Painful Accidents during Sex
 

I'm requesting that people share some of their more painful accidents that happened during sex. Here is mine:

When I was 25 I was dating a very pretty girl named Meredith. She was an aerobics instructor and had perfect D cups and a great smile. (We dated for about 2 years).

But anyways, our preferred position was doggy style and she would grind her clit with the four fingers from her right hand while I was riding her. She had nice long nails.

So you know those moments where you slip out? I was almost to the point of orgasm (and so was she) during one fuck session. I was at the point where I couldn't stop swaying my hips and I was just at the verge of cumming hard. I slipped out and rammed the tip of my dick (peehole) into her sharp nails.

It tore the skin on that very sensitive area and I bled quite a bit. Only the moment it happened -I wasn't quite concerned with that. It felt like someone took a lit cigarette and just touched it to the tip of my dick. To make matters worse -my girlfriend Meredith thought that I was just fumbling to put it back in... and said something like "Fuck Me Asshole".

I was bleeding kinda badly. We stopped briefly but I finished her off with oral -just to prove I was a champ... But for the record:The peehole of your dick is no place to have a scab.

I hope this explains the matter -sometimes I am too brief so if you want to know more -just ask. (OR better yet; tell some of your accident stories.)

Ouch, soap in the peehold sometimes burns but I cant imagine actually having the skin broken. I'm sorry dude. But at least you didnt have to go to the hospital or get stitches, that could have been even worse.

Hey your a trooper! You sucked up your injury and carried on with you task.

I don't have a story of my own, but let me share on that my friend told me.

He was masturbating in the shower without lube. Things go up hot and he went faster and faster. All a suddenly he screamed in pain when he noticed he tore that little long bit of skin beneath the head of the dick. He screamed in agony and band aid it up for a couple of days.

Yeah, don't masturbate with soap or shampoo for any length of time, it will dry out your skin and tear you up.

Well, wasn't my story, but it was in my tent. This one kid and my friend were goin at missionary style. So I guess he was goin like a jackrabbit and thrustin and such quickly, and slips out. Well, not really paying attention I guess, he thrust back in, but hit the taint(don't know the correct name). and he claimed broke his penis. Me and the girl I was with were laughin hysterically.

Oh man I saw that one coming. I actually was shivering after reading that one. WOW

Actually my most painful experience was when I was getting head and the girl didn't have her mouth open wide enough and was just barely scraping her teeth on the edge of my head. At first it wasn't bad and didn't think much of it. But let me tell you after about 5 minutes of constant scraping I was in much pain. I shoulda said something but I didn't so she just kept going. The worst part about it was that it was distracting me so bad that I couldn't even cum so it went on for a long time till she just got so tired and finished me off with a hand job.
Worst...Head...EVER!

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Excuse me while i go pour bleach in my ear to clean that thought from my mind....
God, nothing i have is going to beat that one.

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I clicked on this posting thinking funny accidental anal, not bleeding from the tip of a dick.

I've only been elbowed, kneed and kicked in the head..

silk sheets are your enemy.

was with my gf doing it doggy style, having a blast. it was amazing and I started to get so wrapped up in the excitement that I zoned out a little, totally concentrating on the good feelings...

My right knee slipped on the silk sheets and I fell backwards to the side, and off the bed. my head hit a nearby cabinet and sliced the back of it pretty badly. I bled a little, but the headache that ensued was unbearable. needless to say i was out for the night.

(side note: that first story had me cringe up into a ball shivering with sympathy-pain)

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Laughing so hard that I'm almost crying... ROFL!!!

That sounds like it would hurt!! The wife and I were going at it once and I pulled out and was going back in just as she tensed up with an orgazm it hurt so bad we had to stop and I had to go put ice on it.

Oh man! God damn, that had to have hurt.

Nothing really THAT painful has ever happened to me during sex. Hmm...

I think the worst thing that ever happened to me was with a guy I went out with a a couple years ago. He got so into it with his fingers that he forgot to remember that there was a WALL behind me, and I ended up hitting my head so hard that things turned black and I ended up getting a MONDO headache. Yow.

