Now I have to explain to my boss why I'm cracking up :lol:

this didnt happen during sex but before in preparation i guess you could say.
basically i hadnt groomed myself for months due to living on a mountain. my first day back i start trimming up with some scissors. well i started getting impatient (mistake 1) and going a little faster while trimming my ball hairs (mistake 2) i then get careless (mistake 3) now keep in mind up to this point in time i had been VERY cautious around anything down there with just cause. anyway im trimming away and just knick the skin no biggy no pain no blood just a small red mark.
i do it again, again no biggy but im being much more careful now.
i switch sides now am onto the right side of the sack clipping away and then wack. a pretty large 1cm square chunk of skin gone. i just stared for a minute, it didnt hurt but man did my heart jump through my chest. luckliy i had only gone through the top layer or 2 of skin, but i had to wear a bandage down there for the next week which was uncomfortable to say the least.
now about a month later i got a nice little red scar as a constant reminder on how stupid a person can be.
and ive yet to bring any trimming materials down there since except tweezers.

I had been taking a nice long bubble bath with my girlfriend. Normally we shower off after the bubble bath, then we go at it. This time, I couldn't wait. I jumped out of the bath and carried her to bed. As things got more and more... moist the bubble bath worked its way into things that should be left alone by strong soap. I could feel the stinging during sex, but by that time it was too late to do anything about it.

I couldn't pee with out wincing for 2 days.

I've screwed myself raw a few times. My wife (girlfriend at the time) has rough pubic hair. She keeps it nicely trimmed/shaved, but occasionally there's been the occaisional sore spots.

There was a time when I'd screw her and a girlfriend of ours at the same time. This was one of the times I got a little raw.

Heals up in a few days.

May I recommend an electric beard trimmer next time?

Vveronica and Motdakasha have inspired me to humbly share my own accident. Many years ago, I had a slender young lover who, on occasion, would raise her legs over her shoulders, and I would enjoy her from above. Kind of like a missionary position, but with her legs between us. One effect of this was that it rotated her hips such that her vagina pointed upward toward me, making for really full length stroking, which feels really great. But stoking until you essential withdraw each time, also leads to falling out. So we had been enjoying this for some time, occasionally falling out, and having to realign to continue, and we in the onset of orgasm, when I fell out again. Frustrated I quickly realigned and thrust on toward a great finish. She started squeezing on me, and giving out little gasps, which brought me over the edge to one of the most intense orgasms of my life.

Usually, we'd rest connected for a few minutes, to savour the moment, but she asked me to pull out right away. Then, she tells me I "missed" that last time, and penetrated her anus. She was startled, and then started cramping (which I experienced as that supper pleasurable squeezing) and of course, it hurt her. So my first anal experience was accidental, and I didn't know it was anal until afterward. And her first was a shock and a pain. Embarrasing for me. An awful way to be introduced to anal for her.

*Cringes* It made think twice of using a scissors, and it didn't hurt much?? How's that possible?

I will from now onwards exercise even greater care than my already cautious attitude towards trimming any pubic hair.

Oh, those most certainly CAN nick you, though not enough to take out a chunk of skin, just gives a papercut like nick. I know because I invariably do it just about every time I shave with the #0 setting, the misses likes it better than if I leave it on 1 or 2, and who am I to argue =)

i was trying to take the wifes bra off and the strap slilpped out of my hands nailed her back. she did not let me forget that. them later I was doing her from behind and my dick slipped out the next ram was in her butt, after that night i had blue balls for a week

I've never experienced anything as extreme as any of some of your guy's, but there have been a few times where my guy slips out and doesn't take notice right away and ends up ramming into me. Not too good for either of us. And I've hit my head several times on a wall or headboard. I accidentally kneed him in the groin one time during foreplay (on accident of course). I felt so bad about that, as he had been kneed twice before that same day (one on purpose, one on accident...the dangers of show choir). Wasn't a good night for him.

this girl and i were having some fun one night in the back of my car ;) i was sitting up and she was on top of me, she didn't realize how close she was to the roof and she kind of went up too high and banged her head...lol i felt so bad but i couldn't stop laughing at it...the next time she put her hands on the roof to make sure she wouldn't do it again. Just recently my g/f was reading one of those magazines and they had this section called "sex sessions that ended in the ER", so she was telling me about this one couple were having sex on a chair same position as my story and all of a sudden they both fell back and the woman said that she heard something SNAP. She got off of the guy and realized that little johnny had a 90 degree bend in the middle and was black and blue. When they got to the hospital the doctors said that he had actually broke his penis and it didn't say how long it would take to heal or anything but yeah when my g/f was telling me this, i could feel the pain.

