Konichiwaneko

I guess this happens to a lot of guys, but that period of time where you are making out with a girl and you are stiff as a board. It never really comes to sex, but she's on top of you and after a few hours...it just hurts having the weight of someone sitting on top of you without penetration.

I remember it with my first girlfriend when we had hour long make out sessions, and I've had it with various other girls afterwards.

It's like...abdomonial hell.

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98MustGT

My wife once went to the dentist and one of her back teeth was left very sharp, she was to have a followup to finish the work later.

Well during some oral she went down real far and wham a nice cut was left on the tender underside below the head.

OUCH

livingfossil

Heh. I lost one one time as well. Never fun.

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Dirty

i have yet to find my first partner for sex..but i had a girl almost bite my damn nipple off

Jonsgirl

I broke a rear view mirror of in a chevy S-10 with the back of my head, once.
The most painful after sex thing that I've ever had was, one time, my husband (then boyfriend) had been going down on me for 45 minutes and then, the next day my lips were so swollen and dry that I couldn't walk for 2 days.

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davik

Worst I ever had was a g/f who was giving me a handjob while we made out, but she was dry rubbing and for quite awhile, managed to leave me a quarter-sized raw spot on the head that had me walking funny for a long time. To this day I'm still not sure how I managed to get off when she switched to going down on me... Course that same girl had a real problem with keeping her teeth out of the way, so maybe I was just used to it by then. Other than that just soreness after a day of marathon sex that made me want to curl up and die.
As far as the fingernail + peehole thing ::shudder:: I'm cringing just thinking about it

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tamdarkdeamon

"He was masturbating in the shower without lube. Things go up hot and he went faster and faster. All a suddenly he screamed in pain when he noticed he tore that little long bit of skin beneath the head of the dick. He screamed in agony and band aid it up for a couple of days."


Bro, the same thing happened to me. Everytime I got an erection, it would just start hurting. When I initially ripped it, it was bleeding endlessly. Then it slowed down, but the pain was still immense. My boxers always showed blood stains on them and everything. It was the worse few weeks I ever experienced.

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mamasan

This accident didn't happen to me, but my girlfriend...I was giving oral to her and I was using an Altoid because she had never had it done with a mint. Anyway, I had the mint on her clit and went to take it off with my teeth. I accidentally got a part a tiny bit of her clit with the mint and bit down on it. I didn't bite that hard, just enough to get the mint between my teeth, but she sat up so quick, and was in so much pain, I thought I might have bit through it. Luckily it wasn't bleeding or anything, she was just sore for a couple minutes. I felt like such a dick, but I kissed it and made it feel better

WireX

I was riding on top... more down than anything and she was really getting off on it, so much that she bucked her hips up with her feet planted in the bed. I went for the ride and my head went into her backboard, and oh man it was painfull.

Acetylene

Well, my ex-boyfriend wanted to try anal but had no clue what to do so he used the lotion that comes in a little bottle in hotels instead of lube, and then just stuck it in with no foreplay or nothing. I'm a screamer in bed so he didn't know I was screaming in PAIN this time until he saw I was bleeding al over the sheets!

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Rdr4evr

Good God. Reading that really made me uncomfortable. I feel your pain....OUCH....maybe I dont, or for that matter, I dont think I want to, that is horrible. Nothing like that has really happened to me though, not to that extreme anyway. The worst that has happened to me was my dick slipping out and entering her ass on accident and she started to bleed, no biggy though.

MSD

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Sorry, it had to be done. For the sake of Sanity, I didn't put it on loop.

tehhappyboy

no, it never has to be done. I'm listening to music and it was way too loud. : (

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ngdawg

That scared the CRAP out of me when i went to this page!!!
(and now it's in stereo!!!!)


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Redgirl

I think the only thing I've ever done, which is probably pretty common, is sprain my tongue eating a girl out. Which tells me I need to be more adventerous!

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jordan_is_god

ive never had any injuries other than some bite marks and finger nail scratches but i have injured a girl..... this girl i was seeing in college was a small girl... like 4'11 maybe 90lbs... we had messed around a lil and i noticed she was little in another place... very little... i asked if she was a virgin she said no she was just really small... even her gyno had said she was small.... now im no john holmes but i am above average so i didnt think it was going to work... a few weeks went by and we got tired of messing around and decided to take it to the next step... i warned her that this might take some work and she was cool... in fact she was being down right dirty about it... so i grabbed the ky and lubed us up... i tried and tried and i couldnt get it in... i kept asking her if she was ok and she was she just wanted to feel it inside her sooo bad.... 45 min later i had the tip in.... she didnt scream or cry nothing... just closed her eyes and laid there.... i tried for more... no luck.... so after about an hour i had serious blue ballsand she had a sore pussy... she went back to her place... the next morning i get a call from her roomate saying that they took her to the hospital.... she neede 4 stitches.... we never tried again after that... a few days later her roomate was very curious and asking how in the hell i ripped her friend... asking how big it was and if ashley and i were still seeing each other

lurkette

This wasn't exactly an accident. We were having vigorous missionary sex on the floor of my dorm room, which had hotel-ish carpet. We were having so much fun we (I) didn't notice that we'd basically rubbed all the skin off my spine. It took weeks to heal and one time I was wearing a tank top because a tshirt hurt too much and had to explain how I got these gorgeous scabs. I was very proud to just say "sex!" and leave it to people's imaginations.

