Astroglide
I just recently got a hold of some of the stuff, until recently its not been terribly easy to get hold over on the civilised side of the pond, but I have to take my hat off to you irksome yanks.
Glorious stuff. Teflon and Astroglide... What were those boffins REALLY up to during the space race? ;) |
For a good night all you need is a kiddie pool and about 20 tubes of Astro-Glide.
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No midgets?
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I prefer natural lube. But KY has this new lube that supposedly heats up...I am a bit curious about that.
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KY is horrendous.
Avoid at all costs if you intend to engage or prolong intercourse for more than 5 minutes. FACT. |
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Doesn't really heat up noticeably or lubricate that well. |
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OH - and it's nothing like KY Jelly - it's a liquid with a similar feel to astroglide. |
Now i like the 20 bottles and a pool.... Count me in on that...
Just let me know where and when... hehehehe |
Astroglide is what the wife and I use, and if you get a little in your mouth, like going down on your wife, it does not taste nearly as bad as KY does.
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Hmmmm, I've heard, but not tried, the kiddie pool and a bottle of olive oil. 20 bottles of Astro sounds....interesting....
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Astroglide is awesome...just don't spill it on the floor and forget to clean it up.
Sorry, can't come into work today, I slipped on some Astroglide and broke my ass. |
once you go 'glide, you'll never go back.
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So where does one get this Astroglide stuff? I presume it's an American product. Just in a chemist? Mr Mephisto |
never had an opportunity or needed to try anything other than natural lube, sounds intriguing though :)
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I think its time to have the first annual TFP Astroglide Pool party! Any takers?
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Hey Bermuda, if you ever try anal play, giving or receiving, you will quickly discover the joys of asstroglide.
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I've always said..
"And on the eighth day, the lord did grin and created ASTROGLIDE" Not that you'll find that in the book of Genesis, but it makes for some AMAZING handjobs. And helps if you want to go multiple sessions but need some extra lube. |
Sounds like it's worth checking out.. I always just thought it was gimmicky...
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too bad i've not seen any in Germany yet... (i have my mom bring it for me when she comes to visit ;) ) |
tisonlyi, I dont know why it was so hard to find astroglide.. if you really want some, go to your local bike shop, they will have it.
I use it for racing, never used it for sex, but I imagine if it works for one.. *shrugs* |
You can get a free sample of Astroglide...even overseas, if you go to this page. Of course, you may not want to wait the 4-6 weeks for it to arrive.
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like the bottle says, "Only second to nature', that shit rocks
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I just suggested the kiddie pool o' astroglide to my wife, since we have recently discovered many of its associated joys.
She question whether we would fit in a kiddie pool, since neither of us is exactly slender. I found a 10.5 foot x 6.3 foot pool on ToysRus.com You too can have a pool of Astroglide |
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One little drop goes a looooooooong way. And its easy to clean up as well. |
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