I've posted this before, but on our wedding night, the wife was still a virgin. When we were done, she was bleeding as we expected, but it continued and continued. We had to go to the emergency room to make sure it wasn't something major. It was just an abnormal tear on the hymen which wasn't any big deal, but she was in a little bit of pain, so we didn't have sex again till 3 days later. I had waited over a year for her and then we had to wait 3 days. Humorous now, depressing then.

I'd say the worst one I had wasn't so bad...just "interesting"

The condom I was using broke...detached from the base ring.
(it wasn't old, just too small)

Well...to put it bluntly, I had to go help her search for it,
in "you-know-where"

Like I said...interesting...now I know what a gynecologist feels like. :rolleyes:

Well, not anything painful but once after a particularly vigorous night of sex I ended up with the head of my dick bruised. And I have no idea why. Nothing hurt but there obviously was trauma involved.

eeek gawd that just makes me wince.

and yes soap in the ureathra hurts like a bitch as well.

Consider the 'Banjo String'.

TWANG.

Considerably agony and a trip to, what I believe you urksome yanks call, the emergency room.

For the record, it snapped midstroke - 10 minutes in, for no apparent reason.

It could happen to YOU.

Mwahahahaha.

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No idea.

She was 'well lubricated', willing and not a particularly tight squeezer...

I've not got an idea.

Maybe she shoved some razor blades up her for my visit?

:OP

Kicked in the head?

I cannot remember a time when I have been hurt but I have given my wife a few headaches. I like when she is on top. I'll forget how close we are to the headboard and try to push her up so I can move from her breasts to her vagina and bang her into the headboard. Usually only requires a quick relocation on the bed to correct.

Yup, kicked in the head. Good times...

How do you get kicked in the head? please explain.

Well, I sorta kicked myself in the head. It can be done, believe me.

Ok? I'll take your word for it but would love to see the position you found it possible to accomplish in.

I bet you would :p

well I'm into bound sex so when your like that accidents happen. the worst i think was a mutual one..
I am bound with my legs spread and up in the air and my arms spread wide above me... I am virtually helpless Well my guy was standing as i am on a table. he was at a point where he was very aggressive and very close. it order to have access he had to pull a studded strap away from me. Well in his excitement he pulled back and the strap slipped so he rammed right into the studded leather and slid up over me. As he screamed i looked down to see at that moment his cock cum hitting me right in the eye.. He pulled away in pain still shooting and my eye was burning.. he was sore and it took some time to flush out the eye.. To this day I get a laugh about it...

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(stole this out of the Sign Generator thread in Nonsense)

Man nothing compares to the first post and vveronica's is damn amusing.

The most painful thing I've experienced isn't really an accident. This guy I dated briefly was a virgin before I met him. So, he had no idea what to do. The first time was kind of okay because we kissed and stuff before we had sex. Then the second time was kinda painful because it seemed as though he thought he could just insert-penis-here without lube or foreplay or anything.

So, I try to correct the situation by giving him a bunch of links with information on foreplay and things to do or try. Every now and then he messages me with commentary on the guides, so obviously he's reading the stuff. And I tell him, hey look, I need some foreplay or at the very least some lube because you're hurting me here. I think to myself, ok, things should be better now.. sounds like he understands the concept.

Then when we go at it again, he attempts foreplay. Here's his idea of foreplay: on his first attempt of trying to finger me, he didn't try to get between the labia before pushing. so, there was resistance (from my skin), his reaction was to just push harder instead of figure out where the actual entrance was. in essence, he tried to pierce through my skin to find the hole... and he had long sharp nails. so i'm on the verge of screaming in pain, and i tell him he can't just pierce through my skin to get where he wants. anyways, he sticks a finger in once, then pulls it out. sticks the tongue in once, then pulls it out. TADA HE'S DONE. time for him to insert penis.
Aftermath: He rips open the entrance of my vagina from attempting to have sex with me. The looseish skin near the taint on the inside. It healed with scar tissue and was around for months, but I think it's finally gone now.

geezers! the worst ive ever had it was tryin some slightly out there positions and finding out junior didnt like to bend that way :p that and getting the balls sucked a lil too hard... neither was very bad...

i have accidentally squirted into a girls face/eyes... wasnt on purpose... just popped out of her mouth at just the wrong moment...

