Astrocloud

I'm requesting that people share some of their more painful accidents that happened during sex. Here is mine:

When I was 25 I was dating a very pretty girl named Meredith. She was an aerobics instructor and had perfect D cups and a great smile. (We dated for about 2 years).

But anyways, our preferred position was doggy style and she would grind her clit with the four fingers from her right hand while I was riding her. She had nice long nails.

So you know those moments where you slip out? I was almost to the point of orgasm (and so was she) during one fuck session. I was at the point where I couldn't stop swaying my hips and I was just at the verge of cumming hard. I slipped out and rammed the tip of my dick (peehole) into her sharp nails.

It tore the skin on that very sensitive area and I bled quite a bit. Only the moment it happened -I wasn't quite concerned with that. It felt like someone took a lit cigarette and just touched it to the tip of my dick. To make matters worse -my girlfriend Meredith thought that I was just fumbling to put it back in... and said something like "Fuck Me Asshole".

I was bleeding kinda badly. We stopped briefly but I finished her off with oral -just to prove I was a champ... But for the record:The peehole of your dick is no place to have a scab.

I hope this explains the matter -sometimes I am too brief so if you want to know more -just ask. (OR better yet; tell some of your accident stories.)

jerseyboy

Ouch, soap in the peehold sometimes burns but I cant imagine actually having the skin broken. I'm sorry dude. But at least you didnt have to go to the hospital or get stitches, that could have been even worse.

Corneo

Hey your a trooper! You sucked up your injury and carried on with you task.

I don't have a story of my own, but let me share on that my friend told me.

He was masturbating in the shower without lube. Things go up hot and he went faster and faster. All a suddenly he screamed in pain when he noticed he tore that little long bit of skin beneath the head of the dick. He screamed in agony and band aid it up for a couple of days.

pocon1

Yeah, don't masturbate with soap or shampoo for any length of time, it will dry out your skin and tear you up.

Fallon

Well, wasn't my story, but it was in my tent. This one kid and my friend were goin at missionary style. So I guess he was goin like a jackrabbit and thrustin and such quickly, and slips out. Well, not really paying attention I guess, he thrust back in, but hit the taint(don't know the correct name). and he claimed broke his penis. Me and the girl I was with were laughin hysterically.

Samari

Oh man I saw that one coming. I actually was shivering after reading that one. WOW

Actually my most painful experience was when I was getting head and the girl didn't have her mouth open wide enough and was just barely scraping her teeth on the edge of my head. At first it wasn't bad and didn't think much of it. But let me tell you after about 5 minutes of constant scraping I was in much pain. I shoulda said something but I didn't so she just kept going. The worst part about it was that it was distracting me so bad that I couldn't even cum so it went on for a long time till she just got so tired and finished me off with a hand job.
Worst...Head...EVER!

arch13

Excuse me while i go pour bleach in my ear to clean that thought from my mind....
God, nothing i have is going to beat that one.

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nanofever

I clicked on this posting thinking funny accidental anal, not bleeding from the tip of a dick.

Averett

I've only been elbowed, kneed and kicked in the head..

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starbum

silk sheets are your enemy.

was with my gf doing it doggy style, having a blast. it was amazing and I started to get so wrapped up in the excitement that I zoned out a little, totally concentrating on the good feelings...

My right knee slipped on the silk sheets and I fell backwards to the side, and off the bed. my head hit a nearby cabinet and sliced the back of it pretty badly. I bled a little, but the headache that ensued was unbearable. needless to say i was out for the night.

(side note: that first story had me cringe up into a ball shivering with sympathy-pain)

tritium

Laughing so hard that I'm almost crying... ROFL!!!

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niccoli

That sounds like it would hurt!! The wife and I were going at it once and I pulled out and was going back in just as she tensed up with an orgazm it hurt so bad we had to stop and I had to go put ice on it.

la petite moi

Oh man! God damn, that had to have hurt.

Nothing really THAT painful has ever happened to me during sex. Hmm...