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adam

One of the first times my wife and I were having sex (back when she was just my girlfriend), she was doggie-style on the floor and... the indoor-outdoor carpeting abraded away the skin on her knees, but in the passion of the moment she didn't notice... She still has faint scars from that.

raven12

Lol some of you have pretty funny stories. The worst thing that has happened to me is pulling a muscle while in bed.

slimshaydee

add me to the ouch I hit in between the holes.

Averett

Now I have to explain to my boss why I'm cracking up

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skinnymofo

this didnt happen during sex but before in preparation i guess you could say.
basically i hadnt groomed myself for months due to living on a mountain. my first day back i start trimming up with some scissors. well i started getting impatient (mistake 1) and going a little faster while trimming my ball hairs (mistake 2) i then get careless (mistake 3) now keep in mind up to this point in time i had been VERY cautious around anything down there with just cause. anyway im trimming away and just knick the skin no biggy no pain no blood just a small red mark.
i do it again, again no biggy but im being much more careful now.
i switch sides now am onto the right side of the sack clipping away and then wack. a pretty large 1cm square chunk of skin gone. i just stared for a minute, it didnt hurt but man did my heart jump through my chest. luckliy i had only gone through the top layer or 2 of skin, but i had to wear a bandage down there for the next week which was uncomfortable to say the least.
now about a month later i got a nice little red scar as a constant reminder on how stupid a person can be.
and ive yet to bring any trimming materials down there since except tweezers.

Harshaw

I had been taking a nice long bubble bath with my girlfriend. Normally we shower off after the bubble bath, then we go at it. This time, I couldn't wait. I jumped out of the bath and carried her to bed. As things got more and more... moist the bubble bath worked its way into things that should be left alone by strong soap. I could feel the stinging during sex, but by that time it was too late to do anything about it.

I couldn't pee with out wincing for 2 days.

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Ovenall

I've screwed myself raw a few times. My wife (girlfriend at the time) has rough pubic hair. She keeps it nicely trimmed/shaved, but occasionally there's been the occaisional sore spots.

There was a time when I'd screw her and a girlfriend of ours at the same time. This was one of the times I got a little raw.

Heals up in a few days.

Redlemon

May I recommend an electric beard trimmer next time?

Dale Kemp

Vveronica and Motdakasha have inspired me to humbly share my own accident. Many years ago, I had a slender young lover who, on occasion, would raise her legs over her shoulders, and I would enjoy her from above. Kind of like a missionary position, but with her legs between us. One effect of this was that it rotated her hips such that her vagina pointed upward toward me, making for really full length stroking, which feels really great. But stoking until you essential withdraw each time, also leads to falling out. So we had been enjoying this for some time, occasionally falling out, and having to realign to continue, and we in the onset of orgasm, when I fell out again. Frustrated I quickly realigned and thrust on toward a great finish. She started squeezing on me, and giving out little gasps, which brought me over the edge to one of the most intense orgasms of my life.

Usually, we'd rest connected for a few minutes, to savour the moment, but she asked me to pull out right away. Then, she tells me I "missed" that last time, and penetrated her anus. She was startled, and then started cramping (which I experienced as that supper pleasurable squeezing) and of course, it hurt her. So my first anal experience was accidental, and I didn't know it was anal until afterward. And her first was a shock and a pain. Embarrasing for me. An awful way to be introduced to anal for her.

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Ydde

*Cringes* It made think twice of using a scissors, and it didn't hurt much?? How's that possible?

I will from now onwards exercise even greater care than my already cautious attitude towards trimming any pubic hair.

robodog

Oh, those most certainly CAN nick you, though not enough to take out a chunk of skin, just gives a papercut like nick. I know because I invariably do it just about every time I shave with the #0 setting, the misses likes it better than if I leave it on 1 or 2, and who am I to argue =)

fredcola

i was trying to take the wifes bra off and the strap slilpped out of my hands nailed her back. she did not let me forget that. them later I was doing her from behind and my dick slipped out the next ram was in her butt, after that night i had blue balls for a week

aphroditeskiss1

I've never experienced anything as extreme as any of some of your guy's, but there have been a few times where my guy slips out and doesn't take notice right away and ends up ramming into me. Not too good for either of us. And I've hit my head several times on a wall or headboard. I accidentally kneed him in the groin one time during foreplay (on accident of course). I felt so bad about that, as he had been kneed twice before that same day (one on purpose, one on accident...the dangers of show choir). Wasn't a good night for him.

