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Old 11-12-2003, 12:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Astroglide

I just recently got a hold of some of the stuff, until recently its not been terribly easy to get hold over on the civilised side of the pond, but I have to take my hat off to you irksome yanks.

Glorious stuff.

Teflon and Astroglide...

What were those boffins REALLY up to during the space race?

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Old 11-12-2003, 12:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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For a good night all you need is a kiddie pool and about 20 tubes of Astro-Glide.


Trust me on this.
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I prefer natural lube. But KY has this new lube that supposedly heats up...I am a bit curious about that.
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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KY is horrendous.

Avoid at all costs if you intend to engage or prolong intercourse for more than 5 minutes.

FACT.
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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For a good night all you need is a kiddie pool and about 20 tubes of Astro-Glide.


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And a copy of "Old School" playing on the big screen TV.


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Old 11-12-2003, 02:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I prefer natural lube. But KY has this new lube that supposedly heats up...I am a bit curious about that.
Wife and I tried it. meh.
Doesn't really heat up noticeably or lubricate that well.
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
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I prefer natural lube. But KY has this new lube that supposedly heats up...I am a bit curious about that.
We've got some. It's better for using on the nipples or the clit for the warming action versus an actual lube. During actual intercourse, it sometimes *really* burns me up. Regardless, it's pretty fun and cheap enough that it's worth experimenting with.

OH - and it's nothing like KY Jelly - it's a liquid with a similar feel to astroglide.
 
Old 11-12-2003, 02:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Now i like the 20 bottles and a pool.... Count me in on that...
Just let me know where and when... hehehehe
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Old 11-12-2003, 03:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Astroglide is what the wife and I use, and if you get a little in your mouth, like going down on your wife, it does not taste nearly as bad as KY does.
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Old 11-12-2003, 03:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hmmmm, I've heard, but not tried, the kiddie pool and a bottle of olive oil. 20 bottles of Astro sounds....interesting....
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Old 11-12-2003, 04:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Astroglide is awesome...just don't spill it on the floor and forget to clean it up.
Sorry, can't come into work today, I slipped on some Astroglide and broke my ass.
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Old 11-12-2003, 05:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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once you go 'glide, you'll never go back.
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Old 11-12-2003, 05:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Astroglide is awesome...just don't spill it on the floor and forget to clean it up.
Sorry, can't come into work today, I slipped on some Astroglide and broke my ass.
ROFL

So where does one get this Astroglide stuff? I presume it's an American product. Just in a chemist?


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Old 11-12-2003, 05:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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never had an opportunity or needed to try anything other than natural lube, sounds intriguing though
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Old 11-12-2003, 05:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think its time to have the first annual TFP Astroglide Pool party! Any takers?
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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KY is horrendous.

Avoid at all costs if you intend to engage or prolong intercourse for more than 5 minutes.

FACT.
I enjoy Astroglide much more than KY as well. Astroglide has much more staying power. However, if you add a tiny bit of water to KY, woooooooa nelly.
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hey Bermuda, if you ever try anal play, giving or receiving, you will quickly discover the joys of asstroglide.
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Old 11-12-2003, 07:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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For a good night all you need is a kiddie pool and about 20 tubes of Astro-Glide.


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Old 11-12-2003, 07:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I've always said..
"And on the eighth day, the lord did grin and created ASTROGLIDE"

Not that you'll find that in the book of Genesis, but it makes for some AMAZING handjobs. And helps if you want to go multiple sessions but need some extra lube.
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Old 11-12-2003, 09:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Sounds like it's worth checking out.. I always just thought it was gimmicky...
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Old 11-12-2003, 11:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey Bermuda, if you ever try anal play, giving or receiving, you will quickly discover the joys of asstroglide.
Amen! Great stuff!
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Old 11-13-2003, 12:26 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Re: Astroglide

Quote:
Originally posted by tisonlyi
I just recently got a hold of some of the stuff, until recently its not been terribly easy to get hold over on the civilised side of the pond, but I have to take my hat off to you irksome yanks.

Glorious stuff.

Teflon and Astroglide...

What were those boffins REALLY up to during the space race?

heh, yeah, astroglide is awesome!

too bad i've not seen any in Germany yet...

(i have my mom bring it for me when she comes to visit )
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Old 11-13-2003, 12:30 AM   #24 (permalink)
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tisonlyi, I dont know why it was so hard to find astroglide.. if you really want some, go to your local bike shop, they will have it.

I use it for racing, never used it for sex, but I imagine if it works for one.. *shrugs*
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Old 11-13-2003, 04:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
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You can get a free sample of Astroglide...even overseas, if you go to this page. Of course, you may not want to wait the 4-6 weeks for it to arrive.
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Old 11-13-2003, 07:18 AM   #26 (permalink)
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like the bottle says, "Only second to nature', that shit rocks
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Old 11-13-2003, 07:47 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I just suggested the kiddie pool o' astroglide to my wife, since we have recently discovered many of its associated joys.

She question whether we would fit in a kiddie pool, since neither of us is exactly slender. I found a 10.5 foot x 6.3 foot pool on ToysRus.com

You too can have a pool of Astroglide
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:03 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Astroglide is awesome...just don't spill it on the floor and forget to clean it up.
I think it says something like that on the back of the bottle...(at least the one I have). Something like, "If spilled on floor, clean up immediatley".
One little drop goes a looooooooong way. And its easy to clean up as well.
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