I've heard of accidents involving couples slipping in the shower while they were fucking. I am very happy that this has never happened to me. Then there was that scene from Hellraiser where the couple was fucking away on the floor with a rusty nail head sticking out. Their undulating bodies moving ever closer to the land of tetanus.

Accidents happen because people aren't thinking and sex wouldn't be fun if we were thinking... There's some zen-like wisdom in this. I feel like that cop in the beginning of hill street blues when I say: "Be careful out there".

*laughs out loud!*

thanks for sharing that. Quite amusing.


The majority of my injuries have been from elbows to my head while changing positions. Painful, but nothing horrible.

Though, one time I was with a girl who was very enthusiastically riding on top of me. Her knee ended up slipping off the side of the bed (mini sized college bed) and she slid off, taking me with her. The change in location hurt our pride more than anything, especially when the crash woke up her 3 room mates. oops.

:eek:

Unfortunately, it didn't turn into an exciting Penthouse letter event.

:D

that little bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the head
it kinda just 'popped'
the pain, ohhhhhhhhh the pain.
instant soft on :( LOL
i went to the doctor and he told me to bathe it in a bit of salt water and it would be ok.
that was about 6 years ago, remembering it still sends a shiver down my spine.
apparently its a fairly common injury.

Some of these sound pretty bad... ouch! Luckily I've only experied the typical bumps and bruises with the occasional wall burn. A girl I worked with on the other hand had a funny story to share explaining why she was late to work. Basically her and her hubby had been out drinking. She was all dolled up stilettos and all. Evidently they couldn't wait to get undressed once they got home before going at it. Things got rough and ened with her hubby in the hospital the next morning with the heel of her shoe jammed in the roof of his mouth. Sounded pretty painful but definatly made for a funny day at work!!

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HOLY CRAP! :eek: THAT had to hurt like a MF!

The closest I came to getting injured was when the wife was straddling me on the couch and she kneed me in the 'nads. Ow, ow, ow! Had to go to the Dr. after a day or two since the pain wasn't going away. Luckily, no permanent damage but I told the wife the doc said no more sex or kids. She didn't find it funny. :hmm:

I love you. Will you marry me. We can move to Utah, where it's legal (well, okay, not anymore, but, for the joke to work, I had to use Utah, you understand, don't you?) :thumbsup: :D :D :D :D :D

Well this wasn't during sex. But here it is.

We were both naked, and she was giving me a massage with some lotion. The room was dark, and she was done with my back. So she wanted me to turn over. So now she is between my legs, and reached for the bottle of lotion. Or she thought. She accidently grabbed the bottle of Sea Breeze and squeezed into her hands. Of course being a liquid squired all over my legs, and genitals. At first it was cold, but around 5 seconds later, my sack felt like it was on fire.

Hey Astro, Does the scar tissue from the fingernails lead to any interesting sensations and comments from other partners?

I was giving a girl a ride in a hotel room. They seem to like to bolt the headboards to the wall. She was using this for leverage and pulled it off the wall. I got my nose broken (again). End of session. I have also been bitten a few times, mostly on purpose...I think.

Actually there was no extra scar tissue past the scabing part. I used A&E ointment on the scar and it seemed to help with keeping it on my dick. I think I might have used a condom or two after that just to keep the scab from chafing but it really didn't matter... (I think we lost the condom idea).

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HOLY SHIT! Thanks for the nightmare!

The worst I've done is just the old fall-off-the-bed thing.

An ex-fuck buddy of mine ended up being the cause of 99% of my injuries...

This is a kid that plays way, way, WAY too many video games. Consider, girls, being fingered by a guy that can move his digits a bajillion "buttonpushes" per second. And he insisted on doing it for 10 minutes, maybe 15.

At that point, I'm in plenty of pain and he whips out his monster cock that he expects to just shove in. I was no longer mentally ready for it, nor was my body quite ready for it either.

The sex lasted about 10 minutes itself, but it hurt so terribly bad that I left him sleeping in my bed and ran upstairs where I could ice myself down and sleep on the couch.

-+ Ivy +-

What a mayhem stories! :eek:

I learned by reading your horror stories that I am not the only one who suffered from the 'tore/sore triangle' injury.

That little triangular, very sensistive part of my penis was, after a nice night, torn.
That little gap hurt like hell, I walked two weeks without underwear to stop the constant throbbing, because ofcourse friction equals erection equals severe pain!!!

