neverender

one time this girl that i really liked was sitting on my lap. i tried so hard not to get a boner because it would be impolite, and i succeeded at this task. then life went on and i never ended up hooking up with this girl. i often wonder what if i did pop a boner with her on my lap? would she have then known how much i wanted her, and then we might have hooked up?

what are the rules for boners and girls on your lap. if you're a girl and a guy you are just friends with gets a boner while you are on his lap, uhm.. what goes on in your mind?

Johnny Rotten

I don't run into platonic lap-sitting much.

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Mettler

Some girls love knowing they turn the guy on, others don't. Basically, when I'm close with a female & I get a boner, I don't try and hide it. If it's jabbing them, oh well. Some of them are turned on by that.

Averett

Yeah, I tend not to sit in friends laps. So chances are if she were sitting in your lap in the first place she was looking for a little somthin

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Sapper

Lol. It's so true! She would have known ...

There are three scenarios here:

1) she is a cock tease and was luring you out ..
2) she knew full well, and was trying to make an advance
3) she is clueless, and is a cock tease in disguise

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WarWagon

In the rare event that it happens to me, I just hope they're sitting off to one side, although my ex would just grin and casually sneak her hand into my crotch...

mb99usa

Why try to hide it? Girl + Sitting on Lap = Boner

Sounds pretty normal to me. I have trouble being within 3 feet of my wife and not getting a boner.

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vveronica

well not since i was 10 have i sat on a guy lap and not expected him to get hard... i think it is great fun and plus you can tell what he is packing heheheheheh

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absorbentishe

Even after being married for 8 years, I have the same problem(well, it's no problem at all).

Why try to hide it, just let happen what happens.

Nazggul

From my experiences I would assume she knew exactly what she was doing. I say let it go and see what happens.

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Poyzun_Ivy

Completely depends on what I think of the guy... I know some of my friends would get kicked in the crotch, or slapped in the face... rare others would get bounced on.

-+ Ivy +-

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mb99usa

Why hurt them? It's a natural reaction to pleasing stimulation.

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skysooner

If my wife sits on my lap, she knows where it is going

motdakasha

That's happened to some of my friends before. Usually, I just ignore it if I have no intentions of doing something with them. If I do it intentionally, I might wiggle a little or whisper a comment into his ear.

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Shadowman

I've always wondered this too. I don't usually try to hide it, and Ive had girls do what motdakasha said, and that is moving around a little. Although, last time it happened, I was too young and dumb to know what was going on.

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analog

i think any reasonable girl who knows about guys should know that it's a natural reaction, and either take it as a compliment or exit the lap without incident. they should know that it doesn't mean it's trying to get to you, it's stimulated by the pressure on the groin area. Also, you're very close... and you smell nice... is that- is that strapless?... hmm, very nice... i like it when you wear your hair down... my, your skin is so soft... milky white thighs...

-HUH? What? Oh, sorry...

mistered

Pretty girl on lap = boner. Don't fight it.

You're also assuming that she would have felt it and initiated the romance with you. If you keep waiting, you're going to be waiting a long time. If you like a girl, act!!!!!

Harshaw

Hopefully 99% of the teen-adult female public knows what sitting on a guys lap will do to him. But I have to agree with mistered, I don't think you didn't hook up because you didn't "poker her with your penis" (nothing like slang that isn't). If someone is sitting on your lap, you have to take bigger steps than that.

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Wetspot......BAD

Smoey

next time that happens, just tell her that you might be getting excited, that way you let her make the move, if she wants it, its there, and if not-she'll move

strcrssd

I agree....if she sits on your lap, she's got to know what might happen.

She'll either: 1) Feel complimented, 2) Exit lap, or 3) someone you probably don't need to be thinking about in romantic fashions because they refuse to ack involuntary human reaction.

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Corneo

Tell her either she can reposition herself so your boner is right up her ass or she can excuse you while you go whack off.

