feel comfortable with myself or with doing that.

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Originally posted by Strange Famous
.....but there is just no way anything is going 1 inch, 4 inches or any amount of inches up there...

Say hello to the possibility of colon cancer when you get older then.

Well... I can report that I bought one a couple of weeks ago...

What can I say. AWESOME!!!

I have used it both solo and with my wife and have the following to report:

SOLO
The first time I used the Aneros I only had a little bit of time to actually use it. I followed the instructions as best I could but did not achieve the multiple orgasms that I'd read about.

I did however have one of the most mind blowing orgasms I've had in a long time!

The second time I used it by myself I managed to get very close to a "prostate" orgasm but never quite made it happen. Too distracted, not relaxed enough, whatever. I could feel it building but couldn't get over the edge... got impatient and started using my hand and just went for the traditional whack off (with the added bonus that it was still an incredibly powerful orgasm).

I've been to their website and it suggests that it can take time to develop yourself physically and mentally to accept a prostate orgasm... I'm all for trying this some more.

What's the worst thing that can happen? I keep having mind blowing ordinary orgasms? Sign me up!

WITH MY WIFE
I showed my new acquisition to my wife and explained that I was going to have to try it out with her... She's pretty game.

So in goes the Aneros and we are off to the races...

OH MY GOD! Not only did I end up having an incredible orgasm, but the journey to that orgasm was pleasurable indeed. I don't think I have been that vocal during sex in well... forever.

All I can say is GO BUY ONE you won't regret it.

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Originally posted by Jim Kata
Say hello to the possibility of colon cancer when you get older then.

Look, Im not trying to diss other people if they like this sort of thing, but you cant seriously tell me that not being anally, for the want of a better word, penetrated is going to increase my chances of getting colon cancer.

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Originally posted by Strange Famous
Look, Im not trying to diss other people if they like this sort of thing, but you cant seriously tell me that not being anally, for the want of a better word, penetrated is going to increase my chances of getting colon cancer.

Well.....I can sort of say that. I'm not saying it will increase your chance of getting colon cancer, but I am saying that when you reach a certain age they recommend you get a colonoscopy because of colon cancer risks. Colonoscopies can sometimes catch colon cancer in its early stages which can increase your risk of survival. So someday you may have more than 1 - 4 or even 14 inches, for that matter, shoved up your mud whistle.

Sorry about that...didn't mean to change the subject. And it wasn't a stab at you either. Smooches.

hmmm....
hmmm.......
hmmm...........

this is very interesting and sparking some curiosity; thanks for the testimonial.

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Originally posted by Jim Kata
Well.....I can sort of say that. I'm not saying it will increase your chance of getting colon cancer, but I am saying that when you reach a certain age they recommend you get a colonoscopy because of colon cancer risks. Colonoscopies can sometimes catch colon cancer in its early stages which can increase your risk of survival. So someday you may have more than 1 - 4 or even 14 inches, for that matter, shoved up your mud whistle.

Sorry about that...didn't mean to change the subject. And it wasn't a stab at you either. Smooches.

I dont think 14 inches sounds feasible, man!

I mean, seriously, I'm only 5 9 - 14 inches would be hitting my heart or something.

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Originally posted by Strange Famous
I dont think 14 inches sounds feasible, man!

Unfortunately....I know......by experience.....that it is......:(.

Thank God for anesthesia.

OK OK, back to the subject at hand.

http://www.titantoolsupply.com/Images/oseries_1.jpg

Bow to the power of the endocope!!!

Seriously... as has been posted here and other places before... Milking the prostate is good for your health. Older men (I'm not that old yet) will even go to their doctors to have this done.

Charlatan, thanks for the encouraging writeup (the first one, of course)!