Then there was this little incident with this cute girl. I don't know the correct word but we call it 'Sambal', it's a red pepper mixture, tradionally eaten with Asian dishes. To her and my poor misfortune I cooked, swiped something out my eye, I cried of pain because of the peppers, I ate, somewhere in between I washed my hands and I tried some finger-foreplay completely forgetting the apparant still present ....... :eek:

Let's just say, she wasn't that happy

I accidently did something similar to my wife. I dropped a bottle of hot sauce (we're talking skull and crossbones type) and the bottle broke. I cleaned it up and washed my hands. Not thinking about it we started fooling around in bed later. That ended real quick after I started fingering her a little. She was sore for like 3 days.

Needless to say I am very careful with hot sauce now.

i'd say my most painful sexual experience would be getting squirted in the eyes, even though he didn't mean to. but it was unexpected.

First girlfriend got too excited whilst on top. She decided to launch her self onto my cock, unfortunately she ripped the frenum (stringy bit of skin behind the foreskin) right off....did not stop bleeding...so much so I keeled over in the bathroom and knocked myself out on the bath. Worse was when I went to A&E and I knew the nurse who had to clean me up......no fun...but I laugh about it now!!!! not really

bed next to window...trying to change positions fast...smacked head on windowsill
:(

i still had a big boner but i had a bigger headache

some of these stories are downright atrocious. I guess that I've never really experienced a bad injury. I once sliced my leg open on the dresser as my gf and I were kissing, undressing, making our way to the bed in complete darkness, but I didn't notice until afterwards (imagine finishing making love and then all of the sudden wondering where all the blood came from.)

this one time my gf and I (same girl) hadn't seen each other in a while, could only spend one night together and so it was predestined to be a rowdy night. I remember, we went from the bed to the wall, to the floor where we kinda scooted around the entire apartment. The next day she ended up with a patch of rug burn in the small of her back about the size of baseball. It left a golf ball size scar...ouch, but entirely worth it in the opinion of both parties.

aha .. got a rift... hurt so bad. The worst thing is that you can't masturbate pretty well either, one stroke too much and ... ooo .. searing pain!

btw first story got my hands down there as a protective shield... oooo :(

About the most painful experience I've had was with an ex-girlfriend. We were going at it one night, her riding on top, I was completely buried inside of her, and she had an extremely intense orgasm. She sort of collapsed, and kinda slid off the top of me to one side. Or attemped to at least, because she was clamped down on my penis so hard she wasn't really going anywhere. Needless to say I was sore for a few days.

As far as other injuries....hmmm....a girl slipping while getting on top of me and planting her knee in my balls, assorted scratches from nails, bite marks, unexplained bruises....etc.

As mentioned by others, it is possible to get kicked in the head/face while having sex. It hurts like hell.

don't have a bad accident to share but.....

my girlfriend and I (this was 3 1/2 yrs ago) we doin it doggy style. We like to cjange up a bit in positions so I was leaning down and she was almost on top of me backwards. I was done soon after that and right after I pulled out.....

she farted

it was a loud one too, I didn't laugh at the time and all she said was "woops." I felt too good too laugh but when I think back about it, I usually fall off my chair

HAHAHA. Man these stories are too funny. Keep em coming.

haha nice accidents everyone! here's mine:

The worst thing I've tried so far was when my boyfriend decided that we should try a new position during anal sex a year ago. I was on my back with my legs around his neck and he was moving back and forth at super speed until he slipped out and hit me between my holes. The result was a one cm long gash right between the holes....
the amount of blood wasn't that bad... but the pain! OMG!... gives me the chills just thinking about it...
We still do that position... but super slow now of course! :D

Making love on the bathroom floor, on the rug, her on top. I didn't notice at the time, but I ended up with a patch of rugburn in the small of my back that bled all over the floor. It took weeks to heal, and every time I bent over the scab would open. 100% worth it, though. Very hot sex.

Rug burns -- otherwise the safety harness and padding seem to do the trick.