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GraveTaker

this girl and i were having some fun one night in the back of my car i was sitting up and she was on top of me, she didn't realize how close she was to the roof and she kind of went up too high and banged her head...lol i felt so bad but i couldn't stop laughing at it...the next time she put her hands on the roof to make sure she wouldn't do it again. Just recently my g/f was reading one of those magazines and they had this section called "sex sessions that ended in the ER", so she was telling me about this one couple were having sex on a chair same position as my story and all of a sudden they both fell back and the woman said that she heard something SNAP. She got off of the guy and realized that little johnny had a 90 degree bend in the middle and was black and blue. When they got to the hospital the doctors said that he had actually broke his penis and it didn't say how long it would take to heal or anything but yeah when my g/f was telling me this, i could feel the pain.

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Paul67

I lost my four lower front teeth in an accident at an early age and wore an appliance (bridge) to fill the gap. The ends of the bridge fastened tightly to their respective adjacent real teeth and for all (almost all) practical purposes the thing looked real and functioned the same. The fastener ends were just a pair of semicircular hooks thet encircled the real teeth. Every once in a while adjustments would have to be made to tighten the applicance to the adjoining teeth. It could be installed or removed removed by pressing down or up on the fasteners.

OK, so much for the dental part.

My gf at the time and I were in my car late one winter night in her parents driveway. She loved to have me give her oral sex before intercourse and requested it that night. I was always happy (ecstatic?) to oblige and after finding a semi-comfortable position in the back seat I began my favorite no-calory pasttime.

Well, that bridge seized the opportunity to come loose and one of the hooks on one end snagged the inside of my cheek. This hurt like hell and happened a few times before when chewing a tough piece of steak but it was the first time it had happened while licking vulva. This resulted in what is called "cunnilingus interruptus" a sad ending for the female partner and it also required that I unhook the damned thing from my cheek which usually required that I use a mirror to see what I was doing. That ended our lovemaking ffor that night and we managed to laugh it off.

But just imagine what would have happened if the other end of that bridge had somehow snagged her labia majora at the same time. We may have had to honk the horn to have her parents come out and untangle my head from their daughters crotch or worse, call an ambulance!

From that point on I always removed the bridge before engaging in gymnastic cunnilingus!

la petite moi

Oh man, I just remembered: nwlinkvxd has shot his cum up my nose. THAT was painful.

Krycheck

Today I was giving a lady friend oral pleasure. She was getting a little uncontrolable as far as her hip movement when all of a sudden she thrusted upward. I didn't want to let go of her but when she went down and hit the mattress my upper teeth smashed my upper lip against her pelvic bone. I suffered a cut inside my lip and needless to say it's swollen and brused. Kinda broke the mood. Had to go get some ice for it. Still hurts 7 hrs later.

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Astrocloud

This actually happened to me too. The lady I was with would also grab the back of my head and hold it there so that even though my lip was bruised while she was coming -I couldn't pull my head away.

Demeter

It was New Years Eve. It was like -30ºc outside and we had the heat cranked in the drafty apartment. Boyfriend had recently had shoulder surgery and his left arm was in a sling.
We were drunk. Boyfriend is going at it hard from behind. He shifts ever so slighly to go deeper & we hadn't noticed how close to the edge of the bed we are. He slips, but can't stop, as he basically only has one arm to right himself with.
He falls off the bed, trying to sheild his injury & lands with his ass on the hot radiator. His ass is burning & he's kinda bent forward & I can't lift his weight drunk & giggly. It takes him a minute to pull himself up & he has a burn on his ass from the heater. Nothing bad enough to prevent us from finishing off though.
I thought it was hilarious, but he never found it so funny. Of course, I wasn't the one who got hurt.

frankx

I fell off the bed once and sprained my elbow, but BOY was it worth it!!!!

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Vincentt

I've had my foot cramp up. Happened once right at orgasam, talk about ruining the mood...

Also with a girl back in some dorm room, we were messing around on the floor. We were moving to the bed, me picking her up as I sat her (threw her) onto the bed. She slammed into the wall with her head....

Was very rough, I felt like shit..

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Squishor

Well this is nothing as dramatic as some of you guys (I'm still cringing!) but I did once suffer a permanent injury during sex. Apparently the first night I ever slept with one of my ex-boyfriends, I must have torn something because the next morning I had this burning, aching pain running along my inner thigh. Unfortunately I can't tell you exactly how I did it though - I guess I was a little intoxicated. That was over 15 years ago and it never really got all the way better...in fact it hurts right now.

boredom

This girl i was with had a leg spasm when she came and kicked me in the jaw. All i remember after that was waking up with morning wood.

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