I lost my four lower front teeth in an accident at an early age and wore an appliance (bridge) to fill the gap. The ends of the bridge fastened tightly to their respective adjacent real teeth and for all (almost all) practical purposes the thing looked real and functioned the same. The fastener ends were just a pair of semicircular hooks thet encircled the real teeth. Every once in a while adjustments would have to be made to tighten the applicance to the adjoining teeth. It could be installed or removed removed by pressing down or up on the fasteners.

OK, so much for the dental part.

My gf at the time and I were in my car late one winter night in her parents driveway. She loved to have me give her oral sex before intercourse and requested it that night. I was always happy (ecstatic?) to oblige and after finding a semi-comfortable position in the back seat I began my favorite no-calory pasttime.

Well, that bridge seized the opportunity to come loose and one of the hooks on one end snagged the inside of my cheek. This hurt like hell and happened a few times before when chewing a tough piece of steak but it was the first time it had happened while licking vulva. This resulted in what is called "cunnilingus interruptus" a sad ending for the female partner and it also required that I unhook the damned thing from my cheek which usually required that I use a mirror to see what I was doing. That ended our lovemaking ffor that night and we managed to laugh it off.

But just imagine what would have happened if the other end of that bridge had somehow snagged her labia majora at the same time. We may have had to honk the horn to have her parents come out and untangle my head from their daughters crotch or worse, call an ambulance!

From that point on I always removed the bridge before engaging in gymnastic cunnilingus!

Oh man, I just remembered: nwlinkvxd has shot his cum up my nose. THAT was painful.

Today I was giving a lady friend oral pleasure. She was getting a little uncontrolable as far as her hip movement when all of a sudden she thrusted upward. I didn't want to let go of her but when she went down and hit the mattress my upper teeth smashed my upper lip against her pelvic bone. I suffered a cut inside my lip and needless to say it's swollen and brused. Kinda broke the mood. Had to go get some ice for it. Still hurts 7 hrs later.

This actually happened to me too. The lady I was with would also grab the back of my head and hold it there so that even though my lip was bruised while she was coming -I couldn't pull my head away.

It was New Years Eve. It was like -30ºc outside and we had the heat cranked in the drafty apartment. Boyfriend had recently had shoulder surgery and his left arm was in a sling.
We were drunk. Boyfriend is going at it hard from behind. He shifts ever so slighly to go deeper & we hadn't noticed how close to the edge of the bed we are. He slips, but can't stop, as he basically only has one arm to right himself with.
He falls off the bed, trying to sheild his injury & lands with his ass on the hot radiator. His ass is burning & he's kinda bent forward & I can't lift his weight drunk & giggly. It takes him a minute to pull himself up & he has a burn on his ass from the heater. Nothing bad enough to prevent us from finishing off though.
I thought it was hilarious, but he never found it so funny. Of course, I wasn't the one who got hurt.

I fell off the bed once and sprained my elbow, but BOY was it worth it!!!!

I've had my foot cramp up. Happened once right at orgasam, talk about ruining the mood...

Also with a girl back in some dorm room, we were messing around on the floor. We were moving to the bed, me picking her up as I sat her (threw her) onto the bed. She slammed into the wall with her head....

Was very rough, I felt like shit..

Well this is nothing as dramatic as some of you guys (I'm still cringing!) but I did once suffer a permanent injury during sex. Apparently the first night I ever slept with one of my ex-boyfriends, I must have torn something because the next morning I had this burning, aching pain running along my inner thigh. Unfortunately I can't tell you exactly how I did it though - I guess I was a little intoxicated. That was over 15 years ago and it never really got all the way better...in fact it hurts right now.

This girl i was with had a leg spasm when she came and kicked me in the jaw. All i remember after that was waking up with morning wood.

Point of curiousity, what do you call the emergency room of a hospital?

hmm my first serious boyfriend and the first guy i went past 1st base with...he had no idea what he was doing either and i was sure that i was teh crazy one and he was doing it right...he would grab my clit VERY hard between his fingers and move so fast i felt like it was getting ripped off...one time he forgot to trim his nails and it cut a ribbon of skin off..it was bleeding for 6 hours

Ouch, long fingernails are the worst! Whenever I see those women in porn with the long fingernails going at it, I cringe...I have no idea how they can tolerate it and why they are not bleeding!