Mines not as bad as most of these, but the gf was riding me upright, went too far up, i sliped out so my penis was under her theigh/pervis region...then she came down...hard

I thought the dam thing snaped in half lol

good times

Ok mine is pretty bad.
My girlfriend and I decided to take a shower together. We were making out under the hot water, and started to rub eachother. I was getting hot and ready to give her some wang, when I decided it would be a great idea to exchange some oral first. So I get down on my hands and knees in the shower and start going at her and she is moaning and pulling my hair.

She grabs my face, looks me right in the eye and says "fuck me now". I didn't want to waste time, so I jump to my feet. I immediately feel a buring on my lower back and notice a ton of blood running down the drain.

It turns out my dumb ass forgot to notice that my ass and back were under the faucet, so when I sprang to my feet, I took at 1 inch patch of skin with me.

Long story short- I slapped on some bandaids, and got a BJ. Nto bad for the scar and story.

These stories are awesome. It is so interesting to see all the different ways to hurt yourself during sex.

man, i feel sorry for you guys. hopefully none of this will happen to me

chicks dig scars...right?

Think how bad it must of hurt him.

Well, not as bad as some of these, but my g/f apparently got horney in the middle of the night and started playing with me in my sleep. I was only vaugly aware of it, I was in that spot between sleep and waking up, but more towards the sleep side. Anyways, she hopped on and was grinding back and forth (no up and down at all, just back forth) and I slipped out and she ground back, but didn't slip back in when she ground forward. Needless to say, I woke up really, really, really fast after that moment. ---It only took a few days for the pain to go away, but now she's affraid to do something like it again. How sad for me :(

When Blonddie and I first began dating, we were like too teenagers going at it(wait come to think about it....we were). Anyways, we screwed and screwed for days.....(really, you can ask her) to the point where my dick was "raw". She would dry up, but we would keep going. After a while, it would hurt soooo bad just to get an erection. We figured out that Solar Cain spray, would numb my penis enough to dull the pain. We would start over again. I also noticed the spray dulled the sensation, which in turn, kept us going longer and longer.........I had to miss several days of work to heal up.

Ms. Skafe just finished from recieving it in the ass. She turns over and lays on her back and I'm on top of her - she gets more aroused and I speed things up. I slip out and in an attempt to put it back in without the use of my hands it goes straight into her unexpecting asshole - in the millisecond it took for all that to happen she went from turned on to the least aroused I've ever seen her.

Also, warming K-Y is not a good idea when it involves anal - especially not more than 4 drops. I was trying to spice things up by brining a new product into the bedroom and surprising her. At first she says, "what it is that? It's warm - it kinda burns...holy fuck it burns...." She made a mad dash for the shower and I stayed in the bed - disappointed.

the worst i have ever had was a bit of chafing from 2 day sexcapades. and burises more like penis kickes from her suckign "to hard" felt great at the time but man that hurst the next day

he wasn't hurt at all for some reason :rolleyes:

All these are too funny...mine pales in comparison.

When I was a teenager, I was screwing some girl in her parent's basement. Well, she wrapped her legs around my waist and I sort of stood up. Well, I forgot that we were directly beneath a rafter on the *low* ceiling. Needless to say, I stood up with her wrapped around me, and her head squarely hit said rafter, thus knocking her into a black void of nothingness Now, if this happend today it would be frightening...but when you're 16...how do you explain this to her parents? I had thought I had killed her! Luckily she woke up not too soon afterwards...with a very bad headache...

edited because of my obsession with spelling...

Rug burns from enthusiastic doggy style on shag carpeting. We couldn't do it on the bed because we were at a bed and breakfast and the bed was creaking something fierce. We ended up moving to the bathroom with all of the towels used for padding =)

i was fooling around with my girlfriend, then she had to leave.... blue balls all night long until i had a free moment to 'release'

my best story is: in university, nailing my gf (at the time) in the shower.....I was leaning my back against the wall and she put her arms around my neck and I basically hoisted her up.....well.....just as it got close to the happy ending, the shower wall breaks....and I fall through it and and land on the floor on the other side.....basically I squeezed between the wall braces, though a tile wall! My ass was all cut up and I bruised my back and hip pretty good. My gf was able to hop off though right before I fell though, so she was stnding in the shower while I was on the ground in pain. Real hard part was trying to explain to her roomates why the wall broke (and her landlord!)

long live the HOIST

for me it only has been recently. We were on the floor and I was on top. We were going like mad when I pulled all the way out and went to go back and 'bent my wookie.' That reallly hurt.