Dano069

It's never happened to me either. Well, the boner part has happened to me, a lot. I meant the lap sitting part.

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sillygirl

If a girl sits on your lap, she knows what she's doing. And I, like many of the other girlies here, don't sit on a guy's lap if it's purely platonic. Don't bother hiding it. If she's sitting on your lap, she's wanting the attention.

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santafe5000

The other side of this is when you are with a crowd of people and you all decide to go some where and there aren't enough seats in the car for everyone. Hopefully you get to have some hot fox sit in your lap while you are enroute to your destination. The motion of the car and the motion of her body could be very stimulating. Who knows what could pop up between you. If she turns to you and smiles, you might just get lucky later.

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motdakasha

Maybe I said it indirectly, but I'd like to take this moment to say that I do sit on platonic friends' laps. I also hold hands and cuddle with platonic friends.

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nirol

I must be missing something, is there a great chair shortage in the world now?
2 people occupying the same space need to consider the consequences. If she puts her ass right on your crotch instead of sitting on your legs, she has to expect she may get speared.

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Harshaw

While this can work in some platonic friendships, I think in 9 out of every 10 cases, it would be "hello from mixed signals land".

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anleja

I like how neverender says that getting a boner would be "impolite." I don't know why, but I found the choice of words quite funny.
IMPOLITE ACTIONS:
*belching
*talking loudly in a library
*making fun of someone's shoes
*popping a boner when your lap is being sat upon
*not using your turn signal

Also, I think he should have given the thread the title of "the rules for boners and girls on your lap."

Okay, I'm tired, I've been up for a long time today.

Mr. Moe

I have a couple of platonic relationships involving rather "friendly" girls, although at first it started off confusing we all know where we stand and there is generally no surprises. As for the boner, it's a compliment dammit.

stingc

I agree. There are several ways that you could interpret cuddling or lap sitting from a female friend, and all of them are very uncomfortable if the relationship is staying platonic. At least at first.

anti fishstick

i quite like the idea that i'm making a guy excited
there is no platonic lap sitting for me. and if there is, it will certainly lead to more

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bermuDa

A few years ago at work I had two girls (coworkers) sitting on my lap and playing with my hair and I was battling with myself to not get an embarrassing hard on... turns out one of them was interested in me and they were convinced I was gay for almost a week. I had to prove her wrong!

so for the most part I take it as a signal when girls sit on my lap... but that hasn't happened since then so for the most part... yup.

Don't hide the boner, might give her the wrong impression!

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Uuudar

I just tell them that I'm very comfortable, and it may get a little TOO comfortable and I wink. They get the drift, they know what's going on, and either stay (hawt) or smile and exit if it's completely platonic.

jw_toyboy

It's damn hard to tell sometimes (particuarlly when you dont know the girl very well) wether she's just being cudlly and friendlly or naughty and very friendlly.
For some reason I must have a sign on my head saying 'come on girls my thighs a warm', because I dont know how many times it has happend to me.
However I have had some vastlly different reactions. One such ocassion resulted in a swift kick in the groins (she was wearing those damn heavy doc martin lace up boots... OOWWW!). Another resulted in a swift trip to an empty room.
More often than not though it's just girls being a flirt (not that I an upstanding gentleman would ever reciprocate with this childish inuendo ).

Pragma

So wait, a girl sat on your lap, you popped a boner, and she got mad and kicked you in the nuts? That's just not right. What was she expecting would happen?

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Dano069

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the rising cost of meat.

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SSJwrestler

platonic lap sitting...never heard of it. shoulda gone for it man

World's King

I'm gonna start of by saying that no matter how old a person is they just sound really immature when using the word "boner."

Okay. Once one reaches a certain age they can controll erections to an extent... like while a woman is sitting on your lap. If you do get hard most women will get up laugh and tell their friends... which in turn ruins all chances of seeing any of them naked. So, in conclusion...

Don't get a Boner.

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