My good friend and her husband were at it and all of a sudden there was blood everywhere. To make a long story short, off to the ER they went. But she said the worst part was going over the story again and again and again and again. And she could hear people laughing. :thumbsup:

Not sex, but my girlfriend and I were fooling around in bed. It was dark, then she sat up, and I was over her, on all fours. She turned to reposition, and her nipple hit me right in my open eye! It didn't really hurt, but I'm really unconfortable with things touching my eye (I wear glasses and refuse to use contacts for that reason). We still can laugh about it.

HUmmm stories...

There was one night, when things were warming up with a girl, she was grinding on me and I had my hands on her ass. I grabbed her and pushed her up towards me to get better position, or would have, except for the fact that we were sweaty and my hands slipped. Intending to push a 120lb weight, my hands slid forward very quickly, and caught something very important on the way up- her thong. I gave her a wedgie!

And there's always those times when you bang your or her head because you've forgotten how close the wall has gotten...

Another night I was with this girl and we were spooned, with me inside her. I began pulsing, and she had a lot of fun with that- but when she got to her O, she grabbed my legs and just dug her nails in. I've had girls that would do similar, but this was on a whole different level of pain. It was like the purring cat I was holding suddenly saw a huge growling dog and was holding on for it's life. It was the first time I ever screamed during sex, and I guess she thought it was in pleasure because she grabbed harder and ground her nails in further, drawing blood. When she finally released the death grip I just got up and walked into the bathroom to clean myself up. Definetely not the best experience I've had.

Unfortuatly I know that feeling of sharp nails on penis too.
Pretty much the same story, my wife and I where going at doggy style and she was reaching under to grind her clit and play with my balls, when I slipped out and her new manacure cut along the side of penis. If the pain wasn't bad enough, it took forever to heal.

No joke, i was fucking this really petite small girl back when i was a teenager, and i didn't think so, but it must've been her first time, because i swear to god my dick was purple after i finished off because of how goddamn tight she was. Best/Worst thing ever.

When hubby and I first start dating we were doing it on the bathroom floor (I had 3 roommates, and therefore no privacy) and managed to get some nasty tileburn on the top of my foot...I couldn't wear shoes for several days because it hurt so bad.

I've had my cervix hit several times that results in horrible agony, similar to a guy getting hit in the nuts, so I'm told.

My hubby and I went to Mexico for our anniversary in November. We were in the hotel and were fooling around, and I laid down on the bed and he kind of jumped on top of me....unfortunately my calf was in the way of his knee and I got a humongous (about the size of a good sized orange) and extremely painful bruise, which was great since I was wearing shorts the entire week. It took about a month and a half to fully heal.

that first post made me shiver.
Dont ever put head and shoulders shampoo anywhere near down their, hurts like you wouldnt believe

Time to resurrect this thread to address my new injury:

On Saturday night I asked ktspktsp to restrain me to the bed (he has very cool hand and foot cuffs that are connected under the bed, so we can tuck them away when there's company) and fuck me hard. I was on my stomach with a blindfold on, and he was taking me from behind... which I loved. He did all kinds of crazy things to me. :crazy:

However, at some point my left shoulder started feeling a bit sore... I tried not to notice it (bad idea, but it felt so damn good everywhere else, can you blame me?). Later that night, though, and all day yesterday and today... I've felt like I dislocated my shoulder or something. Or maybe I pulled a muscle. In any case, if it doesn't get better in a couple days, I'll have to take myself to the doctor and explain that I hurt my arm while being tied to the bed for sex. :lol: Oh well, at least it will be entertaining. :)

yeah, I've done the head of the penis and foreskn thing... infact just days ago. It fucking hurts like hell and I'm out of service for awhile but c'est la vie

Being really drunk, falling over, and hitting my head on the edge of a metal futon... and the worst part of the injury I suffered was blue balls. That pissed me off. I might have felt the futon had I not been so gone.

Wife and I were having a great night, full of fun when we find ourselves on the floor. Wife on top, I am sitting up and we are rocking. The sweat is rolling and she starts to climax as I feel a burning on my butt cheeks. As she lets go we are now full in force thrusting as tears of pain roll down my cheeks. Such joy, such pain! When she finally returned to planet earth and I could move again, I had two huge carpet burns on my ass. We had to scrub blood out of the carpet and I had to sit on one of those round pillows for a week.