The other one was on her roomates bed ( :D ) I was on top with her legs on my shoulders. We were all lubed up and I pulled all the way out and shifted her slightly on my shoulders. Well that changed the angle of entry and when I went to go back in (hard) I thrusted twice before noticing how different it was. Well I pulled the classic 'oops' move and she ended up bleeding. I still feel really bad because I knew it could happen and I wasn't more careful about it. (Sorry SL!)

My ex-gf was giving me a BJ and she sneezed. As a result with my dick still in her mouth her teeth scraped against the underside and I was instantly not horny.. Just thinking about it makes me close my legs~

Worst injury i've had was ripping the little piece of skin that connects the foreskin to the head

son of a bitch... son of a bitch... son of a bitch

it hurt

I guess the worst we had was when hubby went flying off the bed, don't remember from what position - maybe we were transitioning. He went head first and I was afraid he broke his neck. But like a champ he finished the job.

My friend was getting it on for the first time with a new boyfriend during/sorta after a party at his house. I guess he was drunk and pretty into it because he ended up hitting his head on the wall. Then a few minutes later a drunk girl walked in to "investigate a noise". Pretty much they didn't last much longer.

Oh my god was that funny!

ruggerp, your 'bent my wookie' statement made me fall off my chair laughing!

Ok, mine is this: Last year I'm fooling around with a girl I know in her dorm room. We were both drinking, and needless to say I was kinda hammered. She starts giving me head, and doesn't open up wide enough. I had some marks on my unit the next day that made me think I got head from a woodchuck. stung like a bitch when I took a shower in the dorm for about a week. (water pressure was burly)

Sounds like a girl I was with's ex. All day he stayed home from class, no job. Just played video games. She said he had a monster cock, but he had no clue what he was doing. What a loser. To have a huge cock and just waste it.


/reeks of jealousy

First time me and the g/f had sex. Was my first time... she'd done it quite a bit with her ex-b/f so I assumed it was all okay. Well, we start going, and she's riding me. I look up to see tears streaming down then she keels over and gets off of me to lay down beside me. I look at the condom as I take it off, and there is blood running down it. Apparently the ex-b/f was so small he never actually "broke in." And since she was used to just jumping on down on his, she did the same to mine... that was a nice experience! Painful all around - she had to let that heal up, get back in the state of mind to ever do it again, and to top it all off those blue balls hurt like a bitch~

Just one of those lovely, painful, embarassing situations that everyone vows -never- to speak of :thumbsup:

My boyfriend and I *just* did this. We both kinda stopped in shock/pain. Took us a while to get going again :crazy:

Not actually during sex, but in High School I was Making outwith my GF on a couch in the basement of my house and one of her earrings got caught in my sweater.

It was a painful moment for her, but the sweater was quickly removed, followed by more clothing from both of us. I like to think it was kismet.

I guess this happens to a lot of guys, but that period of time where you are making out with a girl and you are stiff as a board. It never really comes to sex, but she's on top of you and after a few hours...it just hurts having the weight of someone sitting on top of you without penetration.

I remember it with my first girlfriend when we had hour long make out sessions, and I've had it with various other girls afterwards.

It's like...abdomonial hell.

My wife once went to the dentist and one of her back teeth was left very sharp, she was to have a followup to finish the work later.

Well during some oral she went down real far and wham a nice cut was left on the tender underside below the head.

OUCH

Heh. I lost one one time as well. Never fun.

i have yet to find my first partner for sex..but i had a girl almost bite my damn nipple off :|

I broke a rear view mirror of in a chevy S-10 with the back of my head, once.
The most painful after sex thing that I've ever had was, one time, my husband (then boyfriend) had been going down on me for 45 minutes and then, the next day my lips were so swollen and dry that I couldn't walk for 2 days.

Worst I ever had was a g/f who was giving me a handjob while we made out, but she was dry rubbing and for quite awhile, managed to leave me a quarter-sized raw spot on the head that had me walking funny for a long time. To this day I'm still not sure how I managed to get off when she switched to going down on me... Course that same girl had a real problem with keeping her teeth out of the way, so maybe I was just used to it by then. Other than that just soreness after a day of marathon sex that made me want to curl up and die.
As far as the fingernail + peehole thing ::shudder:: I'm cringing just thinking about it

"He was masturbating in the shower without lube. Things go up hot and he went faster and faster. All a suddenly he screamed in pain when he noticed he tore that little long bit of skin beneath the head of the dick. He screamed in agony and band aid it up for a couple of days."