I think the worst thing that ever happened to me was with a guy I went out with a a couple years ago. He got so into it with his fingers that he forgot to remember that there was a WALL behind me, and I ended up hitting my head so hard that things turned black and I ended up getting a MONDO headache. Yow.

skysooner

I've posted this before, but on our wedding night, the wife was still a virgin. When we were done, she was bleeding as we expected, but it continued and continued. We had to go to the emergency room to make sure it wasn't something major. It was just an abnormal tear on the hymen which wasn't any big deal, but she was in a little bit of pain, so we didn't have sex again till 3 days later. I had waited over a year for her and then we had to wait 3 days. Humorous now, depressing then.

rogue49

I'd say the worst one I had wasn't so bad...just "interesting"

The condom I was using broke...detached from the base ring.
(it wasn't old, just too small)

Well...to put it bluntly, I had to go help her search for it,
in "you-know-where"

Like I said...interesting...now I know what a gynecologist feels like.

Craven Morehead

Well, not anything painful but once after a particularly vigorous night of sex I ended up with the head of my dick bruised. And I have no idea why. Nothing hurt but there obviously was trauma involved.

Dilbert1234567

eeek gawd that just makes me wince.

and yes soap in the ureathra hurts like a bitch as well.

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tisonlyi

Consider the 'Banjo String'.

TWANG.

Considerably agony and a trip to, what I believe you urksome yanks call, the emergency room.

For the record, it snapped midstroke - 10 minutes in, for no apparent reason.

It could happen to YOU.

Mwahahahaha.

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tisonlyi

No idea.

She was 'well lubricated', willing and not a particularly tight squeezer...

I've not got an idea.

Maybe she shoved some razor blades up her for my visit?

:OP

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mb99usa

Kicked in the head?

I cannot remember a time when I have been hurt but I have given my wife a few headaches. I like when she is on top. I'll forget how close we are to the headboard and try to push her up so I can move from her breasts to her vagina and bang her into the headboard. Usually only requires a quick relocation on the bed to correct.

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Averett

Yup, kicked in the head. Good times...

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mb99usa

How do you get kicked in the head? please explain.

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Averett

Well, I sorta kicked myself in the head. It can be done, believe me.

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mb99usa

Ok? I'll take your word for it but would love to see the position you found it possible to accomplish in.

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Averett

I bet you would

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vveronica

well I'm into bound sex so when your like that accidents happen. the worst i think was a mutual one..
I am bound with my legs spread and up in the air and my arms spread wide above me... I am virtually helpless Well my guy was standing as i am on a table. he was at a point where he was very aggressive and very close. it order to have access he had to pull a studded strap away from me. Well in his excitement he pulled back and the strap slipped so he rammed right into the studded leather and slid up over me. As he screamed i looked down to see at that moment his cock cum hitting me right in the eye.. He pulled away in pain still shooting and my eye was burning.. he was sore and it took some time to flush out the eye.. To this day I get a laugh about it...

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motdakasha

Man nothing compares to the first post and vveronica's is damn amusing.

The most painful thing I've experienced isn't really an accident. This guy I dated briefly was a virgin before I met him. So, he had no idea what to do. The first time was kind of okay because we kissed and stuff before we had sex. Then the second time was kinda painful because it seemed as though he thought he could just insert-penis-here without lube or foreplay or anything.

So, I try to correct the situation by giving him a bunch of links with information on foreplay and things to do or try. Every now and then he messages me with commentary on the guides, so obviously he's reading the stuff. And I tell him, hey look, I need some foreplay or at the very least some lube because you're hurting me here. I think to myself, ok, things should be better now.. sounds like he understands the concept.

Then when we go at it again, he attempts foreplay. Here's his idea of foreplay: on his first attempt of trying to finger me, he didn't try to get between the labia before pushing. so, there was resistance (from my skin), his reaction was to just push harder instead of figure out where the actual entrance was. in essence, he tried to pierce through my skin to find the hole... and he had long sharp nails. so i'm on the verge of screaming in pain, and i tell him he can't just pierce through my skin to get where he wants. anyways, he sticks a finger in once, then pulls it out. sticks the tongue in once, then pulls it out. TADA HE'S DONE. time for him to insert penis.
Aftermath: He rips open the entrance of my vagina from attempting to have sex with me. The looseish skin near the taint on the inside. It healed with scar tissue and was around for months, but I think it's finally gone now.