Bro, the same thing happened to me. Everytime I got an erection, it would just start hurting. When I initially ripped it, it was bleeding endlessly. Then it slowed down, but the pain was still immense. My boxers always showed blood stains on them and everything. It was the worse few weeks I ever experienced.

This accident didn't happen to me, but my girlfriend...I was giving oral to her and I was using an Altoid because she had never had it done with a mint. Anyway, I had the mint on her clit and went to take it off with my teeth. I accidentally got a part a tiny bit of her clit with the mint and bit down on it. I didn't bite that hard, just enough to get the mint between my teeth, but she sat up so quick, and was in so much pain, I thought I might have bit through it. Luckily it wasn't bleeding or anything, she was just sore for a couple minutes. I felt like such a dick, but I kissed it and made it feel better

I was riding on top... more down than anything and she was really getting off on it, so much that she bucked her hips up with her feet planted in the bed. I went for the ride and my head went into her backboard, and oh man it was painfull.

Well, my ex-boyfriend wanted to try anal but had no clue what to do so he used the lotion that comes in a little bottle in hotels instead of lube, and then just stuck it in with no foreplay or nothing. I'm a screamer in bed so he didn't know I was screaming in PAIN this time until he saw I was bleeding al over the sheets!

Good God. Reading that really made me uncomfortable. I feel your pain....OUCH....maybe I dont, or for that matter, I dont think I want to, that is horrible. Nothing like that has really happened to me though, not to that extreme anyway. The worst that has happened to me was my dick slipping out and entering her ass on accident and she started to bleed, no biggy though.

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Sorry, it had to be done. For the sake of Sanity, I didn't put it on loop.

no, it never has to be done. I'm listening to music and it was way too loud. : (

That scared the CRAP out of me when i went to this page!!! :lol: :lol:
(and now it's in stereo!!!!)


edit: I turned off the autostart in your quote so it doesn't crah Windows Media Player

I think the only thing I've ever done, which is probably pretty common, is sprain my tongue eating a girl out. Which tells me I need to be more adventerous!

ive never had any injuries other than some bite marks and finger nail scratches but i have injured a girl..... this girl i was seeing in college was a small girl... like 4'11 maybe 90lbs... we had messed around a lil and i noticed she was little in another place... very little... i asked if she was a virgin she said no she was just really small... even her gyno had said she was small.... now im no john holmes but i am above average so i didnt think it was going to work... a few weeks went by and we got tired of messing around and decided to take it to the next step... i warned her that this might take some work and she was cool... in fact she was being down right dirty about it... so i grabbed the ky and lubed us up... i tried and tried and i couldnt get it in... i kept asking her if she was ok and she was she just wanted to feel it inside her sooo bad.... 45 min later i had the tip in.... she didnt scream or cry nothing... just closed her eyes and laid there.... i tried for more... no luck.... so after about an hour i had serious blue ballsand she had a sore pussy... she went back to her place... the next morning i get a call from her roomate saying that they took her to the hospital.... she neede 4 stitches.... we never tried again after that... a few days later her roomate was very curious and asking how in the hell i ripped her friend... asking how big it was and if ashley and i were still seeing each other

This wasn't exactly an accident. We were having vigorous missionary sex on the floor of my dorm room, which had hotel-ish carpet. We were having so much fun we (I) didn't notice that we'd basically rubbed all the skin off my spine. It took weeks to heal and one time I was wearing a tank top because a tshirt hurt too much and had to explain how I got these gorgeous scabs. I was very proud to just say "sex!" and leave it to people's imaginations.

One of the first times my wife and I were having sex (back when she was just my girlfriend), she was doggie-style on the floor and... the indoor-outdoor carpeting abraded away the skin on her knees, but in the passion of the moment she didn't notice... She still has faint scars from that.

Lol some of you have pretty funny stories. The worst thing that has happened to me is pulling a muscle while in bed.

add me to the ouch I hit in between the holes.