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JStrider

geezers! the worst ive ever had it was tryin some slightly out there positions and finding out junior didnt like to bend that way that and getting the balls sucked a lil too hard... neither was very bad...

i have accidentally squirted into a girls face/eyes... wasnt on purpose... just popped out of her mouth at just the wrong moment...

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Astrocloud

I've heard of accidents involving couples slipping in the shower while they were fucking. I am very happy that this has never happened to me. Then there was that scene from Hellraiser where the couple was fucking away on the floor with a rusty nail head sticking out. Their undulating bodies moving ever closer to the land of tetanus.

Accidents happen because people aren't thinking and sex wouldn't be fun if we were thinking... There's some zen-like wisdom in this. I feel like that cop in the beginning of hill street blues when I say: "Be careful out there".

Vyk

*laughs out loud!*

thanks for sharing that. Quite amusing.


The majority of my injuries have been from elbows to my head while changing positions. Painful, but nothing horrible.

Though, one time I was with a girl who was very enthusiastically riding on top of me. Her knee ended up slipping off the side of the bed (mini sized college bed) and she slid off, taking me with her. The change in location hurt our pride more than anything, especially when the crash woke up her 3 room mates. oops.



Unfortunately, it didn't turn into an exciting Penthouse letter event.

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OROIT

that little bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the head
it kinda just 'popped'
the pain, ohhhhhhhhh the pain.
instant soft on LOL
i went to the doctor and he told me to bathe it in a bit of salt water and it would be ok.
that was about 6 years ago, remembering it still sends a shiver down my spine.
apparently its a fairly common injury.

em1014

Some of these sound pretty bad... ouch! Luckily I've only experied the typical bumps and bruises with the occasional wall burn. A girl I worked with on the other hand had a funny story to share explaining why she was late to work. Basically her and her hubby had been out drinking. She was all dolled up stilettos and all. Evidently they couldn't wait to get undressed once they got home before going at it. Things got rough and ened with her hubby in the hospital the next morning with the heel of her shoe jammed in the roof of his mouth. Sounded pretty painful but definatly made for a funny day at work!!

Dano069

HOLY CRAP! THAT had to hurt like a MF!

The closest I came to getting injured was when the wife was straddling me on the couch and she kneed me in the 'nads. Ow, ow, ow! Had to go to the Dr. after a day or two since the pain wasn't going away. Luckily, no permanent damage but I told the wife the doc said no more sex or kids. She didn't find it funny.

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Dano069

I love you. Will you marry me. We can move to Utah, where it's legal (well, okay, not anymore, but, for the joke to work, I had to use Utah, you understand, don't you?)

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amge

Well this wasn't during sex. But here it is.

We were both naked, and she was giving me a massage with some lotion. The room was dark, and she was done with my back. So she wanted me to turn over. So now she is between my legs, and reached for the bottle of lotion. Or she thought. She accidently grabbed the bottle of Sea Breeze and squeezed into her hands. Of course being a liquid squired all over my legs, and genitals. At first it was cold, but around 5 seconds later, my sack felt like it was on fire.

nirol

Hey Astro, Does the scar tissue from the fingernails lead to any interesting sensations and comments from other partners?

I was giving a girl a ride in a hotel room. They seem to like to bolt the headboards to the wall. She was using this for leverage and pulled it off the wall. I got my nose broken (again). End of session. I have also been bitten a few times, mostly on purpose...I think.

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Astrocloud

Actually there was no extra scar tissue past the scabing part. I used A&E ointment on the scar and it seemed to help with keeping it on my dick. I think I might have used a condom or two after that just to keep the scab from chafing but it really didn't matter... (I think we lost the condom idea).

omega2K4

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HOLY SHIT! Thanks for the nightmare!

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